Ren'Py - Completed - Solvalley School [v4.0.0] [TK8000]

This is an interesting game to try and review but I'll give it a try. There are several important factors that you need to understand if you are to enjoy the game.

What this game is

• Nearly pure fantasy - realism is low here and oftentimes nonexistent (improves towards the end of the game)
• Fuck them all with little effort
• Porn game first, everything else is a side show
• All characters and relationships in the game use porn logic
• All females are either openly slutty or closet sluts (sluts who haven't awakened yet until they are introduced to the MC)
• All females are just three holes for the MC to fuck, nothing more
• The MC has a perverted and unrealistic view of women and relationships (somewhat caused by his sister)
• The MC is unapologetically perverted
• The MC is a jerk and asshole and is nearly void of feelings/emotions
• The MC is a sociopath
• The MC is ugly as fuck
• The MC has a huge dick which causes all females who see it to turn into sex starved sluts
• The MC has a magic dick - it makes girls orgasm easily and oftentimes the first time he enters their pussy
• Sex with the MC is the best sex they have ever had and will likely ever have
• The MC is a fucking stud in bed and is an expert at fucking
• Nearly all females in the game are size queens (big dick nyphos/lovers)
• Virgins and anal virgins can take his huge dick easily, balls deep, and almost always without any pain whatsoever. His huge dick feels awesome from the very first stroke. Virgins never bleed from breaking their hymen. (more realism problems)
• All married females in the game haven't had sex for two years with their husbands for various reasons so they are sex starved
• The MC rapes several girls in the game
• The MC creampie rapes lots of girls in the game (they tell him not to cum in their pussy and he does it anyway because he loves doing so)

If you can accept the game for what it is then you'll have a good time, otherwise I recommend looking elsewhere. A lot of this review is based on accepting the premise of the game (as described above).

Pros

• Plenty of humor (often indirect humor)
• Lots of lewd/sex events and content
• Good to excellent animations
• Lots of content to play through (very well developed game)
• Highly polished game overall
• Game is intuitive enough to not require a walkthrough (very rare)
• Attractive female character models overall
• Good sound effects during sex
• Good writing overall
• Multiple endings

Cons

• Honey Select game - outdated graphics and outdated character models
• English is poor with lots of errors. I can understand what the author is trying to say 98% of the time
• Too much fantasy with little realism (described earlier)
• Game is a fuck fest with little relationship building - poor character development as a result (unless you count casual sex as character development)
• MC is hard to relate to. He is a skinny and ugly character with no personality. He is also an asshole and sociopath. He is totally unlikeable but since he has a huge dick, all girls want to fuck him.
• All relationships in the game (mother, son, daughter, teacher, etc.) are casualties to promote easy casual sex
• A few locations don't have any events. It feels like the dev was planning content for them and then decided to finish the game. The game is very long and there is a lot of content so I don't blame the dev for ending the game where he did, however he should have removed the empty locations from the game so players didn't have to search them constantly.
• Stats and stat building is nearly pointless in the game. There are only a couple of events that even check stats. Having zeros in all stats has nearly the same effect as having all maxed stats. This was a missed opportunity! I'm tired of developers introducing RPG elements into games and then largely ignoring them! This game is a prime example.

Overall I had a fun time with this game! I just accepted that the game was mostly fantasy and played accordingly. The author makes little attempt to be realistic.

In the author's defense, the game does get more realistic towards the end (virgins feel pain when losing their virginity - some girls resist the MC more before giving in - girls act more realistically and some don't worship the MC like a slut, etc.)

The game has a lot of humor and it is mostly indirect humor from being unrealistic. The poison is often the joy so to speak.

I've played a lot of games on this site and this game has the most sex scenes out of all of them. This is a porn game and the story and writing reflect that.

The game is essentially a fantasy of a skinny, ugly, and dumb (asshole) school boy who gets all the pussy. The guy in school who would be the most likely to be ignored by the opposite sex. But since this is a porn game and he has a huge dick, everything changes in drastic ways...

As long as you can accept the game for what it is you'll have a fun time!

I recommend this game and encourage others to give it a try!

Well the Verdi ending was terrible, total 180 in a negative direction that ruined all the good vibes gained, and the fact protag turns into a broke bum parasyte when earning 20k involves working as a waiter or Radioactive material mover till the banks filled with cash to create a mean daily wage.........the Verdi end was a letdown, Nevermind the disgrace the Protag was turned into, how the story went from lovey dovey to dont care, and why the step mom got the marriage not the one who said ill marry you....well i could rant forever but ill end here.

I really really love it, just like his other game,
HS tutor,
you can bang anything that moves !

The models are pretty and unique enough for honey select
er, well , except the mc.

Totally worth a try.

A lot of things I really like about the game, but here are a couple things specifically:

Huge variety in scenes/characters. You want to fuck the preppy girl at school? You can. You want to fuck her mom? Yup. You want to fuck them both at the same time? Go for it! Absolutely massive selection in this game, definitely something for everyone.

