Anyone have any theories to how the Yui ritual in FGO is gonna go? My hope honestly is that their split off into pairs and have to mate and climax at the same time to succeed in the quest. Asuna and Kirito try but fail because of Kirito’s premature ejaculation problem and Liz finally gets a taste of Inoda to start her own corruption. They then realize if they want Yui to be the result Asuna needs to be mother and to make that happen Kirito very shamefully has to ask Inoda to pair up with Asuna instead. Making it the first time he is aware that they do something together. This result succeeds and Yui comes out but now he not recognizes Asuna as mama and Inoda as papa which given her character in the shows makes her alienate anyone else trying to get between them. This leads to Asuna and Inoda “pretending” to be a couple in front of Yui and might even force Kirito to sleep elsewhere while Inoda and Asuna get it on and this all okay because the narrative the whole 2nd arc has been about is “it’s happening in game so it’s not real, whatever happens here is all pretend”. Either that or just straight up start of with Asuna and Inoda together they fuck one time succeed while Liz and Kirito pair up but fail because Kirito is lackluster. Same result Yui is born but recognizes Inoda as papa instead of Kirito which should lead to a lot of juicy scenes later on.
Yes, it is obvious that Asuna and Inoda will go to one aisle, and Kirito and Liz to the other. Like Husband and Wife have different paths to go through. And since Asuna is more of a healer in this game, Inoda will say that he will help Asuna pass in invisibility. And during the fight, we will see how Inoda fucks Asuna in all corners. I don't really like it, it's still better when they're right behind Kirito's back. There will be a special room at the end of the path, but Kirito will be turned off from the game and Inoda will accept the heavy burden of fatherhood with humility.
And as for who Yui recognizes as a father, I don't know what will happen. This is a game, so everyone will get a notification and Kirito should immediately find out that everything went wrong as planned. And in fact, Kirito should have a choice
1."Oh, well, if that's what happened, then okay, the main thing is that Yui will come back"
2."What kind of shit is this, I have to be Yui's father."
And so far, this choice will not affect anything, like all the choices in the game. Perhaps Kirito will not receive a notification and Asuna will lie to him that everything is fine, "you are Kirito's father." Well, a couple of phrases may change depending on the choice. So I can't think of how Fujino will implement all this...