- Jun 20, 2017
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Oh no! There is a tense, potentially deadly and time-critical situation happening at the PAGODA. To resolve it, you will need...A BUTTER KNIFE. Apart from the GENERAL STORE that stocks everything from phosphorus grenades to high-end lingerie, you have free access to the kitchens of 4 different households, the CARGO SHIP and the BREAKFAST RESTAURANT. So clearly, the best way to find a BUTTER KNIFE is this:And puzzles! Don't forget puzzles!
- Go to the remote corner of the CREEK that was made accessible by a freak tornado at the beginning of the update.
- Burn down a random shrub.
- Underneath, you will find a RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE.
- Go to the GENERAL STORE and buy a RIGHT BOOT.
- Run back and forth in the CARGO SHIP until you find a SILVER COIN.
- Together with the LEFT BOOT you found under a rock somewhere in the last update, a BASIC CONTAINER and the SILVER COIN, the GREEN FAIRY who lives in your inventory can create a PAIR OF BOOTS.
- Go to the other part of the CREEK where your progress was hindered so far, and use your new boots to kick the Komodo Dragon. The small hollow he was protecting contains STEEL WOOL and 1/3 of a chest key. It's also yet another entry into the CAVE SYSTEM that spans most of the game's map.
- The GREEN FAIRY can turn your RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE, STEEL WOOL, a BASIC CONTAINER and the bottle of ACETONE you found at the BANK 3 updates ago into a BUTTER KNIFE.
Well done. Enjoy your contrived orgy scene where the naive and sheltered GIRL NEXT DOOR will happily suck your cum out of the asshole of the rich BUSINESSWOMAN who both of you met for the first time yesterday.
Not a bad thing, but you can't deny they're getting formulaicYou say all this like that's a bad thing