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- Mar 31, 2023
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Popping the champagne too soonI'm trying to come up with euphemisms for cumming in your pants. I came up with these:
Baby battered your briefs
Jizzed your Jockeys
Spermed your Speedos
Creampied your crotch
Painted your pants with the kids
Thoughts? Suggestions?
There she blows
Well aren't you a quick draw
Fastest gun int the west
I suppose small bombs do have small fuses
Small and fast like Speedy Gonzales
Fastest man alive