Ren'Py - Completed - Solvalley School [v4.0.0] [TK8000]

The writing is good imo. The selection of chicks you can fuck is even better. I don't care for plot or story very much, the funny dialogue makes up for that. This game is exactly what I looking for. A few problems like the outdated as fuck Honey Select stuff, it's like ancient. I can still fap a lot lot to it so whatever I guess, obviously should be updated I guess.

Only misses a star because it doesn't have much of a story, and its renders, and animations are really showing their age a bit.
One of the first adult games I played and still one of my favorites. Tons of hotties to choose from and a plethora of fap worthy scenes to experience with them.
As far as pure faps per game, this one is so far ahead of the rest it's crazy.
Things that are great about it.

Lots of sexy redheads.
Tan lines, and pubes.
Tons of family fun times, including group sex with girls and their Mums.
Lots of gorgeous MILFs
Very non grindy sandbox. More of a, who do you want to bang today menu, than a map.
Sexy sounds in the lewd scenes!

Some things that are not so great.

Not much of a story, though a lot of the dialogue and interactions are hilarious.
Graphics are a bit hit or miss, and very early Honey Select models and animations.
MC looks straight up retarded, though it is used to pretty great comedic effect, so not much of a minus.
Just a great little, gotta Bang em all, porn fantasy game. Well worth a play.

This game was one of the first that I played, and for that, I feel kind of an emotional bond with it. Besides that, as other reviewers better than I am have already pointed out, this game is an absolute fun to play, an unapologetic fuckfest with an unlikely protagonist and a varied set of (horny) funny characters, and I am sad that it's coming to an end, although I am watching the dev's other work with great interest.
Do not play this game if you look for an emotional, fleshed out story with deep characters, but it should be at the top of your list if you look for a game that distracts, entertains, and even makes you laugh.

Solvalley School is a top-tier smut game.

The dialogue is dumb, Alex is stupid and ugly, and the other characters are dumb and horny; the dev knows it and the characters know it. TK8000 has a unique writing style that some hate but others love, if you don't like it off the bat there's no reason to continue, since it will never change. This game is about having sex with a ton of different girls, and that's about it. There's no real over-arching storyline, and each girls' story is mostly self contained, although there is a good amount of family relations (mother-daughter, sisters, etc.) that do seem dependent on each other.

The sandbox aspect is well-implemented, there aren't many stat checks/grinds in the game and in general you can choose to follow stories in pretty much any order.

There is no strict NTR but you can enable sharing to gangbang girls with your canonical green best friend Kirk. I think this is a really nice touch, since a lot of games have you cucking your "best friend" throughout the game.

Other than that, the renders and animations are fairly typical for Honey Select. On the plus side, you've seen them before so you know what to expect, while on the negative side, you've seen them before.

Lors is this game bad.I had to delete it after 3 scenes because it sounded like it was written by a fourteen year old. I mean, come on:

Atrocious dialogue.
Generic art.
Incel mentality.

The only good thing would be the amount of fetishes I guess, but ifyou Have to go through this braindead wreck if a game first, then it’s not worth it…

Some of the most brainless 'dialogue' I have ever read. Fortunately, it was so insipid I couldn't stand to be exposed to it after the first interaction with the 'dumb lesbian with an IQ of 50'. Whatever her name is. It's a rare rotting gem that gets me to delete it after 2 interactions with one of the "LI's". But as I didn't want to become as brain damaged as this is by reading further, I heaved this like a tainted meal.

Save yourself the time and just look at random pics on any given cg porn site, it'll be more satisfying and less bandwidth wasted.

most satisfying experience . totally everything everywhere at the same time. you can use this for months or years. its difficult to explain. just full score in its own standarts. this game does not have deep romance or plot or some other story. just intercourse. acceptable comedy and different characters. it is nice.

Solvalley School is a slice of life comedy, if life worked on porn logic. It's a highly self-aware product, and this works in its favor.

