VN Ren'Py Summer's Gone [S1 Steam + DLC] [Oceanlab]

[The Warden]

Is that... all you got from this AVN? Ok first off, did you stop to read your comment before you posted it? I mean of course it's going to mess him up if the love of his life just vanished due to some freak accident lol. I have to ask, what did you expect out of that? Lol. Also, if you were paying any attention to the story, you'd know that the trauma he received from that event is the reason behind just about all of his issues(including sexual). If you're looking for a porn game, then you'll definitely be disappointed here. Oh btw, I'm sorry that you're not accustomed to these kinds of stories. It's a bit different, but that's a part of its charm. Half of us wouldn't be here if it were just another porn game with another cliche story... hate to break it to you.

P.S: That English is something else lol. My English may not be perfect(still learning), but dang
Try to make your comments a bit clearer next time lol. A lot of people here aren't native speakers.

Okay, then it's time we talked. Ah read th' story, sadly, 'twas terrble fur a romance novel. Ah didnae search fur "porn" gam as ye said. Th' chapter wan wis guid, ye kin wale yer path, lik' it. Efter is verything is messed up. 'n' dae nae lecture me aboot me sassenach, yers is mingin', yer noot native as ah kin see ... As ah see yer nae a normal adult tae *sad*

 

[Fortuna ღ]

Okay, then it's time we talked. Ah read th' story, sadly, 'twas terrble fur a romance novel. Ah didnae search fur "porn" gam as ye said. Th' chapter wan wis guid, ye kin wale yer path, lik' it. Efter is verything is messed up. 'n' dae nae lecture me aboot me sassenach, yers is mingin', yer noot native as ah kin see ... As ah see yer nae a normal adult tae *sad*

What makes it terrible pray tell? His character is well-written and consistent according to your choices(as the player), and almost every character is given some level of depth(impressive considering the sheer size of the cast). The story is also something new, unique, interesting, immersive, etc.(the list can go on). Keep in mind that we're not even 4 chapters in, as of yet. If you do not like this AVN, that's ok, but next time think before you post lol. Every comment in your epic trilogy thus far has gotten progressively dumber in all honesty. Oh, and btw, the only one proving not to be a normal adult is you... I mean go back and read your comments lol. Your latest comment only proves my point

To each their own. You may not like it, but that doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with this AVN. There isn't anything wrong with this AVN(save for some grammatical errors but I honestly can't judge). Everyone has different tastes and maybe this story doesn't suit yours. The best solution to that would be to find something that does... because you're not convincing anyone that the AVN is now suddenly bad because it didn't do something you'd have liked.

 

[reyreynao]

Nah...not gonna believe ya.

You used too much porn in a single post. You're still a little pissed that there's nada sticking to the sex stuffs here.

If there a forced plot you might encounter in a story, it must be something the development of the story relies on.

But to answer your question, no, no forced "Incest" or any other sexual fantasies and weird illegal stuffs.

Wait what? why you think so? Life is not all about porn neither is this game. You don't need porn to enjoy this one so I am totally fine without it. Furthermore his memes there are funny as heck, would love if he added even more memes in it

 

[Warscared]

To each their own. You may not like it, but that doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with this AVN. There isn't anything wrong with this AVN(save for some grammatical errors but I honestly can't judge). Everyone has different tastes and maybe this story doesn't suit yours. The best solution to that would be to find something that does... because you're not convincing anyone that the AVN is now suddenly bad because it didn't do something you'd have liked.

oh but there is... if you could speak german and understand german sense of humour you would be rolling on the floor laughing your ass off... as it stands you loose half of the jokes... although in fairness even half of the german speakers... the jokes fly by them since it does take some knowledge culture and inteligence to get them proper!

example of german sense of humour!

Vidal the king of Pervert "dude i hate my job my boss is a total cunt and the hours suck me dry!"
Ahx "dude i did not even knew you had a job! when did you started?
Vidal the king of Pervert "i will start next monday!"

Ahx "fucking hell... they brought back the death sentence and it falls down to me to restart the trend...!"
Warscared "yeah, sucks to be you. what a way to start the week!"
Ahx "tell me about it, my execution is monday, dreading how the rest of the week will turn out!"

with that stated not sure how to make the translations better without ruining the jokes and not sure how to translate the innuendos without ruining the translations! in many senses its easyer to translate french jokes to english then from german to english!

