Ren'Py - Completed - Solvalley School [v4.0.0] [TK8000]

A pretty typical renpy "dirtbag huge-dicked MC harem game", although what's noteworthy about th Solvalley School is that there's a pretty large amount of content spread across dozens of girls. It's pretty clear that the game sprawled a lot during development (probably a good strategy to keep the Patreon subscribers happy), and while there are like 5-10 "main" girls each main path will branch so that you end up fucking the girl, fucking the girl's family members, fucking the girl's friends, fucking the girl's friends of friends... it's like the VN equivalent of eating all-marshmallow lucky charms, with a constant stream of sex scenes strung together with minimal grinding/filler. So if you're looking for immediate harem gratification then this is a great game for you.

That said, the shallowness of the relationships is a bit of a drawback, and the game has some rough edges.... the usual stat/money management stuff is undercooked, the art/animations are decent, and there is some incomplete content - in particular the fact that the harem endgame is not fully developed is a bummer. None of the girls or relationships are particularly memorable. Again, this is good AVG junkfood and not much more.

Nice, even to much unrealistic VN.MC is ugly as fuck but it's a funny, mny good looking girls and hot MIlfs to screw up. most of them are very slutty.2 way to play the game: solo and sharing mode, wich i apprechiated. a ton of content and endingt and finally 1 of the few sandbox game that is made in a way that do not frustrate the player. compliments to devs for this.

This game could be the best game of this ilk that I have ever played if it wasn't written by a try hard edge-lord. Why is everyone in the game so hateful? It's so unpleasant to play. I absolutely love every other aspect of the game, though. It's got some grind to it but it's not too grindy. I like the sandbox aspect. The renders are good (minus the MC, but that's it's own baffling decision by the creator). It feels like a wasted opportunity where the creator couldn't get out of his own way with his "humor" otherwise it could have been a masterpiece.

*EDIT*
I should also note that I played HS Tutor and thoroughly enjoyed it, which makes this one all the more baffling.

One of the best sandbox games i've played ( porn ones ofc)

You can play however you want at your own pace, the history is silly but we are here to fap

the mc has a big cock and enslaves girls with pleasure making them fall for him even if he's an ugly motherfucker

if this was a Miel game i would give it 1 star rating but this game has a solid progression of events and corruption (if there are corruption, because i think all the girls are sluts to begin with)

But my point is that you can enjoy a nice fap game with lot of sex and comic situations, a lot of netori and if you are a good guy you chan share some of the bitches

my fav ones are the farm sisters and miranda/aurora And anna/lucy

well, that's all i want to say, this game is pure fap, just like Motherless, you know, the art is so different but both are very fappable games.

Amazing game. Main character is a troll with a big dick that loves to have sex with mass amounts of women, and that his best friend is green. The game allows for solo play only or multiple play (orgies with friends). There are also many endings available.

The writing is good imo. The selection of chicks you can fuck is even better. I don't care for plot or story very much, the funny dialogue makes up for that. This game is exactly what I looking for. A few problems like the outdated as fuck Honey Select stuff, it's like ancient. I can still fap a lot lot to it so whatever I guess, obviously should be updated I guess.

Only misses a star because it doesn't have much of a story, and its renders, and animations are really showing their age a bit.
One of the first adult games I played and still one of my favorites. Tons of hotties to choose from and a plethora of fap worthy scenes to experience with them.
As far as pure faps per game, this one is so far ahead of the rest it's crazy.
Things that are great about it.

Lots of sexy redheads.
Tan lines, and pubes.
Tons of family fun times, including group sex with girls and their Mums.
Lots of gorgeous MILFs
Very non grindy sandbox. More of a, who do you want to bang today menu, than a map.
Sexy sounds in the lewd scenes!

Some things that are not so great.

Not much of a story, though a lot of the dialogue and interactions are hilarious.
Graphics are a bit hit or miss, and very early Honey Select models and animations.
MC looks straight up retarded, though it is used to pretty great comedic effect, so not much of a minus.
Just a great little, gotta Bang em all, porn fantasy game. Well worth a play.

This game was one of the first that I played, and for that, I feel kind of an emotional bond with it. Besides that, as other reviewers better than I am have already pointed out, this game is an absolute fun to play, an unapologetic fuckfest with an unlikely protagonist and a varied set of (horny) funny characters, and I am sad that it's coming to an end, although I am watching the dev's other work with great interest.
Do not play this game if you look for an emotional, fleshed out story with deep characters, but it should be at the top of your list if you look for a game that distracts, entertains, and even makes you laugh.

