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because im an idiot that forgot to change the blue print so that it only did it once on launch XD it wont be in future versions, its already gone.
Unreal Engine Abandoned The Goblin Cave [v0.03] [Jackcoon]
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Conceptually this game has potential. Unfortunately the current build is... pre-alpha. It's very crude. None of the women have genitals, all of the animations are wooden... I'm not sure what the dev was thinking with those pop-ups, but they are gone in the next version so it's fine. The dialogue was so rough it was almost offensive. "I want to be a raper when I grow up like you Dad" What the fuck? That's a quote from one of the young goblins to his father. The gameplay is very primitive. You can just straight leap over your enemies heads. Hit registration is atrocious. This game needs months upon months of polish. I love goblin tropes but this one was painstaking. sorry i hate giving negative reviews but goddamn
Let's just call it a proof of concept for now. I really like the concept there are very few adult games I played where you get to fuck defeated enemies instead having to lose to see smut. Best of luck to the dev
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I know I dont have the latest PC, but the lag on my system is absolutely terrible. Unplayable. No options to reduce quality as far as I can tell.
No surprise there too many developers just forego optimizing their games just to come up with a release and with the demand for next gen graphics everyone is just trying to make their games look as pretty as possible. I don't know much about this dev but there are plenty out there that do this. Also it doesn't help that UE, from what I've read, isn't a very optimized engine itself.
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Well trust me I am more incompetent than you could possibly imagine
My names Jack, my background is in private security nothing game related, started messing around with 3D modelling and games engines as a on again off again hobby 2 years ago, woke up one morning and thought imma make a porn game, doing updates keeps me motivated to keep learning and as mean as some people are on here, they are finding the bugs for me so incompetents + spare time+ lazy bug tester + porn game website = a game about goblins fucking girls well the start of one at least.
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Gnomes aren't inherently evil so they don't fit their rolls so well and I suppose trolls are too big to suit their purpose in games as much, I'm only guessing tho
The game is amazing for me but I have one question, how to handle the archers? and for some reason I would love to see a goblin trapper. Also, I found a bug at the gate on the second stage probably because of the dead bodies.
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Gnomes could also exist as criminal individuals, or "dark gnomes" or something like that. Trolls are mythologically available in different sizes. So you can be a bit more creative in the fantasy area.
Now I'm going to have to make a game where the garden gnomes come in at night and rape the inhabitants of the house.
you've taken word out of keyboard
I wanted to write the same thing will be back to this post in sometime it not worth playing at current stage
Oh shit this needs pregnancy and management, wow we must be in front of something great
You know, before I clicked the link, I was hoping I'd see a game of the MC barging into a cave full of shortstack thicc goblin MILFs and chicks, that did not happen.
Bro i hope you add pregnancy and a pregnancy system this could be a legendary game.
Better question, why not have males at the helm? I would play the shit out of a game where men get cornholed to death. ...So would goblins.
Hmm, I'd say just from the screenshots, if possible, could you make the goblins and their cave more grungy/dirty? They're a bit too clean looking. Looking a bit more alien than goblin to me atm.
1. Needs an option to allow your character to always face the way the camera is facing regardless of what you're doing with the arrow keys, maybe on a toggle hotkey or make it happen automatically when in combat. This means the character would strafe or backpedal automatically when you go left/right/back. The current way is fine for movement but makes combat awkward. You need to control the camera and your character at the same time.
2. Needs audio options.
3. Needs camera control during sex scenes.
4. As mentioned, some attacks do damage too quickly and are unavoidable, and some are delayed far too much.
5. Broken shoulder girl looks like she's in pain.
Overall not a lot here yet, meh.
1. Needs an option to allow your character to always face the way the camera is facing regardless of what you're doing with the arrow keys, maybe on a toggle hotkey or make it happen automatically when in combat. This means the character would strafe or backpedal automatically when you go left/right/back. The current way is fine for movement but makes combat awkward. You need to control the camera and your character at the same time.
2. Needs audio options.
3. Needs camera control during sex scenes.
4. As mentioned, some attacks do damage too quickly and are unavoidable, and some are delayed far too much.
5. Broken shoulder girl looks like she's in pain.
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Overall not a lot here yet, meh.
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