I can't read this and NOT jump in defense of this very excellent Dev.
Yes, they make excuses. What would you expect when they want to make 4 updates a week, but people can only manage to play 3? And now with the new policy of only advertising one every 2 weeks, how do you expect them to make a living if of each 8 updates only get payed by one? Also, poor Dev, spends 300.000 hours a week rendering the images with such care and passion only for people to "SKIP" them because they didn't like the way one of the curls in the pubic hair of the 3rd lover wasn't of the same shade as the others? It's heartbreaking. The Devs have to live with this shame forever and ever, being reminded that they failed to provide a skipless wave of content that would shame all the worlds tsunamis put together.
I say we have to support them. Not with our money, obviously, they are already richer than the River guy, they only do this because of bragging rights on how much advertising they receive. We MUST support this Dev because the wholesomeness of this game is above everything that ever existed or will ever exist. The way the lovers touch each other nails is enough to create a deluge of pink hearts from the top of Mount Fuji with 100 billion people exclaiming Kawaiii while making Heart signs with their Hands and Feet. Games like this are an absolute National treasure for all the countries in the World.
So, your completely absurd demands must be rebuked completely and thoroughly in the most aggressive manner possible, in order to defend the honor and virginity of this game and his Dev.
Peace
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