Solvalley School is a top-tier smut game.

The dialogue is dumb, Alex is stupid and ugly, and the other characters are dumb and horny; the dev knows it and the characters know it. TK8000 has a unique writing style that some hate but others love, if you don't like it off the bat there's no reason to continue, since it will never change. This game is about having sex with a ton of different girls, and that's about it. There's no real over-arching storyline, and each girls' story is mostly self contained, although there is a good amount of family relations (mother-daughter, sisters, etc.) that do seem dependent on each other.

The sandbox aspect is well-implemented, there aren't many stat checks/grinds in the game and in general you can choose to follow stories in pretty much any order.

There is no strict NTR but you can enable sharing to gangbang girls with your canonical green best friend Kirk. I think this is a really nice touch, since a lot of games have you cucking your "best friend" throughout the game.

Other than that, the renders and animations are fairly typical for Honey Select. On the plus side, you've seen them before so you know what to expect, while on the negative side, you've seen them before.

Lors is this game bad.I had to delete it after 3 scenes because it sounded like it was written by a fourteen year old. I mean, come on:

Atrocious dialogue.
Generic art.
Incel mentality.

The only good thing would be the amount of fetishes I guess, but ifyou Have to go through this braindead wreck if a game first, then it’s not worth it…

Some of the most brainless 'dialogue' I have ever read. Fortunately, it was so insipid I couldn't stand to be exposed to it after the first interaction with the 'dumb lesbian with an IQ of 50'. Whatever her name is. It's a rare rotting gem that gets me to delete it after 2 interactions with one of the "LI's". But as I didn't want to become as brain damaged as this is by reading further, I heaved this like a tainted meal.

Save yourself the time and just look at random pics on any given cg porn site, it'll be more satisfying and less bandwidth wasted.

most satisfying experience . totally everything everywhere at the same time. you can use this for months or years. its difficult to explain. just full score in its own standarts. this game does not have deep romance or plot or some other story. just intercourse. acceptable comedy and different characters. it is nice.

Solvalley School is a slice of life comedy, if life worked on porn logic. It's a highly self-aware product, and this works in its favor.

The pitch is you're a young man with an enormous dick, in a town populated by women who are huge sluts that love big cocks. You fuck them, and eventually you can choose to settle down with one, or choose to share them with your buddy occasionally. There's some minor world building with some green-skinned people that are discriminated against, but honestly it doesn't matter.

The strongest thing going here is the game's casual, self-aware writing style. The main character has a blasé, uncaring attitude towards the feelings of the women around him, and the humor emerges in how much they let him walk all over them. If this was a serious story you'd feel bad, but in this game it honestly works.

There are, no exaggeration, conversations that go like this:

Love Interest #113: MC, I love you so much, be my boyfriend.
MC: Nah, if I do that, I won't be able to fuck all the other sluts around.
L.I. #113: Is that what you think of me, that I'm a slut?!
MC: Aren't you?
LI #113: I guess so. Let's fuck.

Then they fuck. The cavalier writing is honestly kinda fun. If you're into an unabashed "Story" about a big dicked guy having consequence free sex with a lot of dumb bimbos, this is the game for you.

On the downside, it's Honey Select, and that means problems. Because it's so easy to create characters in HS, authors tend to go hog wild and make literally dozens of them. The issue is that the program's individuality is very minute- slightly different eye shapes, hair styles, and eye/skin colors, as well as physiques. So after about the fifth Honey Select generated character, they begin to run together. It happens in every game of this type. So, despite there being a shit ton of content here, it feels sorta like how Ubisoft open world games feel. A lot of copy-pasted variants. Since the story is so simplistic (meet girl, fuck girl x30), you begin to skip past the dialouge. Eventually you just hit the same pre-canned animations over and over too. These games could all stand to be about 70% shorter than they are.

As far as the actual gameplay goes, it's a straightforward sandbox Ren'Py game. Fortunately, it doesn't hinder your ability to see the content much. There's not much grind. You won't be repeating many scenes unless you choose to.

My final verdict: if you have to play a Honey Select game, this is one of the better ones.

I got laid with pretty much everyone after first time speaking to the them. Its too easy, there needs to be some work otherwise its not worth it. I might as well watch porn. Also the renders are low definition and characters are mediocre in personality.