 

[Olsens.M]

Some games we will never see the end of it. Doesn't matter how good they look.

 

[Vidal the king of Pervert]

That is not true, I am depressed and my penis is always up. If it wasn't I wouldn't even bother with adult sexual vns. But I spend all day downloading games here to beat my meat. and I do it laying down in my bed because I can't get up. Dont talk about depression if you have 0 knowledge about it.

I'm sorry you have to deal with depression and I hope you feel better

but in regards to the game

depression can be different for different people

even before the mc had depression he was an introvert

plus I believe the night summer disappeared

mc saw something traumatic , and he forgot about it but it still in his subconscious

so if you mix all of those things together

 

[Warscared]

is the reason why i am in love with Sasha because of her sexy facial scar that signifies that she as been trough hell and therefore i project onto her a bridge wich gives me hope of a meaningfull connection? is my soul and heart as scarred as her face if not more?

is there a light at the end of the tunnel? or is it just an emergency exit for when it gets too hot inside my soul and i must escape myself before my own torch of destiny consumes me for my evil deeds?because somehow i know i can only find so many excuses until i must face the monster that pursues me in every mirror or in every glassed window and in every evil deed i see performed before me, that triggers the flame inside of me like warning of my conscience... "this is what you have become, you have fighted the darkness for so long that you have become the darkness! you faced the void so many times that your soul as become the void! you have been alienated from life for so many years now that you are now an alien even onto yourself! die a young and beautifull hero or survive to become the vilain such is the fate that awaits all who are born to be great!"

fucking hell i need to go and hug Sasha, the light to my darkness the cool to my fire the yang to my ying my counterweight, that keeps me balanced!

MC: Yo Bella!
Bella: yes faggot?
MC: i think i am in love with the most beautifull woman in the world!
Bella: Really? about fucking time you limp dick!
MC: She as eyes as deep as the ocean where i would willingly drown myself!
Bella: Ohhh, please do tell me more!
MC: her skin is the softness of silk but alive and warm, with an heat that reaches into my soul!
Bella: i am getting the tingles, please do not stop!
MC: Her face as the beauty and purity of the mountains where one can open up and trully breath!
Bella: fucking hell i am getting horny!
MC: her body is the promiss of eternal Bliss in a single embrace
MC: that even tough it might only last but for a moment it will be forever eternal in my memory and in my heart!
Bella: FUCKING HELL! TAKE ME NOW, MAKE ME YOURS!
MC. Bella....
Bella: Ask me anything!
MC: you think Sasha would agree to go out with me if i asked?
Bella: *schocked* I hope you die of cancer you worthless piece of shit and be sent to hell to suffer forever!
Mc: yeah yeah, love your sense of humour and you are like totally my best friend... but what about Sasha?
Bella: *sobbing* why do i keep doing this to myself *sobbing*
MC: come here let me hug you, that is how i know you trully a friend! you feel within your heart my angst!
Bella: i hate the reason why you are hugging me, and yet there is nothing i value more in this world!
MC: OH MY GOOD SASHA LOOKING AT US... QUICK ACT COOL!

 

[Ahx]

is the reason why i am in love with Sasha because of her sexy facial scar that signifies that she as been trough hell and therefore i project onto her a bridge wich gives me hope of a meaningfull connection? is my soul and heart as scarred as her face if not more?

is there a light at the end of the tunnel? or is it just an emergency exit for when it gets too hot inside my soul and i must escape myself before my own torch of destiny consumes me for my evil deeds?because somehow i know i can only find so many excuses until i must face the monster that pursues me in every mirror or in every glassed window and in every evil deed i see performed before me, that triggers the flame inside of me like warning of my conscience... "this is what you have become, you have fighted the darkness for so long that you have become the darkness! you faced the void so many times that your soul as become the void! you have been alienated from life for so many years now that you are now an alien even onto yourself! die a young and beautifull hero or survive to become the vilain such is the fate that awaits all who are born to be great!"

fucking hell i need to go and hug Sasha, the light to my darkness the cool to my fire the yang to my ying my counterweight, that keeps me balanced!

