Edit: Upgrading from 4 to 5 stars as of the release of Episode 2 Part 1. My complaints have been rendered moot, and the outdated parts of my review will have strikeout text. The game has been improved drastically with the new update. By and far my favorite game on this site now, and sets a new bar for the genre.
Very well-written and funny game that unfortunately doesn’t quite make it in the “fappability” department.
STORY - 5/5
Exceptionally well-written. The story doesn’t drag and is very well-paced, characters ooze with personality, and dialogue flows naturally. Humor is subjective, ofc, but I found this to be genuinely comical, as the humor almost never felt cringe, quirky, or forced. The dev character is a bit hit or miss, and I considered docking half a point, but the game is just too good otherwise. The dev character is appreciated when explaining game mechanics, but is shoehorned into the story in a couple of small places. The big thing here is the directing. Yes, directing. The dev does an exceptional job of utilizing camera movement, sound effects, and my favorite, music choice and timing. The dev has taken a trope-tier premise and has made something truly magical out of it.
FAPPABILITY - 5/5
Worst part of the game, by and far. There’s 3 total scenes in the gallery, one of which an optional gay scene I’ve opted not to experience. The animations are serviceable, but the scenes still aren’t that exciting, even by vanilla standards. Only blemish on this game.
The Episode 2 Part 1 scenes knock this shit out of the park. Upgrading this from a 2 to a 5. Sex scenes are much, much longer with music, different angles, and really great animations.
“GAMEPLAY” - 5/5
There is, of course, still some interactivity here. Pursuing each girl is optional. There is also a currency system here that still doesn’t seem to actually do anything. You can lose a lot of it early on, but there still doesn’t seem to be any consequences yet, making the whole system rather pointless in current version. As of part 2, you can actually run out of currency, and fail to purchase everything, making the decisions a bit more meaningful. Furthermore, the new episode adds more side options during main story content that unlocks a scene if you play it out properly, while still being entertaining for options where you miss out. Dialogue options are much more varied and add a lot of flavor to the game even if some of them don't change outcomes; they're not meaningful in the long run, but def fun in the moment.
Overall, I’m giving this a very strong 4/5. I am eagerly awaiting episode 2, and heartily recommend the game to anyone reading this.