I've read some replies; not all of them admittedly. And I still feel like an American watching a soccer game!
Please if someone is kind enough to elaborate how to play this game to a toddler level noob who DOESN'T know what "deck", "in play", "shuffle", "your hand", or any of the other basic terms in the card game genre means, that would be most appreciated.
Now, to make you laugh even harder, dear reader, I'd list my "experience with card games":
- I play Freecell on expert level - this one I CAN play! Took me a lot to get there though!
- MineSweeper- wait, this isn't a card game!
- No frigging idea what the table, card, adventure, die/dice based, dungeon and dragons or whatever, thingy means. How it is played. Or any other information about it. If this game requires a dungeon master, then mine came without one! *IN my best Karen voice* Can I please speak to this game's manager?