MC: Yo Bella!
Bella: yes faggot?
MC: i think i am in love with the most beautifull woman in the world!
Bella: Really? about fucking time you limp dick!
MC: She as eyes as deep as the ocean where i would willingly drown myself!
Bella: Ohhh, please do tell me more!
MC: her skin is the softness of silk but alive and warm, with an heat that reaches into my soul!
Bella: i am getting the tingles, please do not stop!
MC: Her face as the beauty and purity of the mountains where one can open up and trully breath!
Bella: fucking hell i am getting horny!
MC: her body is the promiss of eternal Bliss in a single embrace
MC: that even tough it might only last but for a moment it will be forever eternal in my memory and in my heart!
Bella: FUCKING HELL! TAKE ME NOW, MAKE ME YOURS!
MC. Bella....
Bella: Ask me anything!
MC: you think Sasha would agree to go out with me if i asked?
Bella: I hope you die of cancer you worthless piece of shit and be sent to hell to suffer forever!
Mc: yeah yeah, love your sense of humour and you are like totally my best friend... but what about Sasha?
Bella: *sobbing* why do i keep doing this to myself *sobbing*
MC: come here let me hug you, that is how i know you trully a friend! you feel within your heart my angst!
Bella: i hate the reason why you are hugging me, and yet there is nothing i value more in this world!
MC: OH MY GOOD SASHA LOOKING AT US... QUICK ACT COOL!

Warscarred! WTF!...You can't just break out of a character and turn into a lovey-dovey MC.

People might think you're sane!

 

[Warscared]

Warscarred! WTF!...You can't just break out of a character and turn into a lovey-dovey MC.

People might think you're sane!

how is that breaking caracther? you know you are just like Bella all you see is a 2d caracther not understanding i am a human being with a heart and feelings also! whenever i come out of the stereotype that you have created in your little head of yours, you spazz out, yeah so what i am not the knight in shning armour you make me out to be! i got feelings i make mistakes and sometimes i destroy entire universes because i farted at the wrong time... yeah i also sit my ass in the toillet and take a shit once or twice a day just like everyone else!

that means i am entitled to my moments of introspection and weakness but just like a sword being tempered in cool spring water, those are the moments that make me harder and allow me to steel my mind and heart for when batle is joined!

the greatest warriors of all time wrote poetry, guys with massive dicks also get their hearts broken and beautifull people date jerks because all the good people/guys/girls put us up in so high a pedestal that only jerks are willing to take a chance and talk to us, so from all the choices available to beautifull people after you pan out for hours very rarely is a nugget of gold to be found and since we also got to eat and fuck sometimes we fuck a Bella or a Nami because the Sasha´s of this world can not believe we would fall for them.

so yes life is unfair to the ugly who must go without and life is unfair to the beautifull who must do with whats available while all the random average people making fun of the ugly and idolizing the rich in beauty, wealth or strenght get all the chances at true love while comiserating at the unfairness of the world when they have all the freedom and choices awarded to them without realising how lucky they trully are!

so fuck off i am not something you can put in a box, i am not something you or anyone else can define, i am not a label i am not a stereotype or even a VN MC i am a human being who fucks up most important decisions he as to make (just like the rest of the world) and i have learned to live with them, but that does not mean i am not allowed to reminesce on my choices and paths taken!

damm.. that shit hits closer to home that i assumed!

-- edit---
i was gonna go for a funny reply but something snapped inside of me!
do not put expectations on me for i will surprise you break them or go without,
i make my own path in life in accordance to what i consider important not in what others put value in!
the shame and disapointment feelings of having failed my mother when i had 20 young beautifull girls to pick from and i picked the slut...
the shame my father tried to put on me when i quited the military academy or droped out of the law degree when i was the best student
the guilt my grandfather tried to put on me when i used the money he gave me to travel instead of investing!
people have always tryed to put me in a cage and even a golded cage is still a cage!

so sorry if i over reacted but i refuse to be held accountable to others expectations, i am already responsable for my own shit!
i do not need to be you or anyone elses scapegoat!

--- 2nd edit ----
My MC is always like that around Sasha! because you know love makes fools out of us all!

