Ren'Py - Completed - Solvalley School [v4.0.0] [TK8000]

  1. 5.00 star(s)

    SF13213455

    Truly an amazing game, loads of content and filled with animation. The only downside is the MC's face that doesn't look like the face of someone who fucks girls on the regular but that's not what we are here for, we are here for girls and there are many many of them. The sheer amount of content is incredible. Overall, top 5 games i've ever played.
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    stinkholeslammer

    This game is fucking fantastic, it's hilarious and the sex scenes are fucking awesome.
    Yeah there's no real story but if you just want to fap and laugh this is one of the best games I've played.
    The writing is hilarious, mc is ugly as shit and has a 12 inch cock, his best friend is green, you will bang every girl, every girls mom, and a lot of them together at the same time.

    People complaining about the MC totally miss the point. This game is not serious, the dev made him an ugly asshole on purpose. Lighten up people, not every porn game has to have some deep meaningful story.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Ooh

    THE GOOD
    - Almost every fetish you could ever fathom except the ones I hate which are the demeaning ones and gross ones.
    - TK8000 is the master of allowing you to bang a whole family tree of hot women. Meaning you meet a girl, shes hot, she has a hot sister, they both have a Hot Mom, The Mom has a hot sister, They both have a hot Mom...you bang them ALL. Then theres different dynamics and variables for each scenario. For instance, in the last scenario each of the husbands will be a prick to their partner so the desperate housewives bang you to get back at them. I think I proved my point. Its in a majoprity of his games and in my opinion its what makes him one of the best DEVs on here.
    - Silky Smooth Animations. All which can later be reviewed in a gallery
    - Little to no grind. Just follow the hearts and bang the girl you want in no particular order
    - Update Frequency and Improvement as time progresses
    - Choice and Variety. The hottest character in the game is FRICKIN GREEN with the option to change to normal. Too much radiation is the reason and normally I would crucify such terrible writing but it fits so well with the overall theme of the game I can give it a pass. Big Tits, Little Tits, Long Hair, No Hair, Shaved, Bush, Girl Next Door, Girl Next door to the girl next door, Best Friends Mom, Best Friends Girl, Tan, Petite, Young, Thicc, Old ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!
    - Pace and consistency with pace

    THE BAD
    - The save screen is WAY too small. Normally wont ever comment on this but with so many awesome scenes its crazy being on page 200 LOL
    - The initial scenes are all movies like his previous game. Not really a con as hes fixing this.
    - NO PLOT. But he has no emphasis on plot, just delivery which is a plus. I dont play porn games for plot. When its done well its a plus. This is done poorly but made up for with the amount of content

    THE UGLY
    - The Main Character LOLOLOL
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    fabulous007

    I have to admit that while I was expecting to have a nice time, I didn't think this game would have such an impact on me at first.
    It's rather straightforward, things advance quickly and while I regret a bit that some aspects of the gameplay become quickly useless (like money), in reality I never cared about it that much since the game always focused on what was really important to me: the girls are numerous, the dialogues are hilarious, and the scenes REALLY sexy.

    The fact that the MC is a bit of a douche (xD) has a lot to do with how funny the story is. I really loved how disrespectful he is, and the game clearly shows that things are not to be taken seriously most of the time.
    Some reviewers didn't quite get that it seems.

    But the part that impressed me the most is the so-called hardcore part of the game, which actually just mean the orgy and sharing scenes. I didn't expect this in this game and I've rarely seen such good orgy scenes, it's crazy yet often light-hearted and cool. MC generally remains the center of those scenes, so you still keep a feeling of dominance but at the same time you see your girls acting slutty. It's hard to describe how satisfying it is.
    Apart from that, I also like the occasional netori aspect, since you sometimes mess around with girls that have a bf or are married.

    5 stars, I can't really give less since the game has sides that captivated me.
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    tanyzh

    Based on version 1.0.0 (2020-06-07) of the game

    Very straight-forward, very little grind, and a lot of content.

    If you like the art style, and like the idea of banging dozens of ambiguously young high school girls, you will have fun in this game.

