I don't want to write a review for this game. I really really want to give it 5 stars, but at the moment I just can't.
The animations and texts are really like this
And there are lots of them! This game really delivers when it comes to adult content, I can't stress this enough.
Although, I guess some texts are a legacy of an older era where MC isn't banished instantly. For example it makes no sense for her to worry about what the people at the court will think. Bitch, you're exiled already. Also the prose is just a tiny bit too purple for my taste, but that's minor.
Sadly, the rest of the game is less than perfect. I see some of the criticisms have been raised ITT, but I'll reiterate some.
Some parts of of the game is really annoyingly opaque. It took me a while to figure out that I could boost my troops in battle, then it took some more time to figure out the rules for the boost. The same was for bonding with species not native to the garden. And I still don't understand what RP and BEvt stand for (relationship points and... nope, I'm lost).
The worst offender currently is the rest mechanic. You get 5 actions per turn, and when you exhaust those, you need to click on the map, then the home region, then the garden, then the house, then rest AND THEN THE GAME ASKS WHETHER I AM SURE?? NO! I have no actions left, so my only possible action is to sleep, but I am really not sure. And then when I wake up, I have to click on the map again, and navigate to where I've stopped last time. This is really, really, really crappy UX. It would be good to be able to return home in 1 click, and ideally rest in 1 click without returning home at all.
Organizing the royal army is also... frustrating, with my only available actions being expel from the roster and add to the end of the roster. This would be fine if the order of the units did not matter, but it does. First two units are glued to the last two in battle, so if I want to change units 3-6, I have to kick and re-add 7-8 as well. Really annoying. At least you can do some rearrangement before battle, thanks for that.
So yeah, really wouldn't be able to 5 star this one, not while being honest with myself.