 

[Ahx]

how is that breaking caracther? you know you are just like Bella all you see is a 2d caracther not understanding i am a human being with a heart and feelings also! whenever i come out of the stereotype that you have created in your little head of yours, you spazz out, yeah so what i am not the knight in shning armour you make me out to be! i got feelings i make mistakes and sometimes i destroy entire universes because i farted at the wrong time... yeah i also sit my ass in the toillet and take a shit once or twice a day just like everyone else!

that means i am entitled to my moments of introspection and weakness but just like a sword being tempered in cool spring water, those are the moments that make me harder and allow me to steel my mind and heart for when batle is joined!

the greatest warriors of all time wrote poetry, guys with massive dicks also get their hearts broken and beautifull people date jerks because all the good people/guys/girls put us up in so high a pedestal that only jerks are willing to take a chance and talk to us, so from all the choices available to beautifull people after you pan out for hours very rarely is a nugget of gold to be found and since we also got to eat and fuck sometimes we fuck a Bella or a Nami because the Sasha´s of this world can not believe we would fall for them.

so yes life is unfair to the ugly who must go without and life is unfair to the beautifull who must do with whats available while all the random average people making fun of the ugly and idolizing the rich in beauty, wealth or strenght get all the chances at true love while comiserating at the unfairness of the world when they have all the freedom and choices awarded to them without realising how lucky they trully are!

so fuck off i am not something you can put in a box, i am not something you or anyone else can define, i am not a label i am not a stereotype or even a VN MC i am a human being who fucks up most important decisions he as to make (just like the rest of the world) and i have learned to live with them, but that does not mean i am not allowed to reminesce on my choices and paths taken!

damm.. that shit hits closer to home that i assumed!

-- edit---
i was gonna go for a funny reply but something snapped inside of me!
do not put expectations on me for i will surprise you break them or go without,
i make my own path in life in accordance to what i consider important not in what others put value in!
the shame and disapointment feelings of having failed my mother when i had 20 young beautifull girls to pick from and i picked the slut...
the shame my father tried to put on me when i quited the military academy or droped out of the law degree when i was the best student
the guilt my grandfather tried to put on me when i used the money he gave me to travel instead of investing!
people have always tryed to put me in a cage and even a golded cage is still a cage!

so sorry if i over reacted but i refuse to be held accountable to others expectations, i am already responsable for my own shit!
i do not need to be you or anyone elses scapegoat!

That was a lot, mate. A simple "Fuck you" would've sufficed, you know. At least that's what I expected.
.........
It's normal to have people put expectations on you. It is a cycle that starts to wheel mostly from your parents. Some live up to it and some don't. It is normal only until you start to live JUST for their approval. I'm glad you stepped out of that cycle and have your own expectations for yourself.

You're going to be disappointing a lot of people from the time you realize that you're not something they can sculpt their reality or something they couldn't have had or been. I disappoint my parents everyday. Not my grandparents though. They just want to see me happy. I AM happy. There were some curse exchanges but that still doesn't explain why they'd stopped giving me money in the past!

I used to always criticize others for doing what they do, but it took me a little while to realize that I was doing the same to them. I put my own expectations on others, I'm often disappointed in them and the resentments towards each other from disappointing each other for so long, it isn't any healthy relationship that will stay stable forever. So, I stopped putting MY expectations on others, given how young I am, I think I'm proud of myself for doing something they couldn't and allowing myself to explore places they simply resisted. Neither I'm someone you can set me in your ways, nor your second chance.

I guess I would've snapped too. Nah, I would've gone for some rude sarcastic comment. I don't have the need to prove to others. I'm not necessarily saying you have. It just looks like something you wanted to put out there.

You can't fully understand how others feel all the time, you have to let them talk for themselves sometimes or let them snap once in a while, maybe let yourself too. You live your life and you need to put others back in their place when you need to. Aand that's why I'm not being such a dick about it. I wanted to put it out there someday too.
.........

