iHellraiser

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Somewhere in the galaxy, DC is resting in his luxury bed getting bjs and eating pizza.


Random Discord Admin: DC, you should see this

*sends him a screenshot of the abandoned tag*

DC: Don't worry I've got this...

*proceeds to turn on the PC with his dick, look for the game demo file, make some small fixes for a few minutes*
DC: Finished

*Post the update on the patreon page*

Random Discord Admin: DC, are you sure this will work?

DC: Ps, obviously, they are so stupid that they will continue to believe me after this update.
 

Anomaly33

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Does darkcookies care about f95? No. Why would they? This is, at the end of the day, a piracy forum. Don't like it, tell someone who cares.

We don't need 1500+ pages of whinging about how DC is "milking" their community. It doesn't serve any purpose.
The purpose is not to speak to the developer directly, but hopefully wake people up to the fact that they're scamming the supporters and either prevent them from being scammed or encourage them to stop being scammed if they're a patron already. Calling out shitty practices is ALWAYS worthwhile and still will be 10,000 pages from now
 

ComixFan

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My guess is Dark Cookie is REALLY taking a hit on Patroen as far as donors is concerned, So he had to release "something" to stop the bleeding. This version is "1080p" compared to "480p". Open the old version and you'll see it's square instead of full screen like the "new" release. He should have started the conversion process MANY years ago (at least 5 years).

I like the changes, but it's nowhere near and actual release, it's more of a demo, Very grind-y too. I spend at least 2 hours and only unlocked 7 of 24 Jenny Cookie Jar replays, and only 1 of 4 characters listed in the Cookie Jar.

Lots of sleeping in order to advance the story. Jenny's story seem "stuck" at "now I'll be able to connect to her laptop. It'll give you error you can't escape (Esc) out of, you can only back out of it using Page Up.
 

D2K

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Does darkcookies care about f95? No. Why would they? This is, at the end of the day, a piracy forum. Don't like it, tell someone who cares.
i don't for a second believe it's a coincidence he decided to piecemeal this update the day it got the abandoned tag. clearly something happened for him to scrap his original idea of dropping a fat pre tech update, which he was "building" for years.
 
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Someflares

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Wow. This is a massacre. All I know about the game is that I played it once and didn't turn off notifications.
F for those who paid and waited for the update.
 

TwoHeavens

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Anything interesting in this update or are we just waiting for them to put all the old stuff back into this new system?
Nothing new and im guessing there wont be for at least a year if the dev is actually consistent and updates every two months like they say they will, doubt it though.
 
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zepovik1

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My guess is Dark Cookie is REALLY taking a hit on Patroen as far as donors is concerned, So he had to release "something" to stop the bleeding. This version is "1080p" compared to "480p". Open the old version and you'll see it's square instead of full screen like the "new" release. He should have started the conversion process MANY years ago (at least 5 years).

I like the changes, but it's nowhere near and actual release, it's more of a demo, Very grind-y too. I spend at least 2 hours and only unlocked 7 of 24 Jenny Cookie Jar replays, and only 1 of 4 characters listed in the Cookie Jar.

Lots of sleeping in order to advance the story. Jenny's story seem "stuck" at "now I'll be able to connect to her laptop. It'll give you error you can't escape (Esc) out of, you can only back out of it using Page Up.
He shouldn't have started the conversion at all imo. It would be better to finish the game FIRST, and then maybe, I mean MAYBE, think about reworking it. Seriously, who asked for a 1080p mode that doesn't really add anything in terms of content and will take him 3-4 years to finish? Or even more.
 

dukeigthorn

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Have they ever said what engine they are using now? or did they do a new one up from scratch? Either way this is no longer a renpy game specifically.
 

Wipp

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The huge wave of excitement I felt only to be immediately killed upon launching the game and seeing 90% of the content gone. It's honestly hilarious considering how long it's been since the last update. Maybe I'll check back in in another 18 months and see how if the game has even half its content returned
 

Corbous1

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He shouldn't have started the conversion at all imo. It would be better to finish the game FIRST, and then maybe, I mean MAYBE, think about reworking it. Seriously, who asked for a 1080p mode that doesn't really add anything in terms of content and will take him 3-4 years to finish? Or even more.
Hell yeah. So DC said, "We're gonna update the game. Toss out all this content and then slowly add it back into game." I'd say it'd be an episode of Whu happened? if it wasn't clearly being done to keep patreon dollars rolling.

What's funny is if I remember my last playthrough the game's story seemed like it was basically finished. So maybe the game seemed like it was 60-70% percent done. At least the mobster's daughter stuff. They needed to update Roxxy's and Debbie's stuff. Plus add in the coach's, nerd girl, lifeguard, hall monitor, and some others I'm probably forgetting, but it seemed like the mobster stuff was done and the prom stuff needed to be added.

I tend to be less cynical then others in this thread about these things, but to spend all this time with no update and have so much of the game taken out? Are you kidding me?

Then again, it's not my money going to him. It just seems like spending resources in the wrong place. I didn't need a 1080p mode. But I care a lot more to get more story and characters.
 
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iHellraiser

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He shouldn't have started the conversion at all imo. It would be better to finish the game FIRST, and then maybe, I mean MAYBE, think about reworking it. Seriously, who asked for a 1080p mode that doesn't really add anything in terms of content and will take him 3-4 years to finish? Or even more.
It's pretty simple. He's scared. the abandoned tag might have been like a warning sign for him, he doesn't wanna lose his golden cow, wanna keeps milking his followers and in an act of impulse, he put this wannabe update.
 
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"releasing our progress every 2 months"
Alright, I hope you make good progress. :(

If we're lucky, maybe in two years we'll get as much content as before—yes, no new content.
 
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NeoBear78

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I could be wrong and I hope I am but is the only actual new scene the remake of going down on Jenny? everything else just seems recycled... funny shit yo.
 
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