The pitch is you're a young man with an enormous dick, in a town populated by women who are huge sluts that love big cocks. You fuck them, and eventually you can choose to settle down with one, or choose to share them with your buddy occasionally. There's some minor world building with some green-skinned people that are discriminated against, but honestly it doesn't matter.

The strongest thing going here is the game's casual, self-aware writing style. The main character has a blasé, uncaring attitude towards the feelings of the women around him, and the humor emerges in how much they let him walk all over them. If this was a serious story you'd feel bad, but in this game it honestly works.

There are, no exaggeration, conversations that go like this:

Love Interest #113: MC, I love you so much, be my boyfriend.
MC: Nah, if I do that, I won't be able to fuck all the other sluts around.
L.I. #113: Is that what you think of me, that I'm a slut?!
MC: Aren't you?
LI #113: I guess so. Let's fuck.

Then they fuck. The cavalier writing is honestly kinda fun. If you're into an unabashed "Story" about a big dicked guy having consequence free sex with a lot of dumb bimbos, this is the game for you.

On the downside, it's Honey Select, and that means problems. Because it's so easy to create characters in HS, authors tend to go hog wild and make literally dozens of them. The issue is that the program's individuality is very minute- slightly different eye shapes, hair styles, and eye/skin colors, as well as physiques. So after about the fifth Honey Select generated character, they begin to run together. It happens in every game of this type. So, despite there being a shit ton of content here, it feels sorta like how Ubisoft open world games feel. A lot of copy-pasted variants. Since the story is so simplistic (meet girl, fuck girl x30), you begin to skip past the dialouge. Eventually you just hit the same pre-canned animations over and over too. These games could all stand to be about 70% shorter than they are.

As far as the actual gameplay goes, it's a straightforward sandbox Ren'Py game. Fortunately, it doesn't hinder your ability to see the content much. There's not much grind. You won't be repeating many scenes unless you choose to.

My final verdict: if you have to play a Honey Select game, this is one of the better ones.

I got laid with pretty much everyone after first time speaking to the them. Its too easy, there needs to be some work otherwise its not worth it. I might as well watch porn. Also the renders are low definition and characters are mediocre in personality.

If you like seeing 3dcg characters have sex with the ugliest dude imaginable go right ahead. But its not good at all

There is a ridiculous amount of sex scenes in this game
Theyre pretty decent.
Lots of girls to conquer
Sharing is optional. You will see a choice
MC isnt good looking but all the girls want his huge dick and he knows it. The MC is confident and dominates the girls.
This is one of my favorite VNs. Would definitely recommend
Damn theres a lot of sex scenes.

This is one of those over the top B movies that become a cult classic. In some ways it is so bad that it is good, and I think it knows it because it absolutely does not take itself seriously.

Game is hilarious, I think it took 3 minutes to grind my stats to max and after that I had over 3 days of playing. Relationships go from 0 to fucking in a moment and you know what, that is fine. This is a porn game.

There is quite a lot of humor packed into this game, and it really grew on me. Initially was planning to give it a 3 or a 4 but it kept on gaining stars the longer I played.
It is not a perfect game, but it deserves a good rating. It certainly made me laugh at times

The gift that just keeps on giving. More content in this game than there is nut in a man.
Hyperbole aside, its funny, the models are passable, there is sex. Then there is more sex. Really, its got all you really want if you're just here for good old basic porn. If you're seeking specific fetishes, continue seeking.

Finished the 1.1 and it was really great! Endings in 1.1 are great except the one with Lara (it is weird af, luckily there isn't pregnancy scene) . Honey select design are really hot. One of the best game I've played.

This is the first Adult game I've been playing in quite a while. What I can say is that I found it amusing, the game has lots of irony, it's funny, full of content and really enjoyable. I enjoyed Alex's character, his past, his attitude and the willingness not to get involved. I loved the sharing scenes, and I really enjoyed his friendship. I found this game both exciting and relaxing, things are so easy in there that you can't help but feel that everything is fine.
One thing I didn't like is the fact that every woman falls for the protagonist, I don't know why but that makes me anxious.
Anyway, I loved the game and I definitely want to thank the author.