 

[Coinzell]

i always assumed it was just me being an horny teenager... was i depressed? have i been depressed for so many years? was i looking for validation in the amount and quality of my partners in aesthetical terms instead of digging in for a commitement? is that why i am still to this day afraid of comitment far more then i am of std´s?

is the reason why i am in love with Sasha because of her sexy facial scar that signifies that she as been trough hell and therefore i project onto her a bridge wich gives me hope of a meaningfull connection? is my soul and heart as scarred as her face if not more?

is there a light at the end of the tunnel? or is it just an emergency exit for when it gets too hot inside my soul and i must escape myself before my own torch of destiny consumes me for my evil deeds?because somehow i know i can only find so many excuses until i must face the monster that pursues me in every mirror or in every glassed window and in every evil deed i see performed before me, that triggers the flame inside of me like warning of my conscience... "this is what you have become, you have fighted the darkness for so long that you have become the darkness! you faced the void so many times that your soul as become the void! you have been alienated from life for so many years now that you are now an alien even onto yourself! die a young and beautifull hero or survive to become the vilain such is the fate that awaits all who are born to be great!"

fucking hell i need to go and hug Sasha, the light to my darkness the cool to my fire the yang to my ying my counterweight, that keeps me balanced!

MC: Yo Bella!
Bella: yes faggot?
MC: i think i am in love with the most beautifull woman in the world!
Bella: Really? about fucking time you limp dick!
MC: She as eyes as deep as the ocean where i would willingly drown myself!
Bella: Ohhh, please do tell me more!
MC: her skin is the softness of silk but alive and warm, with an heat that reaches into my soul!
Bella: i am getting the tingles, please do not stop!
MC: Her face as the beauty and purity of the mountains where one can open up and trully breath!
Bella: fucking hell i am getting horny!
MC: her body is the promiss of eternal Bliss in a single embrace
MC: that even tough it might only last but for a moment it will be forever eternal in my memory and in my heart!
Bella: FUCKING HELL! TAKE ME NOW, MAKE ME YOURS!
MC. Bella....
Bella: Ask me anything!
MC: you think Sasha would agree to go out with me if i asked?
Bella: *schocked* I hope you die of cancer you worthless piece of shit and be sent to hell to suffer forever!
Mc: yeah yeah, love your sense of humour and you are like totally my best friend... but what about Sasha?
Bella: *sobbing* why do i keep doing this to myself *sobbing*
MC: come here let me hug you, that is how i know you trully a friend! you feel within your heart my angst!
Bella: i hate the reason why you are hugging me, and yet there is nothing i value more in this world!
MC: OH MY GOOD SASHA LOOKING AT US... QUICK ACT COOL!

Like i said before. Main Bella simp in disguise. Saying that in love with Sasha, yet always talking about Bella.
And in those rare moments Sasha gets on scene never gives a fuck about her and not paying attention.

 

[Warscared]

Like i said before. Main Bella simp in disguise. Saying that in love with Sasha, yet always talking about Bella.
And in those rare moments Sasha gets on scene never gives a fuck about her and not paying attention.

i couldn´t give a shit about Bella haranging me to the world and yet a single look of disaproval from Sasha can shatter my heart! yes my mc talks to Bella... she is easy... is every way possible, but with sasha the fear and anxiety are enough to freeze me! so simping for Bella? yeah right...

and do pay attention, not that Sasha makes it hard it´s just that not being good enough for sasha is heart wrenching. in the end of the day a no from Bella is like whatever a no from Sasha is a death sentence into any hopes of happyness! its the same action with 2 diferent people resulting in 2 totally diferent outcomes with levels of gravity far distanced from each other!

a smile from Bella is firecracker a smile from Sasha is a MOAB, same action diferent results!

IF YOU NEED A DRAWING I WILL GIFT YOU A VIDEO TO EXPLAIN THE DIFERENCE BETEWEEN SASHA AND BELLA

That was a lot, mate. A simple "Fuck you" would've sufficed, you know. At least that's what I expected.
.........
It's normal to have people put expectations on you. It is a cycle that starts to wheel mostly from your parents. Some live up to it and some don't. It is normal only until you start to live JUST for their approval. I'm glad you stepped out of that cycle and have your own expectations for yourself.

You're going to be disappointing a lot of people from the time you realize that you're not something they can sculpt their reality or something they couldn't have had or been. I disappoint my parents everyday. Not my grandparents though. They just want to see me happy. I AM happy. There were some curse exchanges but that still doesn't explain why they'd stopped giving me money in the past!

I used to always criticize others for doing what they do, but it took me a little while to realize that I was doing the same to them. I put my own expectations on others, I'm often disappointed in them and the resentments towards each other from disappointing each other for so long, it isn't any healthy relationship that will stay stable forever. So, I stopped putting MY expectations on others, given how young I am, I think I'm proud of myself for doing something they couldn't and allowing myself to explore places they simply resisted. Neither I'm someone you can set me in your ways, nor your second chance.

