And the Dev, with his coomer-feet glazed in cum
stood puzzling and puzzling; "How could this be done?"
"They came with out updates! They came without new tags!"
"They came without mods, walkthroughs or rags!"
And he puzzled for three years, til his puzzler was sore.
Then the Dev thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe an update," he thought, "shouldn't be such a chore."
"Maybe an update... perhaps... won't cause an uproar."
And what happened then? Well... in F95ville they say,
That the Dev's small heart tracker Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart tracker increased in size
he postponed with the update to fulfill his demise.
He delayed the update, and communication's released
And he, HE HIMSELF! said that the pay-pigs got fleeced
I'm drunk and giggling like an idiot... I had fun, good night all.