Yes bro it's good but I am really waiting for story to progress further and then I am going to try after nika or nami or sasha or bella born in the game.
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CommanderWitcher
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We will all be dead of old age before all that happens
Holy shit this dev has never seen a football field in his life. If you tried to drive across one in an ATV that would be like a 5 second drive, you get on and then almost immediately get off. Also the groundskeeper would murder you for messing up his turf.
yossa999
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Man, I'm telling you, this developer hasn't even seen what a man's hair looks like! It doesn't float in the air, swaying, like there's a dude standing next to him with a fan in his hand. Even if you poured liters of super-strong styling gel and fixed that hairstyle - it wouldn't last long. Especially when he's either lying around with girls who ruffle his hair, or chilling in a jacuzzi. And he probably takes a shower too. So who the fuck is constantly re-styling it for him?
Or from one workout in the gym (and after a few years break) his muscles grow as if he had been lifting iron every day for three months and gorging himself on protein (I'm talking about the nutrition, you perverts!)
No, it's a completely unrealistic game, five years and it's not fixed!
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Hey I never said the game was bad or unplayable. Just weird. And the football field isn't the only weird thing about it. The way the character's interact with each other (wormy? WTF?), the strange basketball midget subplot, the borderline gay jock harassment among other things. Either this dev is an absolute lunatic/genius or an alien whose only exposure to human society is via tv shows and movies.Unplayable, I'm telling you! An ATV on a football field is blasphemy, the last drop!
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Yes, yes, we all know. Weird things everywhere. You even failed to mention the Terminator cat infiltration model who's fierce attacks leave only superficial scratches that disappear within hours. And of course, the military mice. And the lake that is on a walking distance and a 6 hour drive away at the same time. BobTheDuck is obsessed over it and is likely going slowly insane each time he tries to resolve this conundrum.
Possibly the cutest weirdness is Nadia's banana.
We were just kidding, I and yossa. It's what we do sometimes while we all are clearly hooked to the game and like it despite the weirdness and flaws. Some weird things are clearly intentional, just no one knows which ones aren't.
BobTheDuck
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I personally like to think Ocean sits in his appartment and goes "what will fuck with Bob's head THE MOST???? I know! Let's tease him with Ayua and Maja, as though they have paths again ....No wait! Even better! I'll make the universe non-euclidean. I'll mess with Bob's paradigm! And, and... I'll make Katie an actual fish! Let him try to drink coffee now without choking!!"Yes, yes, we all know. Weird things everywhere. You even failed to mention the Terminator cat infiltration model who's fierce attacks leave only superficial scratches that disappear within hours. And of course, the military mice. And the lake that is on a walking distance and a 6 hour drive away at the same time. BobTheDuck is obsessed over it and is likely going slowly insane each time he tries to resolve this conundrum.
Possibly the cutest weirdness is Nadia's banana.
We were just kidding, I and yossa. It's what we do sometimes while we all are clearly hooked to the game and like it despite the weirdness and flaws. Some weird things are clearly intentional, just no one knows which ones aren't.
Such evil villian vibes would be great cinema
xCalon
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Yeah, the german mastermind: let's go, and hunt down some duck...I personally like to think Ocean sits in his appartment and goes "what will fuck with Bob's head THE MOST???? I know! Let's tease him with Ayua and Maja, as though they have paths again ....No wait! Even better! I'll make the universe non-euclidean. I'll mess with Bob's paradigm! And, and... I'll make Katie an actual fish! Let him try to drink coffee now without choking!!"
Such evil villian vibes would be great cinema
RNasc4444
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Yes! Hunt some duck down by the magical cabin in the woods that takes hours to get to by car unless, of course, you're a couple of kids looking for some alone time in which case it's walking distanceYeah, the german mastermind: let's go, and hunt down some duck...
Dee6902
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Nah it's the shooting a basketball with one hand and then just casually making super long shots with ease. It got better towards the later chapters but as a person who plays basketball I was losing it in the first few lmao.
Maccabbee
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I thought that the cabin time difference was explained by them all moving after "the incident", and that was probably when Noji started the job in the hospital? (that last part was my assumption).
BobTheDuck
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I'll find my explainer posts of how it doesn't add up and post you the links. Read the other replies around there, there's good rebuttals. But no one needs to hear the rationale debated for the third time...
...sometimes I can read the room RNasc4444
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I'm not saying we reached any conclusion, but the thread probably can't sustain another descent into logic. The Oceanverse is simply non-euclidean because Leia's drug empire reached critical mass and broke the bounds of time and space. That's the ACTUAL danger of Ocean working on two parallel storylines simultaneously.