I guess I would've snapped too. Nah, I would've gone for some rude sarcastic comment. I don't have the need to prove to others. I'm not necessarily saying you have. It just looks like something you wanted to put out there.

You can't fully understand how others feel all the time, you have to let them talk for themselves sometimes or let them snap once in a while, maybe let yourself too. You live your life and you need to put others back in their place when you need to. Aand that's why I'm not being such a dick about it. I wanted to put it out there someday too.
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HERM... NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ... BUT LETS TRY IT! FUCK YOU

 

[Garen]

That is not true, I am depressed and my penis is always up. Dont talk about depression if you have 0 knowledge about it.

Depression don't cause impotence.

How are you this confident about something you're dead wrong about? Depression is a well known cause of erectile dysfunction to the point that even a layman knows about it.

By God, just go to any research paper publication site and type in "depression" and "erectile dysfunction". It's a correlation that's been researched to death.

 

[Mesmerizet]

Wtf lol 2 years and no sex scene. The anti blue ball disclaimer got me thinking wtf

 

[Razrback16]

Wtf lol 2 years and no sex scene. The anti blue ball disclaimer got me thinking wtf

Hang in there, the xxx scenes will come in time and they will likely be more meaningful due to the proper relationship development time occurring in the narrative.

 

[Olsens.M]

How are you this confident about something you're dead wrong about? Depression is a well known cause of erectile dysfunction to the point that even a layman knows about it.

By God, just go to any research paper publication site and type in "depression" and "erectile dysfunction". It's a correlation that's been researched to death.

depression also may be the cause to suicide, but not everyone with depression comits suicide. It is not a rule. The guy was talking as if anyone depressed will be impotent whats not true. And I will tell, it happens to a low percentage of people. As someone who even took meds, specially on lockdown, I had no dysfuncion at all. Keep reading internet and being a psychiatrist to people on the internet.

 

[Coinzell]

and do pay attention, not that Sasha makes it hard

Oh, i do pay attention, i've read your fanfics. I know that isn't Sasha who makes it hard for your MC, but Bella.

(You've literally wrote it in one of them.)

 

[Ahx]

depression also may be the cause to suicide, but not everyone with depression comits suicide. It is not a rule. The guy was talking as if anyone depressed will be impotent whats not true. And I will tell, it happens to a low percentage of people. As someone who even took meds, specially on lockdown, I had no dysfuncion at all. Keep reading internet and being a psychiatrist to people on the internet.

I was talking about the MC! He was depressed for 'so long'. How hard it is to connect the dots?...Never mind, it was my bad.

I guess I should've said it like "You can't really get it up when you're depressed as fuck like the MC, it's been so long since the MC been in this stage. He was in the verge of simply not caring, but fortunately something in him snapped"...Didn't realize I had to spell it out. My bad.

Oh, i do pay attention, i've read your fanfics. I know that isn't Sasha who makes it hard for your MC, but Bella.
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(You've literally wrote it in one of them.)

Are you telling us that we have hard proof ?!!!

..Yeah, it's still pointless.

 

[Vidal the king of Pervert]

i always assumed it was just me being an horny teenager... was i depressed? have i been depressed for so many years? was i looking for validation in the amount and quality of my partners in aesthetical terms instead of digging in for a commitement? is that why i am still to this day afraid of comitment far more then i am of std´s?

is the reason why i am in love with Sasha because of her sexy facial scar that signifies that she as been trough hell and therefore i project onto her a bridge wich gives me hope of a meaningfull connection? is my soul and heart as scarred as her face if not more?

is there a light at the end of the tunnel? or is it just an emergency exit for when it gets too hot inside my soul and i must escape myself before my own torch of destiny consumes me for my evil deeds?because somehow i know i can only find so many excuses until i must face the monster that pursues me in every mirror or in every glassed window and in every evil deed i see performed before me, that triggers the flame inside of me like warning of my conscience... "this is what you have become, you have fighted the darkness for so long that you have become the darkness! you faced the void so many times that your soul as become the void! you have been alienated from life for so many years now that you are now an alien even onto yourself! die a young and beautifull hero or survive to become the vilain such is the fate that awaits all who are born to be great!"

fucking hell i need to go and hug Sasha, the light to my darkness the cool to my fire the yang to my ying my counterweight, that keeps me balanced!

