Not gifting, Screw Wars: Episode IV — A New Cock — version zero-point-three-point-eight, for Christmas? How very Sith of you. . . :evilsmile:
Game is pretty. Looks & sounds pleasant, yet buggy; e.g. the cantina — got stuck with clones of the loudmouthed alien trio sitting at two tables, somehow replacing or assimilating the ultra-important human trio. Tip: There are no credits in version zero-point-three-point-four on here (that I got to), and the one masquerading as version zero-point-three-point-eight, is actually said zero-point-three-point-four in disguise. To my dismay, I did not receive a dance from those poor slave girls. . . :disappointed:
In my opinion, the dialogue, art, music, sounds, models, and character personas are great or fine so far. Though — the save menu is quite poor, having small text, and no overwrite & rename feature. The help menu also suffers from same small font issue. The character menu is good, though one would recommend increasing some of the font size; like in the objectives area or where the text appears to be tiny. Could be my eyes? I'm not sure. The in-game, game menu could be moved to a better location, or removed to open with the escape key instead. The opening of my browser to the Patreon site upon closing the game is rather. . . annoying. Also, I can't understand one word Duck's stepfather says, which is strange, since he raised him. . . ? It is a nice touch that was added, but I do not speak Jawaese, Jawa Trade language, Twi'lek, droid, and et cetra. "In Basic, please?" . . . "3PO? Come in, 3PO! 3PO!? Where could he be!?"
All-in-all, love the Star Wars universe; it is in my top 5. The game shows much erotic potential if you & your team keep working to develop it. And perhaps revert from your Sith ways to become the Jedi you were meant to be. . . ? Look to the most popular games on here to see why they are so successful; i.e. they're full of honey, where I put my money. Do not get me wrong, I like it, it is just too buggy, or underdeveloped right now to spend ten or twenty dollars a month on. Thought I'd add my perspective, grievances, and some constructive criticism is all; due to not being able to reach the credits, because of some loudmouthed, assimilating lifeforms. Guess I'll try the (undesirable) stable version zero-point-two-point-five, or wait a long time on a planet far, far away. . . .
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