Impala

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Im having a problem... even tho i extracted and replaced the engine crack, when i run it just opens the steam game page
 
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Sharks are Evil

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so... this last update was more looped gifs?

I don't understand this game, these guys are known for super hardcore over 30 minute videos of gangbang and animals and what not. yet they focus on this game that no one likes for some reason because people keep arguing the combat and overall game isn't good enough. so why put out only short looped gifs? the porn aspect is what they were best known for. why does it suffer for a game that people only complain about?

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brasileirinho

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so... this last update was more looped gifs?

I don't understand this game, these guys are known for super hardcore over 30 minute videos of gangbang and animals and what not. yet they focus on this game that no one likes for some reason because people keep arguing the combat and overall game isn't good enough. so why put out only short looped gifs? the porn aspect is what they were best known for. why does it suffer for a game that people only complain about?
This is a major problem in almost every adult-game developer. They spend too much time and resources on gameplay and forget the main selling point.

They opted to release the game in 'chapters' instead of delaying it even more. Now that they got over one million dollars from kickstarter, they are stuck to developing this until the end.
 
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Hajtand

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Why can't I leave a review?

2/5 stars.

If you're a FOW fan then you'll know what to expect. They talk about waifus and etc, but it's not. It's just an excuse to throw together a bunch of sex scenes (which are VERY short loops). I've yet to figure out why the Captain exists. The girls seem to do just fine without him, and that's why it sux. Cause you're supposed to be able to interpose yourself onto the Captain, but he's so useless he doesn't even get an avatar for the ground combat. He's supposed to be in the F3nix, but... yeah... no.

The in-game Exposition (Soooo much boner-killing exposition) alleges he's right there fighting, but you pick a "waifu" (more like casual fuck-buddy) and three mantics. NO captain.

The game is trying to be funny (like Deadpool), but interrupts the actual game for needless exposition. The combat quickly becomes so hard you'll forget it's a porn game. So hard it's not worth the 3 second loops of porn.

The Captain says in CANON he doesn't want to get cucked, but half the scenes in PANDORA are his "Waifus" getting boinked by every penis EXCEPT his. That's NOT a waifu.

For better sex scenes, I recommend the devs download the top rated on this site and get some inspiration. Or use some of the loops of their OWN animations and make longer in-game sex cinematics.

Ela wants sex in the grand council room and we're barely able to get a stiffy before we're thrown into a long battle royale. I've seen a werewolf eat a girl's butthole, FOW. You couldn't be bothered to make an actual sex cinematic there, FOW? The whole chapter was leading up to this sex scene! The WHOLE chapter! Get a few seconds of the same loop and a LONG battle.

I can't wait for that three color ending. Which will probably be a mass orgy. Not a harem ending of the Captain being pleasured endlessly, but him being thrown to the background while the girls are taken by anything with a phallus. Right before the credits roll, the Captain (unseen up to this point) will pop up and declare his joy, like he had anything to the orgasms...


I wish they'd spend more time making sex scenes (not the pandora) instead of Starcraft 1 talking heads.
I agree with everything you wrote. I didn't trust them and wanted to wait and see. What they'd bring to the table before buying the game. I'm glad I didn't and it looks like I never will. Why couldn't they just be honest? It's a game for cucks that are into bestiality. They should sell it as Cuckverse. No one would be confused and angry and they could build a fanbase from people who are into the cucking aspect. The women are not waifus as you noted. The game doesn't look like, it'll ever really cater to that fantasy. That the MC is so distant even in the actual gameplay. Is so far removed, from what it should, have been.
 

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so... this last update was more looped gifs?

I don't understand this game, these guys are known for super hardcore over 30 minute videos of gangbang and animals and what not. yet they focus on this game that no one likes for some reason because people keep arguing the combat and overall game isn't good enough. so why put out only short looped gifs? the porn aspect is what they were best known for. why does it suffer for a game that people only complain about?

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It was staged that the Pandora system would be updated sometime AFTER this release.

so if you were expecting anything monumentally different in such a short amount of time, you didn’t read the dev diaries.

and it bears repeating that it’s a game first, that has to be rock solid, the smut could easily be redone based on feedback, but the story and gameplay has to be there first.
 

Bruno3

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So i downloaded the game and when extracting with winrar it found 1 broken file, did the crack and it works.
But when i start the game i get this error:
 

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so... this last update was more looped gifs?

I don't understand this game, these guys are known for super hardcore over 30 minute videos of gangbang and animals and what not. yet they focus on this game that no one likes for some reason because people keep arguing the combat and overall game isn't good enough. so why put out only short looped gifs? the porn aspect is what they were best known for. why does it suffer for a game that people only complain about?