If you like seeing 3dcg characters have sex with the ugliest dude imaginable go right ahead. But its not good at all

There is a ridiculous amount of sex scenes in this game
Theyre pretty decent.
Lots of girls to conquer
Sharing is optional. You will see a choice
MC isnt good looking but all the girls want his huge dick and he knows it. The MC is confident and dominates the girls.
This is one of my favorite VNs. Would definitely recommend
Damn theres a lot of sex scenes.

This is one of those over the top B movies that become a cult classic. In some ways it is so bad that it is good, and I think it knows it because it absolutely does not take itself seriously.

Game is hilarious, I think it took 3 minutes to grind my stats to max and after that I had over 3 days of playing. Relationships go from 0 to fucking in a moment and you know what, that is fine. This is a porn game.

There is quite a lot of humor packed into this game, and it really grew on me. Initially was planning to give it a 3 or a 4 but it kept on gaining stars the longer I played.
It is not a perfect game, but it deserves a good rating. It certainly made me laugh at times

The gift that just keeps on giving. More content in this game than there is nut in a man.
Hyperbole aside, its funny, the models are passable, there is sex. Then there is more sex. Really, its got all you really want if you're just here for good old basic porn. If you're seeking specific fetishes, continue seeking.

Finished the 1.1 and it was really great! Endings in 1.1 are great except the one with Lara (it is weird af, luckily there isn't pregnancy scene) . Honey select design are really hot. One of the best game I've played.

This is the first Adult game I've been playing in quite a while. What I can say is that I found it amusing, the game has lots of irony, it's funny, full of content and really enjoyable. I enjoyed Alex's character, his past, his attitude and the willingness not to get involved. I loved the sharing scenes, and I really enjoyed his friendship. I found this game both exciting and relaxing, things are so easy in there that you can't help but feel that everything is fine.
One thing I didn't like is the fact that every woman falls for the protagonist, I don't know why but that makes me anxious.
Anyway, I loved the game and I definitely want to thank the author.

The story is not that complicated: The PC goes to school in the morning and fucks girls in the afternoon. A minimal amount of grinding is necessary to score with certain girls.

Bad:

• Inconsistent graphics style regarding backgrounds. Medieval tavern meets London streets meets tropical beach meets park from Mythic Manor.
• Honey Select character models. All girls look pretty much the same, the PC's dick is a fencepost, and the animations look like they're from the late 90's.
• The PC is unlikeable. Not in the cool way like in the Postal games, but like REALLY UNLIKEABLE. You'll hate playing that guy. Every dialogue is like "Da fuq, is that guy retarded, how can he say that now?!?"

Good:

• Given that the game is a grinder, the grinding fortunately isn't much of an obstacle. The whole game is very quick-paced, and if you're running low on money or need to improve your stats that's just two or three clicks and it's done.
• The dialogues... Sorry, I need to reach back. A bad movie is a movie where teh action and the dialogues suck. A trash movie is a movie where the action and the dialogues suck deliberately, in order to make you laugh about how bad they are. "Solyvalley School" is a trash game. Every dialogue gives you the feeling that... Imagine you meet up with your best friends, empty a significant amount of beers, watch a porn movie together and try to come up with the most hilarious subtitles for it. Like, totally unrelated comments, retarded punch lines, incongruous jabbering. Voilà, that's with certainty how the Solvalley dialogues were written. I'll give you one example.
  Gianna: "Your kiss was one of the best I've ever had, but now we have to continue."
  Alex: "Okay..."
  Gianna: "Just be careful because my vagina is too tight..."
  Alex: "No need to worry, Gianna. You're all wet and I already produced so much precum that it seems like I've already cum..."
  Gianna: "Hehehe, I see..."
  Alex: "Are you ready? I'm going to stick in..."
  Gianna: "Go ahead. I bet it will be wonderful to feel this big meat inside me."
  You can't make that up. At times you'll bang your head on the table because the PC insults the girls he wants to score with in a way she'll surely never ever talk to him again, but... another quote from the game:
  Girl: "I hate you!" (rushes off)
  Girl comes back.
  Girl: "No, I don't hate you. In fact I love you. Let's fuck."
  At times I almost choked from laughing about the hilarious dialogues and plot twists. You know MST 3000? This is the #1 candidate for a remake in MST 3000 style. The involuntary humour ain't gold, it's space platinum.

Conclusion: Sucks as wanking material, sucks as a serious game, but it has the most humorous dialogues I've ever encountered in a game. Let's hope that was intended.