    The good:
    • Tons of content
    • Good CG, "okay" animations. Typical Honey Select stuff.
    • Many different girls with different looks and body types.
    • No complications; You never have to worry about finding out what to do. It's always clearly marked on the map where the action is.
    • Clean, simple, working UI
    • A decent little bit of story to keep you engaged, but not so much that it becomes boring or feels in the way of the action
    The bad:
    • Like so often with HS games, all characters suffer from ROJS (Retarded Orgasmic Jackhammer Syndrome)
    • What's with the green retard? The MCs friend serves no purpose other than to be weird, off-putting and annoying. Get rid of that shit, or turn him into a normal human.
  6. 5.00 star(s)

    jewpito

    Hours of content, animated scenes, and sooo many characters to go after. One of my top 3 all time favorites games. The group scenes are great and very little grind for a sandbox game. Tons of story and fetishes I didn't even realize I had like turning a lesbian.
  7. 4.00 star(s)

    katmandomo

    Version Reviewed: v1.1.0

    This game is an open world seduction/corruption game. Unlike most games of this style there is effectively only one time slot in which you can do anything, which is actually a refreshing change. There's no need to figure out if you need to talk to a girl in the morning, afternoon, or evening. There is a large cast of women to seduce and none of them are off limits. The amount of content in this game is just staggering. It just keeps throwing new sex scene after sex scene at you. It is possible to run out of new content, but not before your dick falls off.

    The renders are Honey Select but with a good amount of work put into them to make each person at least somewhat distinct. There are a lot of sex scenes with lots of 3 way and more. Lots of harem action in this game. There are some funky proportions going on with some of the characters, but for the most part the dev keeps it under control.

    Storywise, well, there isn't an overarching story and each of the girls have only the most basic excuse of a story to get you near them. The only common thread is the MCs unacknowledged magic dick. Every woman who sees it instantly falls in love with the MC even though he is a total horses ass. It's really lucky that he has it because otherwise he is close to the worst protagonist ever put in a game. Basically the guy lives in a porno movie universe where every girl is either immediately DTF or requires only a couple of inappropriate lines/touches to completely overcome any inhibitions.

    Overall I'm giving it 4 stars for not being grindy (there is a minor money grind, but it's livable) and reasonably well put together. I like that it marks on the map where available scenes are, although I don't know why the downtown has a nice graphical submenu and our cell phone uses boring old Ren'Py menus.

    The game only loses a star for the MC being such an irredeemable dickhead and nobody ever calling him on it.
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    Xyraph

    Probably one of the worst h game here. Look, it has good sex scenes specially the orgy but the protagonist is the most rage inducing faggot I've seen in any form of media. Kudos to the developer if that was his main point of creating such a literal fucknugget.

    Pros:
    >Has some of the best group sex
    Cons:
    >Extremely unlikeable and off-putting MC
    >Shitty dialogue
    >Zero relationship building
    >Sex scenes are too short
    >Nonexistent story
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    gilma

    Really good and lots of woman to fuck . You can avoid the NTR bullshit if you want .
    Story is not much good. its just many scenarios where you jsut encounter a sidemission where you fuck almost everyone .

    Only thing I dont like is there is no real big Harem ending .
  10. 5.00 star(s)

    _Utakata_

    I'm so jealous mc can get talk his way trough everything :LOL:

    Renders are reallly good
    story is really good
    no bugs
    Sound ( no sound is better :p)
    Lot of harems and pregnacy
    From milfs to high school students
    Lot of content in this game
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    MrBlue42

    Insanely hot and creative scenarios, sexy girls and (compared to other H-games) very good animations. One thing to know before you jump in though: The game is very much not taking itself seriously, the protagonist is ugly and an asshole and he is flaunting both of those traits. At the same time, every girl in the city wants his dick. If the humor works for you, the game is not just very hot but also hilarious.
    One of my favourite games on this site!
  12. 3.00 star(s)

    Unknown Developer

    Sincerely, I'm divided in this one. It does have some great graphics, they come from Illusion game, and they always have some great graphics, and this game even includes animations, in some video format, so you can't control anything, but it sure is a positive point.

    Said that, the story is simply bad. The Main Character is a jerk, horny all the time, without any restriction, and some things he does can easily be considered rape, and even a little ugly, but despite that, all girls want to enter his pants. It's not like there is any big plot, or temptation, or anything like that, a girl can hate the MC and minute later is sucking his dick. Married girls are still unable to resist his... whatever. If at least there was some kind of supernatural power, but there isn't. So it's not really believable at all.

    Gameplay-wise, it's direct but requires some level of grinding. just a little though. Just choose the girl you want to suck your dick at the day and everything happens naturally.

    So, usually in H-games, the story takes a second place, when the story takes up so much of the time in this game, just having a plot "everything goes" kind is detrimental. I'll give it 3/5 but only because the graphics are enjoyable.
  13. 2.00 star(s)

    Avaron1974

    I tried so hard to like it.