MC: Yo Bella!
Bella: yes faggot?
MC: i think i am in love with the most beautifull woman in the world!
Bella: Really? about fucking time you limp dick!
MC: She as eyes as deep as the ocean where i would willingly drown myself!
Bella: Ohhh, please do tell me more!
MC: her skin is the softness of silk but alive and warm, with an heat that reaches into my soul!
Bella: i am getting the tingles, please do not stop!
MC: Her face as the beauty and purity of the mountains where one can open up and trully breath!
Bella: fucking hell i am getting horny!
MC: her body is the promiss of eternal Bliss in a single embrace
MC: that even tough it might only last but for a moment it will be forever eternal in my memory and in my heart!
Bella: FUCKING HELL! TAKE ME NOW, MAKE ME YOURS!
MC. Bella....
Bella: Ask me anything!
MC: you think Sasha would agree to go out with me if i asked?
Bella: *schocked* I hope you die of cancer you worthless piece of shit and be sent to hell to suffer forever!
Mc: yeah yeah, love your sense of humour and you are like totally my best friend... but what about Sasha?
Bella: *sobbing* why do i keep doing this to myself *sobbing*
MC: come here let me hug you, that is how i know you trully a friend! you feel within your heart my angst!
Bella: i hate the reason why you are hugging me, and yet there is nothing i value more in this world!
MC: OH MY GOOD SASHA LOOKING AT US... QUICK ACT COOL!

I was in another Forum but I felt something wrong so I had to return

so this is where it was coming from

Brothers can you not see what Warscared is doing

this is not just one of his attacks

he is training getting warmed up for the waifu war

 

[Ahx]

Cyrus : *Wakes up from a dream, giving out a big gasp*...Oh! My God!...I-I lost Summer, I l-lost everything. *Whimpers*...it s-shouldn't have been h-her...*Sobs*

*The next day*

Cyrus : *Wakes up suddenly*...Oh! My God!...T-That was Summer!...I-I lost her...again. I lose h-her every fucking d-day. It's unbearable. *Sobs*

*Stopped crying*...I think I need to go jack off. Yes, that should be able to help me with this extreme sadness.

*Gets up from bed*

..Shit! My back! Must be the cold weather...Even though I lost all the interest and pleasure in doing anything long ago, I'm sure I can still do it, thought I don't want to.

*Goes to the bathroom*

This is not gonna stop me, not this pain inside my soul and my muscle.

Now let's get my hand on this bitch. Getting the pants down now.

...still getting the pants down!

Am I this slow? or Do I suddenly have all the time in the universe?...*Smash*..Shit! I hit my head into something in this darkness again! And it was totally intentional!...Totally.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND DAMMIT!

Okay, pants down, now, let's imagine the best girl and be done with it...now concentrate and concentrate...*body shakes a little* ... ... Since when I am this much weak?! Must be because of my weight loss which occurred for no apparent reason.

I can't even concentrate on anything other than Summer!...Don't worry. It's just a momentary lapse.

YES!...let's talk dirty, that should help. Cyrus, shake that flaccid cock of yours till there is no room left in your hand. Yes...stroke it! Up and down and up and down even though it looks like it'd take an hour to get it up, don't give up!

* Toothbrush holder falls down...then something else and BANG!*

Nami : * Takes off her headset*

...Hmmm?... ... ...

* Puts her headset back on *
...

* WHACK*

Nojiko : NAMI! KEEP IT DOWN!
...

Yes stroke it nice and slow.
Ignore all this tiredness and pain overwhelming your body.
Even ignore that gloomy ghost staring at you from the mirror.
Finally!
YEAH!
I'M IN THE...VERGE OF...

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*SLAMS DOOR* *SLAMS DOOR*

Nami : GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING HOURS YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TURN ON THE LIGHT. DID YOU FUCKING LOSE IT THIS TIME?!...HUH? DON'T MAKE ME KICK THE DOOR OPEN. GET-THE-FUCK-OUT!

Cyrus : JESUS! I could've sworn I was almost in the verge of getting it up. Damn it! Cheeto-head!