c3p0

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Hah, now I feel stupid usually I wouldn't miss such an innuendo.. Although in my defense being vampires and all it could really go both ways :eek: :ROFLMAO:
Now, you have putting images and ideas in my brain that doesn belong there.:sneaky:
Could a vamp be impaling to death through sex?:unsure:
 
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Raptus Puellae

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So you chose to get her head in the conversation with Sharon in the car? instead of Answers I am curious as to why..
Seems our MC's mundane insignificant life got a lot more interesting after that faithful night...
the only answer I want to have is if she's a screamer or not///
Em.. am I too dirty minded? Cause I was sure he meant sex when he was talking about impaling her.... I've been lied to, they have told me porn was a safe hobby!
that's what I ment..
Now, you have putting images and ideas in my brain that doesn belong there.:sneaky:
Could a vamp be impaling to death through sex?:unsure:
technically... if the vampire gets "impaled" and fucked beyond what the body can handle, and left to watch the sunrise, then death by snu snu is possible... hopefully MC will get the chance to try it on Astrid
 

Niels Holgersson

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the only answer I want to have is if she's a screamer or not///

that's what I ment..

technically... if the vampire gets "impaled" and fucked beyond what the body can handle, and left to watch the sunrise, then death by snu snu is possible... hopefully MC will get the chance to try it on Astrid
I'd love to see that bitch turn to dust, her and her boss!
 

Ayhsel

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A lengthy Sun tan?
You gave me "lengthy" for free, I only need to include the word thick to follow the joke, but I am too much of a gentleman to reduce to that kind of comment (spoken with the smuggest accent and face you can imagine).

I prefer simply to say that I want to fuck her brains out. See? way more subtle!
 

Niels Holgersson

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You gave me "lengthy" for free, I only need to include the word thick to follow the joke, but I am too much of a gentleman to reduce to that kind of comment (spoken with the smuggest accent and face you can imagine).

I prefer simply to say that I want to fuck her brains out. See? way more subtle!
Oh dear! Smug is it? Look mate, you might want to bonk her all night, but she has to go down those apples and pears to Merrick, otherwise he'll die of loneliness. Bonking is no punishment, a good tanning is, specially if you use a slipper!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Ayhsel

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Oh dear! Smug is it? Look mate, you might want to bonk her all night, but she has to go down those apples and pears to Merrick, otherwise he'll die of loneliness. Bonking is no punishment, a good tanning is, specially if you use a slipper!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I don't see Merrick interested in Astrid. Honestly, he seems too smart to mess with her..
I am horny and stupid, I'll deal with her.
 

xDEEPx

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I wanna see what happens if elders found out about mc's capabilities if were talking some sort of "other games" 0.^ then yes they will and I quote "cousin vamp of mc" that they will drink him dry and take his power?
 

D3xzalias

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If you want to punish Astrid. when mc is the top vamp. My play would be to give her to Markus
And don't care about her anymore
 
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