    The girls are great, the scenes are great and most of the game is great......

    The MC has to be the most unlikable fuck nugget i've ever seen in an adult VN.

    I've had issues with annoying MC's and idiotic MC's but those I can overlook, sure they can be frustrating to deal with at times but they don't flat out ruin my experience of the game they are in.

    I can't fucking stand this MC. He acts like a twat for the sake of acting like a twat. I don't know if it's intentional to make him so easy to hate but i've not seen many conversations in game that he hasn't been dickish for no reason whatsoever.

    I started skipping dialogue to see the scenes which just killed the whole purpose of reading a VN.

    The breaking point could have come at any time, I didn't see a single scene in which he acted like a halfway decent human being. The scene that did break me was a girl being blackmailed into whoring at a strip club. She pours her little heart out, she led there in tears begging for his help and he waits until she falls asleep and runs off to leave her to her fate. Sure it's not his problem but i'm supposed to be getting behind this guy, wanting to see him succeed with these women yet I keep hoping for a truck to hit him.

    It's fucking frustrating because everything else is a 5. With a somewhat decent MC that had any redeeming features at all this could have been one of the best games on the site.

    That is what makes this game such a bitter disappointment. Every conversation with the MC was just shit. I hated every word his character said to the point where I couldn't enjoy this cast of fantastic characters and some really hot scenes in pretty well designed game because the MC ruined it every time he had words to say.

    He's just such a shit character I don't understand the thought process that went into creating him.

    This is the first time a single character has ruined a game so much that I just can't face playing any more.

    A game that should be bringing in thousands more than it is ruined by 1 shitty main character that doesn't have a single plus point going for him.

    The other major issue is with some of the animations. They don't loop they start, run through a couple of positiuons and they they are over. The whole animations lasts about 3 seconds and it's scene over.

    What's the point to that?

    You can't enjoy it, it's over too soon.

    So pointless.
  14. 5.00 star(s)

    amBest

    An absolutely excellent game, way above the norm on this site (and porn games in general).

    That being said, disclaimers: The story is intended to be stupid and nonsensical. You as the MC are absolutely completely, evidently unatractive, but every slut wants your cock. And every woman is a slut. Mom? Sis? Neighbours? Some rando girl and her entire family? - Yes, they all sluts and want your cock.

    To add to the stupidity of the story, some chick worsk with nuclear waste. So that's why she green.

    But the porn is amazing, the story is surprisingly decent, the MC is almost likeable, while intentionally trying to be not too likeable.

    It's porn, great porn.
  15. 1.00 star(s)

    Genji

    The most nerdy looking mc i ever see.He also pretty asshole and treat girls like shit that i cant help to bully this guy if i ever find one.Also,whats with the girls horny and dicks starving all the time??And with ugly bastards?Really?..Anyway,

    Pro:

    Cons:
    -Unlikeable Main character.He is a nerdy,asshole and an incel that only think with his dick.His doofus face really make me want to punch him,lol.
    -No plot and story.
    -The girls are a dick starving sluts.They only think about dicks,it doesnt matter if the guys are ugly and assholes,if you have a dick,she will fuck you.
    -There is 2 route,but the original one is NTR/sharing route.They fuck mc and they still fuck many guys.They will talk about how great is the guys infront of you.Also,eventhough,you in vanilla route,they still talk about it and there is some scene they fuck some guys in the background.All of them are ugly bastard.
    -There is no development between the characters.They are horny 24 hours.
    -The girls dont have any personality.They are there to fuck.Thats all.
    -Hard to enjoy the scene when most of the dialogue are cringe.Most of them.The mc treat all of them like a garbage.
    -Dont be fooled.There is no romance in this game.They are horny and will jump any dicks they found.

    Anyway,im pretty sure dev is a ntr and ugly bastard lover.Because his game into that direction.If you are in for a quick fap this is game for you.If you are in for story,there is no such thing.If you ask me,i dont recommend it.You deserve better.
  16. 3.00 star(s)

    kaixbi

    3 stars; let me clarify...

    The game is freaking awesome. Plenty of sex scenes, some hot one too. Dialogues are funny as shit, so great work there. CG as expected from honeyselect so no complain there. Game is smooth, easy and simple.

    Girls are pretty but horny AF. Not only we get to fuck the girl but also their mothers and for that alone it is one more star for u.

