Hey everyone! Apologies for moving at the speed of a particularly leisurely sloth. We're making the game super slowly, but hey, we are making it—cross my heart!
I just dropped version 0.17.7, which you can download right this instant. There’s a lot in the pipeline for the upcoming release. SLAM 0.18 is set to introduce ‘The Cult’, quests, an outfit system, and further developments in our RPG mechanics. We’re also refreshing the sprites for our ladies, adding some new faces, and bringing in some new NSFW CGI to spice things up a bit.
Yes, I'm tossing out a release promise here, and yes, sticking to deadlines isn't exactly our forte. History has a funny way of repeating itself—like every single time. But fear not! If we slip up, we’ll do everything possible to push this release out by July at the latest!
This weekend, I'll be knee-deep in testing the new features and by Monday, May 20th, I’ll have a full report ready for you.
And one more thing—I won’t vanish from the chat for another half a year and will be right here to answer all your messages and questions. Bring 'em on!