Nami: I've seen him naked lots of times. He has a below average penis.
Girls: OMG but I have such a deep emotional connection with his manipulative emotionless persona! I can overlook his small dick.
Nami: He's also a flat earther.
Girls: I never trusted those scientists!
Nami: And he has terrible gastrointestinal problems. His farts fumigate our apartment regularly. Dead roaches everywhere he crop dusts.
Girls: It's good to be useful!
Nami: He's been convicted of felony assault and has been on probation for the last two years.
Girls: Nobody's perfect.
Nami: (sigh)
Girls: Is it true his small penis bends to the left?
Nami: Sure, whatever.
Girls: Awww that's so cute! I can't wait to date him.
come on by this time the girls would be like!
Ayha : now cut the bullshit Nami!
Bella: all that bad talking your brother means that your are clearly trying to hoard him all to yourself!
Victoria: Sharing is caring!
Nami: if any of you bitches gets near him i will cut you!
Bella: Yeah, Nami! that`s such a childish attitude of your!
Mila: so blatantly trying to under sale is an old tactics!
Robin: i totally used to do it with cupcakes, i used to say they sucked so i could eat more of them!
Sasha: do not remind me of fatty robin, i had to slash them away from you!
Robin: that hurt!
Sasha: you no fatty anymore, means it worked!
Robin: yes mistress!
Nami : have you seen how well hung Jeff is?
Bella: last time i tried to suck him off i dislocated my jaw!
Sasha: that shit of his went trough my nose... i was doing it regularly!
Mila: never been the same since i think he broke me inside... cheaper then aborting i guess!
Nya : had worse... he is not a dragon dildo...
Robin: yeah, you bitches are just racist Jeff is adorable!
Robin: last time we even did it Anally and i could easily take 2 in the butt!
Victoria: Still... i remember when he came to visit me at the hospital!
Victoria: i got out of bed and feeling so fragile and thankfull someone visited me i gave in...
Mila: So thats what happened... do not worry in 3 months time you will walk again!
Bela: Totally, besides its not like he did it on purpose!
Nami: ok, let me call jeff and tell him i will never date him, i wonder if Cody is more handle size friendly?
Girl: stop diverting Nami, we wanna see the dick picks!
Nami: what dick picks? thats disgusting! my brother would never send me dick picks!
Girls: we know... but you got them just the same, don´t you?
Nami: ffs, stop it! how would you feel like if i was trying to get your brothers?
Bella: good luck with that shit, my brother as excellent taste!
Robin: i would be happy the poor fat tommy can not get any dates!
Sasha: good luck with that, my brother bends more then your brothers dick, if you know what i mean!
Nya: would you do it Nami? my poor brother is in the menthal hospital...
Nya: poor thing never was the same ever since i sticked a buttplug in him...
Ayha: ehhwwww, whats wrong with you Nami?
nami: what?
Bella: really nami? necrophilia?
nami: sorry, i did not now! Besides no kink shaming bitches! at least he can get it stiff!
Sasha: i bet the only reason your brother can not get it hard its because he as to live with you Nami!
Bella: totally, a fatty like you?
Nya: yeah, a co dependent sister that cock blocks him!
Bella: he does not love you!
Robin: he feels sorry for you, how could he love you?
Mila: nobody loves you nami!
Nami: AHHHHH,
MC: what nami? another nightmare?
Nami: yes, please sleep with me tonight, this new school is really screwing up with my self esteem!
MC&Nojiko: stop making it weird Nami!