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Becca: Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?
Missy: That was hot. Too bad we can't really strip too much further with the boys here.
Roxxy: Or...We always have the swimming pool.
Becca:...Last one there is a rotten egg!
Mitchel:....I think we are out of ear shot.
Ryan: Well, we should probably follow them.
Bruce: I know, this is the hottest shit I've ever seen, and I'm not missing it.
Ryan: What? No!....I mean, yes, but more importantly Drunk women around pools sounds like a really dangerous combination.
Mitchel: Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Ryan: Am I the only one that still has blood going to my brain? Come on.
(To Be continued)
Missy: That was hot. Too bad we can't really strip too much further with the boys here.
Roxxy: Or...We always have the swimming pool.
Becca:...Last one there is a rotten egg!
Mitchel:....I think we are out of ear shot.
Ryan: Well, we should probably follow them.
Bruce: I know, this is the hottest shit I've ever seen, and I'm not missing it.
Ryan: What? No!....I mean, yes, but more importantly Drunk women around pools sounds like a really dangerous combination.
Mitchel: Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Ryan: Am I the only one that still has blood going to my brain? Come on.
(To Be continued)
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Mitchel: Okay, they haven't spotted us yet.
Ryan: We should probably go out there and get them back in. Don't want anyone drowning or slipping and breaking their skull.
Mitchel: Except if we do that they'll know we were watching them, and be in major trouble.
Bruce: I'm just fine watching them from here.
Ryan: Of course you are. And you mind facing your pocket rocket away from my bum?
Bruce: Whoop, sorry.
Mitchel: Well should we even go out there? They are drunk and clearly not acting normal.
Ryan: Well that's also the reason why we should go out there.
Bruce: Look if they aren't acting normal, then let's just let them Sober up and we can just watch.
Ryan: Dude, your making way too easy to be the responsible one in this situation.
Bruce: Well even Mitchel said that trying to convince three drunk moms to come back inside might be a tough sell
Ryan: We should still try.
Bruce: Okay, what if we just call them from your window to come back in, that way it seems like we never followed them.
Ryan: And increase the slipping hazard for them? No way.
Mitchel: Did it just get dark?
Bruce: It's night, of course it's dark dumbass.
Mitchel: No darker then before.
Bruce: Maybe it's a cloud.
Ryan:.......Uh Oh....
Becca, Roxy, Missy: OH BOYS!!!
RYAN: SHIT! MAYDAY MAYDAY, ABANDON SHIP!!!
(To be Continued)
(A little surealism for this Monday Evening. Hope you have a good night. Might or Might not have my next submission by either Tomorrow or Wednesday)
Ryan: We should probably go out there and get them back in. Don't want anyone drowning or slipping and breaking their skull.
Mitchel: Except if we do that they'll know we were watching them, and be in major trouble.
Bruce: I'm just fine watching them from here.
Ryan: Of course you are. And you mind facing your pocket rocket away from my bum?
Bruce: Whoop, sorry.
Mitchel: Well should we even go out there? They are drunk and clearly not acting normal.
Ryan: Well that's also the reason why we should go out there.
Bruce: Look if they aren't acting normal, then let's just let them Sober up and we can just watch.
Ryan: Dude, your making way too easy to be the responsible one in this situation.
Bruce: Well even Mitchel said that trying to convince three drunk moms to come back inside might be a tough sell
Ryan: We should still try.
Bruce: Okay, what if we just call them from your window to come back in, that way it seems like we never followed them.
Ryan: And increase the slipping hazard for them? No way.
Mitchel: Did it just get dark?
Bruce: It's night, of course it's dark dumbass.
Mitchel: No darker then before.
Bruce: Maybe it's a cloud.
Ryan:.......Uh Oh....
Becca, Roxy, Missy: OH BOYS!!!
RYAN: SHIT! MAYDAY MAYDAY, ABANDON SHIP!!!
(To be Continued)
(A little surealism for this Monday Evening. Hope you have a good night. Might or Might not have my next submission by either Tomorrow or Wednesday)
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oh god I can't unsee it...there is not enough bleach for my eyes!!!
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Anon: Roxxy? Is everything Okay? I called twice and you didn't answer. Hello? Ryan you there?......Where is everyone?
Anon: Hello??? Is anyone else around.......God Damnit, Becca, Again? Okay, where would 3 inebriated women be?
Anon: I swear every time she brings this stuff over they can't control themselves. If I find them I...
Mitchel: SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP ME!!!!
Anon's eyes open as he sees Mitchel's arm reaching out to anything before being pulled through the corridor.
Anon: Uh-oh...
(To Be continued)
(Need an easy one before I get working on the next entry.)
Anon: Hello??? Is anyone else around.......God Damnit, Becca, Again? Okay, where would 3 inebriated women be?
Anon: I swear every time she brings this stuff over they can't control themselves. If I find them I...
Mitchel: SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP ME!!!!
Anon's eyes open as he sees Mitchel's arm reaching out to anything before being pulled through the corridor.
Anon: Uh-oh...
(To Be continued)
(Need an easy one before I get working on the next entry.)
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