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He should have let the air out of her tires first
.........no no no speaking as a guy
i actually been in a wheelchair my whole life you're both wrong
need to put a big stick into the tires
or fuck up the front wheel
Nami : God !...Why are you sitting in the dark all alone ?...At least open the windows, freak. * waves her hands towards outside from the windows, trying to push out all the gloomy vibe *
MC : Vic dumped me.
Nami : Oh !...I-I'm sorry.
MC : Don't be. I've cooked up a plan for this already.
Nami : Yeah...no...I don't want you pulling some weird shit. I'm not cleaning up your mess, not now, not ever.
MC : It's already in the motion.
Nami : WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME !?
MC : Stop screaming...it's nothing major.
Nami : So you telling me that you and your psychotic ass did some "nothing major" weird ass shit to make Vic come CRAWLING BACK TO YOU, is that it ?
MC : Precisely.
Nami : How ?
MC : I stole her wheels.
Nami : ...
* stands there, staring at each other for a whole 1 minute *
Nami : I believe you.