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I also was a bit disappointed with the explicit content in the game. What you have to keep in mind is that the Pandora scenes are NOT gifs/videos. This might sound like a technicality but ingame scenes and prerendered scenes are quite different. It would be nice to:
a) allow more interaction in Pandora and
b) have cutscenes with sex in it!
Point a will come with future updates as I understood it but point b is something I really don't get. StudioFOW has produced hours of such content; not doing it in this game (that has a lot of cutscenes) is really a missed opportunity. Sure, animating spaceships is easier than animating people but naughty sex is what players expect of them (and not just talking about it). Guess they wanted every sex scene to be interactive.
 

Joshua Tree

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so... this last update was more looped gifs?

I don't understand this game, these guys are known for super hardcore over 30 minute videos of gangbang and animals and what not. yet they focus on this game that no one likes for some reason because people keep arguing the combat and overall game isn't good enough. so why put out only short looped gifs? the porn aspect is what they were best known for. why does it suffer for a game that people only complain about?

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If your only focus is the unlockable scenes in Pandora.... sure those 50 new clips is all. If you look at the game as whole with story missions, side missions, new character introduction etc. Adding quite a lot more to the GAME. For most parts with all games, it's the loud minority that make the most noise. Do yourself a favor and try the game yourself.
 

mrbungle50221

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I 100% get the irony of me saying this on a porn game pirating forum but are so many of you really so socially inept that you don't understand that them being called waifus is just tounge in cheek memeing since basically every attractive female in a video game is called a waifu these days? Them being called waifus suddenly doesn't make this game cuck or NTR, the captain (or you) isn't in a relationship with these sluts, you just all happen to have a common goal of fucking over the Imperium and decide to just fuck everything that moves along the way.

I just see these points brought up a lot when I'm browsing here and it's getting tiresome.
 

Joshua Tree

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I 100% get the irony of me saying this on a porn game pirating forum but are so many of you really so socially inept that you don't understand that them being called waifus is just tounge in cheek memeing since basically every attractive female in a video game is called a waifu these days? Them being called waifus suddenly doesn't make this game cuck or NTR, the captain (or you) isn't in a relationship with these sluts, you just all happen to have a common goal of fucking over the Imperium and decide to just fuck everything that moves along the way.

I just see these points brought up a lot when I'm browsing here and it's getting tiresome.
If these people played the Mass Effect series. Must have been a rage when they couldn't get an harem route and had to pick :p
 

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You guys are too harsh with this game, it's their first plus there are more animated sex scenes than in any games out there and the game is only on early access.

I don't really care about the fact the Captain doesn't get the chicks for him only, it would be boring otherwise, I mean it's Studio FOW and there are dozens of alien races out there plus the girls are total depraved, who doesn't enjoy seeing a girl getting railed by a giant alien dick honestly ? :devilish: (tbh i just feel like this game is just getting shit on by the anti-NTR crowd when the game doesn't even actually feel like NTR)

The things that bother me is that sex scenes only happen in PANDORA, imo you should be able to resquest sex scenes from the girls directly, for example there is Killi behind the bar, bam you request sex from her. Main story need to have sex scutscenes too (the council porn shooting was the first step into that direction maybe ?). Scenes in PANDORA don't have any dialogues, only a brief summary, it would be for the best to have an introduction between the parties with a context leading to that sex scene plus some dialogues during the scene.
 

Joshua Tree

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You guys are too harsh with this game, it's their first plus there are more animated sex scenes than in any games out there and the game is only on early access.

I don't really care about the fact the Captain doesn't get the chicks for him only, it would be boring otherwise, I mean it's Studio FOW and there are dozens of alien races out there plus the girls are total depraved, who doesn't enjoy seeing a girl getting railed by a giant alien dick honestly ? :devilish: (tbh i just feel like this game is just getting shit on by the anti-NTR crowd when the game doesn't even actually feel like NTR)

The things that bother me is that sex scenes only happen in PANDORA, imo you should be able to resquest sex scenes from the girls directly, for example there is Killi behind the bar, bam you request sex from her. Main story need to have sex scutscenes too (the council porn shooting was the first step into that direction maybe ?). Scenes in PANDORA don't have any dialogues, only a brief summary, it would be for the best to have an introduction between the parties with a context leading to that sex scene plus some dialogues during the scene.
You kinda answered your own questions and thoughts with... "the game is only on early access". How it is now and how it will be when done, that is a different beast all together. Also you know this game will be screaming for dlc content once its done. They can keep release stuff for this game for a long time afterward.

As you can string scenes along in Pandora, would been fun if you could have composed a own narrative based on that. Brought it more into the gallery thing and treated it more like a porno shoot with the Captain and Dallick present, just as you see them when you pan around in the gallery mode.
 
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QazHentai

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For those getting errors and crashes when starting the game, it might be the crack. I had to use steam-auto-crack to make it playable.
 
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