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Most definitely. Hi dad, whack. I wonder how the elves would have thought of that approach?
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Hehe yup.
I also find it kind of amusing...it's just a circle-jerk shitshow of events really...let me explain in detail as don't think it's been discussed much before:
1. Parents don't want us involved. Assign us a bodyguard/protector.
2. Said bodyguard/protector in reality, constantly fails to do her job as she is never fucking around.
3. Never being around, is a root cause for their relationship issues.
4. Root cause for relationship issues is not being around, because our bodygaurd constantly lies to us about where she is/what her job is.
5. Daddy gets kidnapped....first thing mom thinks of is to get us home. (this could be daddy/templat protocol).
6. Therefore, she must assume we would be in real danger. So...isn't that what our bodyguard is for...just a thought...
7. Say we get home (no mercenary accident etc)...what would mom tell us? Oh darling...you're father been kidnapped...
8. Uhh wow mom...why would anyone kidnap someone who put's LED's into televisions? *wierd shrug face*
9. Oh well..son...you see...what it is...then...well how do I put this...
10. So, in reality, whatever happened, we would have found out the truth. So, in that case, why get the numpty Paul to pick us up...when mom may as well just got Kaija to do it...you know...what her actual job is...
Seems for the most part, protecting us is actually a side-gig for Kaija....
+10 Respect from Medb and Mab lol.
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I imagine Medb would have shown a nice smile
It's fine thought, it would just have shown that the MC is not another lapdog of the templars.
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It's not that (my) MC enjoys being angry. It's just difficult to remain calm when constantly surrounded, cajoled and aggrovated by self centered idiots and assholes. Jus' Sayin'
Some punching was absolutely called for. Oh, and toss in that elf bitch that I'm supposedly gonna get the hots for... Yeah, you know... the one that started all this shit? Definitely some punching... hehe
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Paul had to pick him up because Kaija was off world but I get your point. 10 interesting questions.
Poor Ceolag has some explaining to do
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I was thinking some spanking for Medb myself. Followed by some poundingIt's not that (my) MC enjoys being angry. It's just difficult to remain calm when constantly surrounded, cajoled and aggrovated by self centered idiots and assholes. Jus' Sayin'
Some punching was absolutely called for. Oh, and toss in that elf bitch that I'm supposedly gonna get the hots for... Yeah, you know... the one that started all this shit? Definitely some punching... hehe
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No, we don't want. Let us have good games without incest, please. There're enough with that fetish around who're good too. No need to destroy an AVN with unneeded fetishes.
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Yeah I also understand that...but what is the chameleon's actual job? Off-world doing templar shizz...or protecting us? Can't do both I'm afraid. Also, given how quickly Kaija got her ass back...my point still stands doesn't it...just call Kaija....who is suppoosed to be our bodyguard...Paul had to pick him up because Kaija was off world but I get your point. 10 interesting questions.
Poor Ceolag has some explaining to do
Not some dumb ass chauffer who can't see a huge SUV heading for him.
Trem..I like you...but did I really need to put the /s after my comment? Seriously? C'mon...
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Well to be fair Josh...we don't know her. She could have a lovely personality if you spent some time holding her hand and softy stroking her ears while getting to know her....
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I think once we see her away from the Templars she may be a lot nicer. She does like humans, I think it is mainly Templars she has an issue with. She wanted them ended after all. I will of course take one for the team and offer myself to spend some time with her alone in a bedroom with room service for a week. Some one has to sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
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Make it after the 24th if you can GoA....that suite booked in my name till the 23rd....
Just sayin...
The issue is, she is an elf, so she might not like your insult using your old grumpy aussie body ... just saying.... you might realize you are not up to her standard and select the next in line....
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Hm, from what we know Medb started nothing.Oh, and toss in that elf bitch that I'm supposedly gonna get the hots for... Yeah, you know... the one that started all this shit? Definitely some punching... hehe
The mercs which attacked weren't working for the elves (likely the faction which works with the hellspawn), succubus attack ..well bad luck i guess and we don't know who was responsible for abduction the old man (one of the queens i guess), but well, occupational hazard.
You can blame Medb for her bitchy first impression as ambassador...but well, dealing with the templars even for a few days and nearly getting robed of some legendary sword by none less than one of their leaders, i can understand where her shitty attitude towards them comes from...imagine dealing with them for decades or centuries...
I wouldn't be against to give her ass same slaps thought, it's worth the risk
Yep, she is doing an absolutely shitty job as bodyguard/protector.
-We know she's away very often, so bad luck if something happens to the MC.
-Merc attack, pure luck the MC survived until she came, 'poor' Paul didn't have so much luck.
-Directly after being attacked, you would assume she wouldn't let the MC unprotected again...yet he gets attackt by a succubus the next evening, no sign of her, again pure luck he survived.
-Neverwhere, we were told several times how dangerous it is, that we are not prepared and wouldn't survive alone and she's getting a direct order to protect the MC there.
Kaija at the first sign of enemies ''I'm off fighting hellspawn, you can run to the next portal alone''
MC: not knowning shit about Neverwhere, nor the city, can't defend himself, has not even a weapon, has no idea where the next portal even is...
I mean, can you suck even more at being a bodyguard ?
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I'm not called Grumpy the Sex Guru for nothing I'll have you know
You know Billy the Kid was not a kid too....I'm not called Grumpy the Sex Guru for nothing I'll have you know