The story is not that complicated: The PC goes to school in the morning and fucks girls in the afternoon. A minimal amount of grinding is necessary to score with certain girls.

Bad:

• Inconsistent graphics style regarding backgrounds. Medieval tavern meets London streets meets tropical beach meets park from Mythic Manor.
• Honey Select character models. All girls look pretty much the same, the PC's dick is a fencepost, and the animations look like they're from the late 90's.
• The PC is unlikeable. Not in the cool way like in the Postal games, but like REALLY UNLIKEABLE. You'll hate playing that guy. Every dialogue is like "Da fuq, is that guy retarded, how can he say that now?!?"

Good:

• Given that the game is a grinder, the grinding fortunately isn't much of an obstacle. The whole game is very quick-paced, and if you're running low on money or need to improve your stats that's just two or three clicks and it's done.
• The dialogues... Sorry, I need to reach back. A bad movie is a movie where teh action and the dialogues suck. A trash movie is a movie where the action and the dialogues suck deliberately, in order to make you laugh about how bad they are. "Solyvalley School" is a trash game. Every dialogue gives you the feeling that... Imagine you meet up with your best friends, empty a significant amount of beers, watch a porn movie together and try to come up with the most hilarious subtitles for it. Like, totally unrelated comments, retarded punch lines, incongruous jabbering. Voilà, that's with certainty how the Solvalley dialogues were written. I'll give you one example.
  Gianna: "Your kiss was one of the best I've ever had, but now we have to continue."
  Alex: "Okay..."
  Gianna: "Just be careful because my vagina is too tight..."
  Alex: "No need to worry, Gianna. You're all wet and I already produced so much precum that it seems like I've already cum..."
  Gianna: "Hehehe, I see..."
  Alex: "Are you ready? I'm going to stick in..."
  Gianna: "Go ahead. I bet it will be wonderful to feel this big meat inside me."
  You can't make that up. At times you'll bang your head on the table because the PC insults the girls he wants to score with in a way she'll surely never ever talk to him again, but... another quote from the game:
  Girl: "I hate you!" (rushes off)
  Girl comes back.
  Girl: "No, I don't hate you. In fact I love you. Let's fuck."
  At times I almost choked from laughing about the hilarious dialogues and plot twists. You know MST 3000? This is the #1 candidate for a remake in MST 3000 style. The involuntary humour ain't gold, it's space platinum.

Conclusion: Sucks as wanking material, sucks as a serious game, but it has the most humorous dialogues I've ever encountered in a game. Let's hope that was intended.

This is an interesting game to try and review but I'll give it a try. There are several important factors that you need to understand if you are to enjoy the game.

What this game is

• Nearly pure fantasy - realism is low here and oftentimes nonexistent (improves towards the end of the game)
• Fuck them all with little effort
• Porn game first, everything else is a side show
• All characters and relationships in the game use porn logic
• All females are either openly slutty or closet sluts (sluts who haven't awakened yet until they are introduced to the MC)
• All females are just three holes for the MC to fuck, nothing more
• The MC has a perverted and unrealistic view of women and relationships (somewhat caused by his sister)
• The MC is unapologetically perverted
• The MC is a jerk and asshole and is nearly void of feelings/emotions
• The MC is a sociopath
• The MC is ugly as fuck
• The MC has a huge dick which causes all females who see it to turn into sex starved sluts
• The MC has a magic dick - it makes girls orgasm easily and oftentimes the first time he enters their pussy
• Sex with the MC is the best sex they have ever had and will likely ever have
• The MC is a fucking stud in bed and is an expert at fucking
• Nearly all females in the game are size queens (big dick nyphos/lovers)
• Virgins and anal virgins can take his huge dick easily, balls deep, and almost always without any pain whatsoever. His huge dick feels awesome from the very first stroke. Virgins never bleed from breaking their hymen. (more realism problems)
• All married females in the game haven't had sex for two years with their husbands for various reasons so they are sex starved
• The MC rapes several girls in the game
• The MC creampie rapes lots of girls in the game (they tell him not to cum in their pussy and he does it anyway because he loves doing so)

If you can accept the game for what it is then you'll have a good time, otherwise I recommend looking elsewhere. A lot of this review is based on accepting the premise of the game (as described above).

