WOMANpukumaru

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Yo i dunno what I was expecting from a game called “spooky milk life” but this game is batshit crazy right off the bat


We start off with a strange indecipherable noise in the background, zone-tan on the tv. Then the first character we meet Offere to give us a handjob to comfort grief, then is angry…that,,,our father took his own son when he moved away and not her?


Then this character Raury? Who’s taller than our male mc and has massive milkers, thick thighs and add is…apparently like 5-6? The mail character is treating her like she’s a toddler too young to understand

What the hell os going on here? Is the rest of this game tjid batshit insane?
 
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Is it possible to increase the text size? I'm playing it on my laptop, but sometimes I think a little more readable or in another font(I hate the one used and gave me already a headache after 1 minute) wouldn't be a bad thing.
 
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WOMANpukumaru

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And what is this house layout?! The perspective keeps changing and doors seem to lead to random places! It’s built like a labyrinth!
I’ve been playing for liek 10 minutes and it feels like I’m in a fever dream!
 
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WOMANpukumaru

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No seriously guys. Even the food is…shaped like naked women?! It feels like I’m inside some kind of drug induced hallucination


Our main character is college aged. Raury is taller than us. Mensing she’s massive. We’re currently talking bout her playing with dolls….


Help,,,


Okay look. The “college” thing is clearly a “over 18” translation change. Mc is clearly a shota. But Raury still towers over him!

And..we have a two story house that has a bedroom on the first floor…
 
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WOMANpukumaru

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Okay. So

The game…the game has…Dora the explorer in it….

I just saw a “box bot” next to a drug addict.

And…Wii fit trainer and a woman based on Ricardo Milo’s.

That strange sound is constantly paying in the background and I have no idea what it is.

The main chstsvyer just walked up to a tree. Shaped like a naked woman. And apropos of nothing. Said “he can use it to draw a summoning circle”….


The church…has underground prisons that you VNs just find abs well into.

So yes. They answer my question. This entire game is an insane fever dream and I just walked into it.

So I can stop posting about it now. But..wow. Holy shit. Drugs. All of the drugs.
 
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WOMANpukumaru

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Okay…so this is probably my last post of the entire topic.

I…wasn’t prepared for the…roguelike rpg elements? With weirdly hard weirdly strict combat… Randomly generated endlessly looping dungeon that is…an abandoned toy factory in the back of a shop. Filled with apparently super advanced mechanical toys that attack in sight…to buy a teddy bear for an oversized grade schooler.

Just had the first sex scene. The mom got caught in a dryer. As you do. And the main character…just decided to suddenly rape her. As you do. “Normal” and this game aren’t on the same planet.

And then…a woman broke into my room. I groped her. Then she took me to see…Esmeralda from the hunchback of notre dame. Who asked to see my penis, then asked me to rob someone’s grave.

Then a vanishing burglar appeared in my house before teleporting away….


This is.,.definitely one of the most interesting games here. The pure condensed unhinged insanity. I have never seen anything like it.

The way the natural and supernatural elements just blend together with no one questioning them. The way things just…suddenly HAPPEN with no explanation. The strange tonal shifts.

The constantly meme and pop culture references. The thr sex shaped objects.

The strange shifting architecture. Living dolls. Angels. Secret prisons. Vanishing thieves.

The fact that all the women are ridiculously voluptuous and barely dressed.


It really does seem like someone actually made one of their weird sex dreams into a game faithfully. Just…a random collection of scattered thoughts.

It’s like peering into the thoughts of a mental patient. The fact that it’s so high quality is also…so strange. This game has no business being so well aniakted. Someone put a lot of work and passion into this…

What…ij the elrlf did I just fucking see? Feels like I just witnessed the worlds first surrealist horror porn game…
 

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Okay…so this is probably my last post of the entire topic.

I…wasn’t prepared for the…roguelike rpg elements? With weirdly hard weirdly strict combat… Randomly generated endlessly looping dungeon that is…an abandoned toy factory in the back of a shop. Filled with apparently super advanced mechanical toys that attack in sight…to buy a teddy bear for an oversized grade schooler.

Just had the first sex scene. The mom got caught in a dryer. As you do. And the main character…just decided to suddenly rape her. As you do. “Normal” and this game aren’t on the same planet.

And then…a woman broke into my room. I groped her. Then she took me to see…Esmeralda from the hunchback of notre dame. Who asked to see my penis, then asked me to rob someone’s grave.

Then a vanishing burglar appeared in my house before teleporting away….


This is.,.definitely one of the most interesting games here. The pure condensed unhinged insanity. I have never seen anything like it.

The way the natural and supernatural elements just blend together with no one questioning them. The way things just…suddenly HAPPEN with no explanation. The strange tonal shifts.

The constantly meme and pop culture references. The thr sex shaped objects.

The strange shifting architecture. Living dolls. Angels. Secret prisons. Vanishing thieves.

The fact that all the women are ridiculously voluptuous and barely dressed.


It really does seem like someone actually made one of their weird sex dreams into a game faithfully. Just…a random collection of scattered thoughts.

It’s like peering into the thoughts of a mental patient. The fact that it’s so high quality is also…so strange. This game has no business being so well aniakted. Someone put a lot of work and passion into this…

What…ij the elrlf did I just fucking see? Feels like I just witnessed the worlds first surrealist horror porn game…
For the amount of stuff that you wrote(and I willfully read), it worries me that it's more than just a meme, and you're taking a porn game seriously, over-analyzing it :HideThePain:
 

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How do you find the book needed for the librarian's 2nd learning in pink quest?

This is after the sex shop, It says find the book inside the library but I can't find it on the shelves.

I'm starting to think it's the book in her boobs but there's no option to address that. (I have her on max already.) The only options are Blowjob, Study?, Flirt.


EDIT: NVM Found it lol.
 
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