Refreshing dialogue and MC. This is one of the first VN-type games I've played in a while where the MC isn't some awkward, goody two-shoes. He's kind of an asshole, swears all the time, and is unapologetically perverted. It's actually nice to have such a change of pace. And it also lends to some humorous moments in the game.

Now I'll be honest: the game isn't quite as pretty looking as some other options out there. But the scenes are well-animated and the voices during them are nice too (although they are not in all the scenes). Overall, huge recommend.

Solvalley School is an amazing game. Each girl is hot, the humor is really funny, the variety and amount of content is insane. The idea of wedding as the end works really well since there's so many options, and the game keeps updating even after getting done. Some after wedding scenes could be expanded in the future, but overall they're done as an 7-9 out of 10. One of my favorite sex games to date

It is a sandboxy game where you basically search for scenes and progress the lewd level, but since theres is some sort of story inbetween, even if its a little bit crazy and the formula is repetitive, it serves its purpose i guess.

The sandbox part is pretty easy to handle, there is a small amount of grind but you can grind it pretty fast cause and the end of the day you are sent to your room to sleep automatically, and the next day you are sent to school in the same way, and after that sent to the map view, which removes a lot of clicking.

The girls are default quality honeyselect but some of them look good enough, while otheres are copupasted all over.

The bad thing about this game, and others is its dependency on the tools. Some games for sex scenes may go directly to the animations, and those are the defaultest thing in the world, since they are the same animations and the same camera angles for every single game.

For threesomes and group sex, the tools have options and you will see a lot of scenes where there are 2 performing an action, and another next to them performing another action by herself or just watching, but when you see the 3 involved, or 4 you will quicly see stuff that you already saw, just with more people involved.

Things are better in my opinion when dev decides to not use animation, and when that happens you can see different situations and interactions
Its already tiring to see this predictable things over and over again, the same pussy, the same tanlines, the same sex scenes and the same camera angles, and the same stereotypes.

So overall its pretty much the same game you may have seen already 100 times with some exceptions.
Regarding sharing routes, well, in most cases, and maybe because there are so many girls that is hard to become really attached to any of them, the "NTR" efect was pretty much washed. Also the 90% of the girls are not hard to convince or are whores. The narrative doesnt help either, and for the most part everythig is too casual. There are exceptions and those turn to be pretty decent.

Before playing the endings the game is between 2 and 3 stars. TAking the endings into account i think its fair t give it 4 cause there are decent endings. In my opinion mosr of them are dissapointing, but there are 4 or 5 really good edings with good payoff that give what a game like this is supposed to give. A FAP, or 2, depending on how miserable your life is, i guess. (this i have been told by a friend, im not playing these games all day)

Update: I should have done this a long time ago, but I'm bumping this up to a five. While all of my original complaints about the game are still applicable, the truth is, I don't think there is a game I have gone back to as frequently to get off. So many of the situations I find supremely hot and, old as they might be, there's something about (almost all) of the women character models that just tick my boxes.
I sincerely hope TK8000 decides to go back to this style of generalized depravity with group and sharing once he's finished HS Tutor.

Version Played: 1.1.0

The writing and grammar are poor, the MC is an unlikeable dick and there isn't really a story to speak of, but what IS there are cute, likable girls (and a ton of them!) and sexy situations in spades. This ended up becoming one of my top games due to the fact that it basically hits all my fetishes and knows what it is - cheap thrills.

I also greatly appreciate that the game doesn't have a large grind to see all of its content so it's one of the few games that I've ever played to completion.

Positives:
+ Group Sex
+ Sharing
+ Huge range of ages and romanceable characters (I think the dude must have exhausted a good chunk of the Honey Select options!)
+ No grind to speak of - just pursue the girls you're interested in!
+ BUSH!

Negatives:
- Barely any plot
- MC is kind of a tool and ugly (though both are played for laughs)
- The English is poor with frequent grammatical errors and typos

I really dont think this game is for everyone, particularly if good writing is important to you, but if any of the positives I noted above are your thing, definitely check it out!

Dig this? Try!: High School Tutor, Corruption, Annie's High School Days
Dev Notes: I know this game is essentially finished, but thanks again for an awesome game. Would always be happy for more sharing and group stuff should you decide to update!

absolutely love it. pretty okay story, good cg, good humor, many girl to choose, best buddy and yes it can please bot ntr and non-ntr fans. 10/10.


ps: you can share your girl (iincluding your mom and sis) with your buddy

One of the best porn games out there. Very funny and really sexy at the same time. Well written, very well animated and filled with lots of different girls. It's also sort of wholesome, which is rare for a porn game. The creator is transparent and consistent though he'll frequently miss his own deadlines. Be sure to check out his other games which are of similar quality!

The first game I have ever played on this site and I have to say after playing dozens of other games this one is still the best. .
1.The story (to me) is a 9/10. Nice and straight froward. Not many choices but I prefer a nice straight froward game. I hate it when games take tooo long for the first sex scene.
2. The characters... (OMFG) the characters are perfect! There isn't a single character that looks unattractive. 11/10 (the ugly MC was turn off tho in the beginning, but im also ugly so its okay).
3. The setting is nice, it actually feels rather immersive. 9/10
4. Animations/sex scenes are literally (again my opinion) next level. 11/10
The game is literally perfect, has a tremendous amount of content. AND the crazy part is that there is another update coming. Which I did not expect. So thank you to the creator for bringing some more life to this already wonderful game. And I hope it continues to keep its throne as one of my favorite games on this site. Thank you and well done.

