Why can't I leave a review?
2/5 stars.
If you're a FOW fan then you'll know what to expect. They talk about waifus and etc, but it's not. It's just an excuse to throw together a bunch of sex scenes (which are VERY short loops). I've yet to figure out why the Captain exists. The girls seem to do just fine without him, and that's why it sux. Cause you're supposed to be able to interpose yourself onto the Captain, but he's so useless he doesn't even get an avatar for the ground combat. He's supposed to be in the F3nix, but... yeah... no.
The in-game Exposition (Soooo much boner-killing exposition) alleges he's right there fighting, but you pick a "waifu" (more like casual fuck-buddy) and three mantics. NO captain.
The game is trying to be funny (like Deadpool), but interrupts the actual game for needless exposition. The combat quickly becomes so hard you'll forget it's a porn game. So hard it's not worth the 3 second loops of porn.
The Captain says in CANON he doesn't want to get cucked, but half the scenes in PANDORA are his "Waifus" getting boinked by every penis EXCEPT his. That's NOT a waifu.
For better sex scenes, I recommend the devs download the top rated on this site and get some inspiration. Or use some of the loops of their OWN animations and make longer in-game sex cinematics.
Ela wants sex in the grand council room and we're barely able to get a stiffy before we're thrown into a long battle royale. I've seen a werewolf eat a girl's butthole, FOW. You couldn't be bothered to make an actual sex cinematic there, FOW? The whole chapter was leading up to this sex scene! The WHOLE chapter! Get a few seconds of the same loop and a LONG battle.
I can't wait for that three color ending. Which will probably be a mass orgy. Not a harem ending of the Captain being pleasured endlessly, but him being thrown to the background while the girls are taken by anything with a phallus. Right before the credits roll, the Captain (unseen up to this point) will pop up and declare his joy, like he had anything to the orgasms...
I wish they'd spend more time making sex scenes (not the pandora) instead of Starcraft 1 talking heads.