Unity Abandoned Pizza Hot! [v0.12 Beta3] [Abelius]

[ronan333]

Now i wonder how to live that long.

Like in Tron or Jumanji have your body digitized into a video game by someone named Abelius and you can live a ridiculously long time in updates.

 

[Brother Penetrātus]

I checked the local bookie, the odds favor your Ferrari over the update.

Tell me you're British without telling me you're British.

 

[Artix0]

Tell me you're British without telling me you're British.

Just playing devil's advocate here, they may be Australian! (Kiwi even? Not sure if they say bookie too)

 

[zhuguannan1]

i wish this game's story won't get too sad & dark, because the author has created a long and detailed enough plot to make jenny such an innocent, cute character.

 

[Penitensary]

i wish this game's story won't get too sad & dark, because the author has created a long and detailed enough plot to jenny such and innocent, cute character.

I can accurately say it won't anytime soon...

 

[jackdanniels]

i wish this game's story won't get too sad & dark, because the author has created a long and detailed enough plot to jenny such and innocent, cute character.

No way, the game drama is perfect for its genre: corruption. Although, the dev has the soul of a turtle, every thousand years he drops an insignificant update.

 

[Fledder]

i wish this game's story won't get too sad & dark, because the author has created a long and detailed enough plot to make jenny such an innocent, cute character.

maybe it'll happen when we're all 70

 

[jeybeeee]

Abelius eh? More like scumbelius to me

 

[darkgummy]

Any update or is he focusing on the shitty landlord content?

 

[Nixoncr]

Any update or is he focusing on the shitty landlord content?

more mechanics, polishing the game, blah blah blah blah blah game engine, blah blah blah

 

[Nice_Guy69]

Any update or is he focusing on the shitty landlord content?

Landlord content is the main reason i follow this thing.

 

[kzdah12]

so not updates again ?

 

[fredric02]

so not updates again ?

nope, blue balled until 2026

 

[fredric02]

with the game released in 2021 i expect most of us will be dead before its finished with pace of existing content.

 

[Dr_Kek]

with the game released in 2021 i expect most of us will be dead before its finished with pace of existing content.

in 2077 they voted pizza hot, the slowest game dev in america.

 

[HikkiG]

nope, blue balled until 2026

Be nice, Abelius breaking his balls to give us a partial update in 2026.

 

[RobAlson244]

Of the many things that suck, one more thing is that the intro in Pizza Cold would be better suited for Pizza Hot. If only there was a way to take the Pizza Cold mom/dad bj intro and transfer it to Pizza Hot.

 

[jackdanniels]

 

[johnyakuza1]

We did it folks, the thread has finally turned schizo due to the lack of updates.

Love to see it!

 

[Fatneck]

We did it folks, the thread has finally turned schizo due to the lack of updates.

Love to see it!

Now i am confused. Or wait . . . . maybe i'm not . . . he is. . . .or am i?