Come on guys.. Let's get back on topic and start arguing/discussing what REALLY matters.. What foods (other than EVIL Marmite) should appear in the game, and which ones would be useable for the SEXIEST scenes.
1) Chocolate Chip Cookies: still in the lead as you get both the cookies and Dough as options (and I'm the one writing this).
2) Honey: mmm sticky sweetness. This option has taken a surprise 2nd place for how recently it appeared on the list. The sticky joy has many options both in and out of the shower, but hasn't been able to beat COOKIES yet (because I still love Cookies).
3) Peanut Butter: surprise third place, though the can be issues with Allergies, and people's mouth's being stuck closed.
4) Cakes and cake batter: while good this one just doesn't reach the AWESOMENESS of Chocolate Chip Cookies (because I said so
). The batter IS good for careful placement around the body, but doesn't give the sticky joy of Honey, or smear-ability of cookie Dough.
5) Bananas: these are far to limiting.
6) Various fruits and berries: While tasty Strawberry is the leader in this category (and Bananas could be included here), these yummy goodies tend to be more limited (Bananas are separate because they can be used more imaginatively).
7) As yet unlisted options: Included so that others might make suggestions (and to push Marmite further down the list. New suggestions are welcome, but they will NEVER defeat the pure joy that is Chocolate Chip Cookies in all their forms.
583) Marmite: added to avoid a revolt from the rare lovers of the icky nasty EVIL stuff.
Sorry if this offended anyone, but that stuff is yuck and many other inappropriate words.
Ok, discussion on the order of my list (and if other items should be added) is now open. The only Rules are that Chocolate Chip Cookies MUST remain on top.
Also Marmite may NEVER move higher than ANYTHING else.
Just an attempt to bring us back to important (crazy/silly) things.
Edit: for new/confused people: The Chocolate Chip cookies, and later Food discussion began with Patreon's insanity and Deem's need to remove the MC Pill's from the game. It has grown to become a (hopefully) humorous part of this thread while we wait on the next update. I have no idea who started this (ducking and dodging rotten fruit). I also don't know who kept it going and growing (runs and hides).