This is a great example of a VN that knows exactly what it is, executes well and doesn't take itself too seriously while producing oodles of content.

In a sense, the writing is fairly low effort but that doesn't really matter in this VN; the author frames the motivations of all characters involved in a scene, does so in a succinct way and does it with a great sense of humor at all times. The author sacrifices depth for bluntness and wit perfectly. It's hilarious and great.. I even found myself regularly screen-shotting the endless stream of gut-busting one-liners. It's rare that I find myself screen shotting lines in a porn VN but in this one I was doing it constantly. It's great.

The 3D modeling is dated but executed well, I don't see any point in criticizing it unless you just hate the art style. Personally I think it works fine enough for portraying attractive girls.

The MC is a goofy looking mother fucker but he's hilarious so I stopped caring after the first time he opened his mouth.

There is zero tension in this VN, it's all about rapidly delivering oodles of hilarious debauchery with tons of women with shallow but well-framed scenarios. If you don't mind the art style and that sounds good to you, then you'll enjoy this VN for many hours.

It's one of the best games on the platform, full with content and hot babes with hot scenes too boot, the only fault of the game would be the ugly MC, but after playing for so long, I didn't even care, after all I don't play to watch the MC's ugly face rather to see the hot chicks get banged.

Welcome to Solvalley, the worlds center for dumping all nuclear waste. The sheer amount of nuclear waste in this town turns the waste handlers green and has destroyed the prefrontal cortex of all citizens of this town. No one is capable of rational thought and impulsive behavior rules; all women have become latent or active lesbians or bisexual. Resulting from this radiation, the residents can barely speak English - speaking something more like Singlish instead. Solvalley is also the crime capitol of the nation (mainly rape) and their High School proms are so bad that they make the news.

Enter our hero, Alex (you cannot change his name). Alex is considered ugly even by the standards of a town with green citizens running around. He is also so remarkably stupid (even by Solvalley standards) that even after maxing his intelligence he's an idiot. Alex has only two things going for him: He has kisses that are so persuasive that they can convince any woman to submit to his sexual advances and he has a cock that is longer and wider than most men's forearms.

This game shows numerous indications that the developer just got tired of it and rushed to finish it, leaving slots where planned girls were supposed to go and locations where nothing occurs.

Whilst it's showing it's age in places the sheer quantity of generally quite good content in this more than makes up for it. Great variety in girls and scenes with a nice sense of humour to it.

A bit confusing to keep up with due to the quantity actually. Very little grind.

One of the better Honey Select games out there. It's a porn game first and foremost, everyone is horny and is down to fuck, and as that it excels. Tons of good looking and varied girls and really nice animations (that the dev is still improving and updating). What sets this game apart is the writing however. I see lots of complaints about the MC: he's ugly, he's an asshole ect. But that's kinda the point he's really a goof on the big dicked MC who gets all the girls no matter what, and his personality makes some of the best humor in the game possible. The main girls all have their own stories and they are almost all compelling in their own way as the dev does a really nice job with characterization. There is sharing, a big bugaboo for some, but it can be turned off or just say you don't want to share when the opportunity comes up. Overall a really fun, engaging and surprisingly sweet at times game that everyone should really give a go.

Perfect. A lot of girls, a lot of scenes with variables wether you like to share them or not, and funny dialogues for when you bother yourself to read them. All the girls look very nice too, and the game is 0 grindy.

Although the art isn't top notch, it's enjoyable. What takes the prize for me is the forgiving and non -tied up sort of story mode. The guy has good imagination and I found myself actually reading most line etc of character which i didnt think I would do when I first saw and downloaded the game.

U want to fap ?
This game is for you.
You will not find another game with that much fap material
There is a lot really a lot of girls
Nice animated scenes
Lot of contents
This game should really be more popular

Slightly dislike the tone and the humor, but aside from that a large quantity of creative / fairly interesting scenarios. I was never bored while going through it, loads of sex. Dated HS1 graphics. Need upgrade to HS2 or an AI remaster.

The weakest part of the game is the lame MC. He is exaggeratedly stupid and unrelatable.

On initial review, I felt that this game had a quantity over quality approach to the breath of characters over their immersion. Since completing more of the game I changed my mind. Most of the characters ended up feeling realistic and immersive and I enjoyed their stories highly. They have distinct personalities and though there were similarities between some of the character's storylines they all still felt fresh and exciting.

Since each girl's story is the main core and value of the game I rate it very highly, and the excellence here overwhelms the negatives I expressed earlier.

Also the UI is perfect for sandbox games, huge win here over the shitty UIs in some of the other games. It's both easy to use and delivers the immersive "physical world and you choose where you go" feel that sandbox games are going for.