- Sep 3, 2020
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oh yeah oh yeah let me tell you something brotherdude... you need help! that bitch bella is ruining your life... assuming it was not shit before her!
is your chocolat bar babies one of those mythic ass babies? sorry i guess i should have not went as hard with Anal as i did!
Anyway, that reminds me of my last date with Sasha.
We went to a karaoke night and i decided to sing a song!
so i started by introducing the song!
MC: 1st time i heard this song it was on an ask for a music radio show!
MC: it was dedicated from someone called Alexandra Soljenítsin,
MC. and she went something along the lines of "so we can always remember these times that will forever bind us together!"
MC: So, from A. Soljenítsin to her beloved Joseph Stalin!
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Bella: WTF YOU ASSHOLE! THE COMMIES NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG! THAT WAS NOT REAL COMUNISM!
Sasha: my love? should i stab the bitch?
MC: No, let retards be retards life will eventually show them the errors of their ways!
MC: but your love and devotion are commendable, i love to get lost in your eyes!
MC. i love you so!
Sasha: your eyes are like hands reaching into my soul keeping me warm in the coldest blizzard!
Sasha: I love you so much!
Bella: stop making it weird and apologise for being politically incorrect you cunts!
MC: SHUT THE FUCK UP BELLA! AND DO NOT EVER DARE TO SPEAK TO MY BEAUTIFULL SASHA IN SUCH A WAY!
Bella: *cowed* sorry, but we commies just want whats best for the world!
MC: yeah, sure... that’s why in your math 1 + 1 always gives less than 2... cannot possibly be your cut...
Bella: besides your entire music is offensive and denigrates my truth!
MC. you think this little joke is offensive?
Bela: It sure is!
MC: dam girl... then you would really hate the original one!
Bella: original one?
MC: yeah, this is the light version... the original one was from a girl called Anne Frank to her secret crush Adolf. H.
Sasha: you are so funny my love!
Bella: you are a horrible human being... is that a holocaust joke?
MC: WHAT? TOO SOON? because it´s been 70 years already! get over it! commie scum!
originally the anthagonist was supossed to be Nami
but Sasha threatning to stab the MC`s sister would look bad
at the same time the red tide joke could have been used!
the images are just resources to understand the type of relationship that might develop along the way!
I have no life without Bella
she is my life
and by the way
all your kids look like you but with white hair it's fucking creepy