    Just one regret is that just like the NTR tag I hate Ugly bastards. Oh yeah we know some like them, many don't. And when you create a game for vast population you should've considered the simple good looking MC instead of that ugly main character. Sorry that alone is a big turn off for me. Btw no offence it's my opinion.

    *sorry for bad English, not a native one.*
  17. 5.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 997153

    Review of version 0.16

    This is my favorite porn game. By far. It is hilarious, hot AF, and has unique and interesting characters. TK8000 says he made this game to amuse himself, but he's created something special. Many of the characters have arcs that not only affect the girls themselves, but their families as well.

    Speaking of the families, not only does the ugly, irreverent, horse-cocked MC (Alex) get to bed the girls, but quite often he's banging their moms and sisters too. The fact that this MC slays pussy like he's the last man on earth is one of the funniest aspects of the game. His self-deprecating self-awareness makes it all the better.

    I can't stress how much I love this game. I've busted my gut laughing more often than I've busted my nut fapping. That's no small amount either. There is a metric fuckton of girls and content. It will take you hours to get through all of it. TK8000 is wrapping up this game in the next few months and that's a shame. This is a porn world I want to keep visiting.

    Do yourself a favor: download this game. However, make sure you bring your sense of humor and leave any notions of politically correct sensibilities at the door.

    Highest recommendation!
  18. 4.00 star(s)

    Bloronx

    My Review for version 0.16

    Sorry, I can only give 4 stars.

    Pros:
    • LOTS of contents.
    • No cringey, sentimental story.
    • Creative scenarios. A woman's skin became green because of nuclear waste disposal job, a bunch of rednecks go to big city to find a husband by the order of their head of family, a mother investigating her daughter's source of income, etc.
    • No nasty kinks anywhere.
    • You can switch to hardcore mode (for those who like sharing)
    • Some of the girls look like K-Pop idol.
    • Linda is so damn hot. She's the only one I replayed.
    Cons:
    • Humongous penis.
    • Some humongous tits too.
    • All the women are horny sluts. ALL of them.
    • Although some scenarios are creative, some of them made me palm my face.
    • Some girls have very similar faces.
    • Due to the limitation of the tool (I think it's Honey select), the sex scenes can feel repetitive.
    For me, HS Tutor is a little bit better. There is actual progress in courting the women there compared to this game where the girls are too quick to offer their holes.
  19. 5.00 star(s)

    Kananartans

    Firstly sorry for my bad English.
    I like this game very much because all the fetishes I have are in this game. And the main character looks like me (but not so much). Game graphics not so good but not bad. Finally, I liked the story and content of the game.
  20. 2.00 star(s)

    BuddhaOnaDiet

    I started off enjoying parts of this game, even if playing this MC makes it impossible to immerse yourself and actually "be" the MC since he is one of the most unappealing characters that I've played. The parts that I enjoyed was the humor, but even that goes stale after a while when it becomes the same thing over and over again.

    The plot (to the extent that there is one) is that you play a guy that's extremely ugly, stupid, has a toxic personality and treats all women like sluts(which they love, of course). He has a borderline superpower though; his dick! He has a giant dick that makes all the women fall in love with him.

    The game can be played in "vanilla" or "hardcore" mode; vanilla is suppose to make it so that you don't have to share your women and see a lot of other dudes and hardcore mode is for those that are into that stuff. I truly hate "sharing" (no other dicks than the MC's should be seen or mentioned in the game), so I played on vanilla mode, even so I saw plenty of other dudes having sex and the women the MC sleeps with talks about other men quite regularly.

    The endgame goal is to settle for one of the women or in some cases end up in a poly relationship (probably involving the girls mother). The way there isn't filled with romance, because there is none, there is fucking and that's pretty much it. The feelings for the girls doesn't change in a meaningful way, there isn't any character development, there is... you guess it; fucking! The majority of scenes in the game are sex scenes, more often than not threesomes of foursomes (needless to say all the girls in game are a open or a closet bisexual). And the girls that for some strange reason falls in love with the MC falls in love with each other just as often.

    The moral of the story seems to be that all women are sluts, they will fuck anything; man, women or beast at any time and that's why the MC is so hesitant to treat them than anything other than sluts. So the game is a endless fuck fest where everyone has sex with everyone. Even though there is vanilla mode it's clear that this is a "sharing" game, no matter mode you won't escape it completely, so if that's not your thing I'd recommend you to stay away. A lot of the models are good looking but pretty much all interaction is toxic to a extent where it doesn't matter. I give it 2 stars since a few scenes made me chuckle, the rest of the game I would have preferred not to have experienced.