Pros

• Plenty of humor (often indirect humor)
• Lots of lewd/sex events and content
• Good to excellent animations
• Lots of content to play through (very well developed game)
• Highly polished game overall
• Game is intuitive enough to not require a walkthrough (very rare)
• Attractive female character models overall
• Good sound effects during sex
• Good writing overall
• Multiple endings

Cons

• Honey Select game - outdated graphics and outdated character models
• English is poor with lots of errors. I can understand what the author is trying to say 98% of the time
• Too much fantasy with little realism (described earlier)
• Game is a fuck fest with little relationship building - poor character development as a result (unless you count casual sex as character development)
• MC is hard to relate to. He is a skinny and ugly character with no personality. He is also an asshole and sociopath. He is totally unlikeable but since he has a huge dick, all girls want to fuck him.
• All relationships in the game (mother, son, daughter, teacher, etc.) are casualties to promote easy casual sex
• A few locations don't have any events. It feels like the dev was planning content for them and then decided to finish the game. The game is very long and there is a lot of content so I don't blame the dev for ending the game where he did, however he should have removed the empty locations from the game so players didn't have to search them constantly.
• Stats and stat building is nearly pointless in the game. There are only a couple of events that even check stats. Having zeros in all stats has nearly the same effect as having all maxed stats. This was a missed opportunity! I'm tired of developers introducing RPG elements into games and then largely ignoring them! This game is a prime example.

Overall I had a fun time with this game! I just accepted that the game was mostly fantasy and played accordingly. The author makes little attempt to be realistic.

In the author's defense, the game does get more realistic towards the end (virgins feel pain when losing their virginity - some girls resist the MC more before giving in - girls act more realistically and some don't worship the MC like a slut, etc.)

The game has a lot of humor and it is mostly indirect humor from being unrealistic. The poison is often the joy so to speak.

I've played a lot of games on this site and this game has the most sex scenes out of all of them. This is a porn game and the story and writing reflect that.

The game is essentially a fantasy of a skinny, ugly, and dumb (asshole) school boy who gets all the pussy. The guy in school who would be the most likely to be ignored by the opposite sex. But since this is a porn game and he has a huge dick, everything changes in drastic ways...

As long as you can accept the game for what it is you'll have a fun time!

I recommend this game and encourage others to give it a try!

Well the Verdi ending was terrible, total 180 in a negative direction that ruined all the good vibes gained, and the fact protag turns into a broke bum parasyte when earning 20k involves working as a waiter or Radioactive material mover till the banks filled with cash to create a mean daily wage.........the Verdi end was a letdown, Nevermind the disgrace the Protag was turned into, how the story went from lovey dovey to dont care, and why the step mom got the marriage not the one who said ill marry you....well i could rant forever but ill end here.

I really really love it, just like his other game,
HS tutor,
you can bang anything that moves !

The models are pretty and unique enough for honey select
er, well , except the mc.

Totally worth a try.

A lot of things I really like about the game, but here are a couple things specifically:

Huge variety in scenes/characters. You want to fuck the preppy girl at school? You can. You want to fuck her mom? Yup. You want to fuck them both at the same time? Go for it! Absolutely massive selection in this game, definitely something for everyone.

Refreshing dialogue and MC. This is one of the first VN-type games I've played in a while where the MC isn't some awkward, goody two-shoes. He's kind of an asshole, swears all the time, and is unapologetically perverted. It's actually nice to have such a change of pace. And it also lends to some humorous moments in the game.

Now I'll be honest: the game isn't quite as pretty looking as some other options out there. But the scenes are well-animated and the voices during them are nice too (although they are not in all the scenes). Overall, huge recommend.