Cyrus : *Wakes up from a dream, giving out a big gasp*...Oh! My God!...I-I lost Summer, I l-lost everything. *Whimpers*...it s-shouldn't have been h-her...*Sobs*
*The next day*
Cyrus : *Wakes up suddenly*...Oh! My God!...T-That was Summer!...I-I lost her...again. I lose h-her every fucking d-day. It's unbearable. *Sobs*
*Stopped crying*...I think I need to go jack off. Yes, that should be able to help me with this extreme sadness.
*Gets up from bed*
..Shit! My back! Must be the cold weather...Even though I lost all the interest and pleasure in doing anything long ago, I'm sure I can still do it, thought I don't want to.
*Goes to the bathroom*
This is not gonna stop me, not this pain inside my soul and my muscle.
Now let's get my hand on this bitch. Getting the pants down now.
...still getting the pants down!
Am I this slow? or Do I suddenly have all the time in the universe?...*Smash*..Shit! I hit my head into something in this darkness again! And it was totally intentional!...Totally.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND DAMMIT!
Okay, pants down, now, let's imagine the best girl and be done with it...now concentrate and concentrate...*body shakes a little* ... ... Since when I am this much weak?! Must be because of my weight loss which occurred for no apparent reason.
I can't even concentrate on anything other than Summer!...Don't worry. It's just a momentary lapse.
YES!...let's talk dirty, that should help. Cyrus, shake that flaccid cock of yours till there is no room left in your hand. Yes...stroke it! Up and down and up and down even though it looks like it'd take an hour to get it up, don't give up!
* Toothbrush holder falls down...then something else and BANG!*
Nami : * Takes off her headset*
...Hmmm?... ... ...
* Puts her headset back on *
...
* WHACK*
Nojiko : NAMI! KEEP IT DOWN!
...
Yes stroke it nice and slow.
Ignore all this tiredness and pain overwhelming your body.
Even ignore that gloomy ghost staring at you from the mirror.
Finally!
YEAH!
I'M IN THE...VERGE OF...
*SLAMS DOOR* *SLAMS DOOR*
Nami : GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING HOURS YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TURN ON THE LIGHT. DID YOU FUCKING LOSE IT THIS TIME?!...HUH? DON'T MAKE ME KICK THE DOOR OPEN. GET-THE-FUCK-OUT!
Cyrus :
JESUS! I could've sworn I was almost in the verge of getting it up. Damn it! Cheeto-head!