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stonegate8

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Apr 20, 2020
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Conceptually this game has potential. Unfortunately the current build is... pre-alpha. It's very crude. None of the women have genitals, all of the animations are wooden... I'm not sure what the dev was thinking with those pop-ups, but they are gone in the next version so it's fine. The dialogue was so rough it was almost offensive. "I want to be a raper when I grow up like you Dad" What the fuck? That's a quote from one of the young goblins to his father. The gameplay is very primitive. You can just straight leap over your enemies heads. Hit registration is atrocious. This game needs months upon months of polish. I love goblin tropes but this one was painstaking. sorry i hate giving negative reviews but goddamn
 

jaxhole999

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Jan 8, 2020
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I know I dont have the latest PC, but the lag on my system is absolutely terrible. Unplayable. No options to reduce quality as far as I can tell.
 

Deleted member 1017199

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I know I dont have the latest PC, but the lag on my system is absolutely terrible. Unplayable. No options to reduce quality as far as I can tell.
No surprise there too many developers just forego optimizing their games just to come up with a release and with the demand for next gen graphics everyone is just trying to make their games look as pretty as possible. I don't know much about this dev but there are plenty out there that do this. Also it doesn't help that UE, from what I've read, isn't a very optimized engine itself.
 

fromamonsterspointofview

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Mar 4, 2018
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No surprise there too many developers just forego optimizing their games just to come up with a release and with the demand for next gen graphics everyone is just trying to make their games look as pretty as possible. I don't know much about this dev but there are plenty out there that do this. Also it doesn't help that UE, from what I've read, isn't a very optimized engine itself.
Well trust me I am more incompetent than you could possibly imagine :p My names Jack, my background is in private security nothing game related, started messing around with 3D modelling and games engines as a on again off again hobby 2 years ago, woke up one morning and thought imma make a porn game, doing updates keeps me motivated to keep learning and as mean as some people are on here, they are finding the bugs for me :p so incompetents + spare time+ lazy bug tester + porn game website = a game about goblins fucking girls :p well the start of one at least.
 

Ulijuy

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Jan 10, 2020
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The game is amazing for me but I have one question, how to handle the archers? and for some reason I would love to see a goblin trapper. Also, I found a bug at the gate on the second stage probably because of the dead bodies.
 
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KomischerKauz

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Oct 18, 2018
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Gnomes aren't inherently evil so they don't fit their rolls so well and I suppose trolls are too big to suit their purpose in games as much, I'm only guessing tho
Gnomes could also exist as criminal individuals, or "dark gnomes" or something like that. Trolls are mythologically available in different sizes. So you can be a bit more creative in the fantasy area.
 

pb_2006

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Feb 19, 2019
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since it would be unfair to review a first release, i let my 2 cents over here:

graphics are plain and absolutely not cuffing.
Fight system is more than bad.
Scene after you won the fight is just a blank white screen.

So far this is not even a Pre pre Alpha.

This should get a MASSIVE overhaul before even considered to be published at all - imho (no offence)

So far: uninstall and note for having a look again in a few months
you've taken word out of keyboard ;) I wanted to write the same thing

will be back to this post in sometime it not worth playing at current stage
 

Shas'O

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Feb 3, 2018
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You know, before I clicked the link, I was hoping I'd see a game of the MC barging into a cave full of shortstack thicc goblin MILFs and chicks, that did not happen.
 

FruitSmoothie

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Hmm, I'd say just from the screenshots, if possible, could you make the goblins and their cave more grungy/dirty? They're a bit too clean looking. Looking a bit more alien than goblin to me atm.

1. Needs an option to allow your character to always face the way the camera is facing regardless of what you're doing with the arrow keys, maybe on a toggle hotkey or make it happen automatically when in combat. This means the character would strafe or backpedal automatically when you go left/right/back. The current way is fine for movement but makes combat awkward. You need to control the camera and your character at the same time.
2. Needs audio options.
3. Needs camera control during sex scenes.
4. As mentioned, some attacks do damage too quickly and are unavoidable, and some are delayed far too much.
5. Broken shoulder girl looks like she's in pain.
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Overall not a lot here yet, meh.
 
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5.00 star(s) 2 Votes