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it would take my computer 6 months to render 3 minutes of game play
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Can't wait to try it out
- Apr 17, 2021
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Does anyone remember the old SETI app that used distributed computing to process large data sets?
I wonder if there would be a market for a secure app for a community-based distributed render farm to leverage the cumulative processing power of perverts worldwide?
I wonder if there would be a market for a secure app for a community-based distributed render farm to leverage the cumulative processing power of perverts worldwide?
- Apr 17, 2021
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Never knew this existed, but precisely like that! F95 feature request?
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I read that as perverted sheep pit and my mind went to a whole different place.. i need to lay down.
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well this is a new low even for me
not only have I been dumped by the woman I love I'm now getting relationship advice from my mommy
well that settles it then Nami if you need me I'll be in the backyard hanging myself
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* Knocks Vidal out *View attachment 1668390
well this is a new low even for me
not only have I been dumped by the woman I love I'm now getting relationship advice from my mommy
well that settles it then Nami if you need me I'll be in the backyard hanging myself
* drags him to the basement through mud *
* Tying him up to a chair *
* Gags him *
* forgets where anesthesia is kept *
* fuck it *
* ECT *
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Hey, at least she didn't stick the condom to the bulletin board with a thumbtack.....right through the middleView attachment 1668390
well this is a new low even for me
not only have I been dumped by the woman I love I'm now getting relationship advice from my mommy
well that settles it then Nami if you need me I'll be in the backyard hanging myself
- Jan 26, 2021
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your mommy really wants to be a grandmother
do not worry i always keep my desert eagle under the pillow and my 7 bullets star close by!
you are despicable!
face him in battle with sword in hand!
* gives Ahx some plyers *
herm, might as well take care of those disgusting nails!
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I know I'm working on it I want to make her a grandmother to
you hear that Bella
you're breaking an old lady's heart
I need you to work with me Bella help me make an old lady's dream come true
I swear I will do all the work
all you have to do is lie back and relax and I'll take care of everything and when I mean I'll do everything I mean it anything you want
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The whole scene in the barber shop had me howling with laughter!
"I heard you," "I know"
Priceless!!
"I heard you," "I know"
Priceless!!
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View attachment 1668390
well this is a new low even for me
not only have I been dumped by the woman I love I'm now getting relationship advice from my mommy
well that settles it then Nami if you need me I'll be in the backyard hanging myself
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There must be a bug. Wrong lines.
It would be so funny if Victoria was terrified of commitment.
...There's no way she'd run away. MC : Vic...I like you.
Vic :..W-What ?...
MC : I know it's too soon. But...I just couldn't hold it anymore. Every time I see you...I have all these emotions that's never been there before.
Vic : * tries to roll away *
MC : What are you doing ?
Vic : GETTING AWAY...FROM YOUU. * shouts from 1 metre distance *
MC : Getting dumped by a girl on a freakin' wheelchair. Nice...this is BEYOND embarrassing. Not to mention it's affecting my badass MC status...fuck, should've gone for Nami.
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what do you want from me I'm trying to sell commitment to a girl that's terrified of commitment
I'm doing my best
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He should have let the air out of her tires firstThere must be a bug. Wrong lines.
It would be so funny if Victoria was terrified of commitment.
MC : Vic...I like you.
Vic :..W-What ?...
MC : I know it's too soon. But...I just couldn't hold it anymore. Every time I see you...I have all these emotions that's never been there before.
Vic : * tries to roll away *
MC : What are you doing ?...Are you running away ?
Vic : THAT'S RIGHT....FROM YOUU. * shouts from 1 metre distance *
MC : Getting dumped by a girl on a freakin' wheelchair. In front of all these people, this is beyond embarrassing. Not to mention it's affecting my badass MC status...fuck, should've gone with Nami.
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no no no speaking as a guyHe should have let the air out of her tires first
i actually been in a wheelchair my whole life you're both wrong
need to put a big stick into the tires
or fuck up the front wheel
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to drive her crazy
like at the shopping cart´s .. those annoying focks
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He should have let the air out of her tires first
.........
Nami : God !...Why are you sitting in the dark all alone ?...At least open the windows, freak. * waves her hands towards outside from the windows, trying to push out all the gloomy vibe *
MC : Vic dumped me.
Nami : Oh !...I-I'm sorry.
MC : Don't be. I've cooked up a plan for this already.
Nami : Yeah...no...I don't want you pulling some weird shit. I'm not cleaning up your mess, not now, not ever.
MC : It's already in the motion.
Nami : WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME !?
MC : Stop screaming...it's nothing major.
Nami : So you telling me that you and your psychotic ass did some "nothing major" weird ass shit to make Vic come CRAWLING BACK TO YOU, is that it ?
MC : Precisely.
Nami : How ?
MC : I stole her wheels.
Nami : ...
* stands there, staring at each other for a whole 1 minute *
Nami : I believe you.