VN - Ren'Py - Completed - The Professor [v3.4] [Pixieblink]

If you enjoyed Leisure Suit Larry games, this game is for you. The developer has the same quirky humor and creates similarly hilarious characters and scenes. I think the criticisms about lack of story really miss the point. You could say exactly the same of the Laffer games. This is a tongue in cheek romp, that doesn't take the characters or itself too seriously.

The art and renders are unique and pretty darned good. The graphic quality and animation of one of the earliest developed characters is on the weak side compared to the newer ones. My understanding is that PB recognizes she needs some tuning up, and is planning to do just that. I am adding the fifth star because, frankly, his record of updating and addressing player concerns is good.

PB is very funny. I think he really gets a kick out of making this game. And that's a really good sign.

This game is funny and has nice renders, but that's all there is. If you want to have a quick fap, this is a nice game. But if you're looking for a storyline or character development, this is not the game for you.

I had an enjoyable time and the game has a decent amount of content as of now. Not sure if I will revisit the game to play every version as they come out, but I will at the very least check it out again in the future.

Neither the renders/models nor the jokes are amazing, but it has good sexual scenes and the humour made me smile a few times. The quality of the animations is not consistent; sometimes they're awkward and clunky, sometimes they are really good though. Be careful to actually watch them to completion, some animated scenes go on for like a minute (and include the whole thing from foreplay to cumshot), and if you click the mouse button once you skip over them completely.

Out of all the games that take an over-the-top comedic approach it is certainly among the better ones and worth playing in the current version (2.6)

This VN is hilarious.

It was written with tongue firmly in cheek and should not be taken seriously. Lots of laughable content, and animations that can be either short or very long. But for best enjoyment don't skip the animation sequences (even though parts of them may seem repetitive).

The developer's description is dead accurate, and worth a play if you want some humor.

OK, i'm here just to mark it five stars. This game is not five stars, but its fun, enjoyablem with lots of animations and sometimes humor. Yes, there is no story "between" the scenes, but there are A LOT OF scenes with a lot of content and sometimes humor. Its not five, but it isnt three as well, and everything is going to the point where total mark would downfall to three stars. But this game is deserves better.

It's really bad.

Story is almost non existent, writing is subpar, sex scenes writing is especially bad, it is just few lines of "ooooohhhhh", "mmmmmmmmh" and scene is done.

Visuals are average, there are animations, some are good, but sex scenes ones are just bad, just 1 or 2 seconds loops, with different angles.

This game is WEIRD, like super weird! The characters are all complete idiots, freaks and all look like total weirdos! Despite that it's pretty entertaining. The renders are reasonably nice, nothing groundbreaking, but they don't hurt my eyes to look at either. My biggest gripe is the resolution on the animations, they're all at *maybe* 720p, low enough to look really grainy on a 1440p monitor. The animations themselves are actually not bad, pretty smooth, but pretty janky in terms of the actual movement. It's worth a play if you've got the time, and hopefully the dev will improve with time.

I like it to be honest. Not everyone is looking for a detailed story all the time. I hope more girls will be added soon. I love the fact that the updates are in a reasonable timeframe. There are some really good games out there but it takes months for each update and once you open it again sometimes it kinda hard to connect yourself back to the story.

The animations were really wonky and the game game play was repetitive with weird sound effect. there were also really long drawn out animations that were so long, i legit skipped a few without meaning to, thinking they were still images.

I don't care what these people say. This game is amazing! "just for the hell-of-it visual novel...No deep story lines here, just non stop crazy action. This game is heavily animated." You delivered exactly what you promised and I love it. I agree this type of game and the characters is not for everyone, but if you do then you will absolutely love this game. The humour has got me laughing out loud plenty of times, I can tell you're having fun with it. Keep it up, Pixieblink! You're definitely on the right track here! Can't wait for more!

I enjoyed the game a lot. The animations are really exceptional. To date, they are the best I have ever seen. I hope more versions will come out. Thank you very much! Can't wait for the update! This game really deserves a sequel because the animations are so good.

Not much of a 'game' really, not even really a visual novel. More a collection of fairly static (static as in low on choices) scenes featuring the (fairly generic) theme of being a manipulative professor. If the scenes do it for you then that's great, the simplicity means you don't have to worry about wasting time to get to the good stuff. For me I felt the graphics were just sort of 'eh' and so it didn't do too much for me.

Just not my sort of thing.

The game can be enjoyed or not with very different results, depending on gamer tastes, this because the art is very peculiar and can be appreciated or not.

Art can be considered creepy, but not bad. Expressions and movements are natural but *strange*, I personally like the style a lot but I also understand the thinking of who says the characters are ugly. In my not large experience i currently know only one other author with similar art style

The gameplay is extremely simple so it is completely left to the gamer the choice of going through the story by reading it, or just unlocking fast all the content. I personally recommend to read the history, at moment there is nothing special in it but it probably gives more satisfaction understanding the characters personality while they are corrupted.

Don't expect riddles or rpg stuff about stats evolution, gaining points ecc, it is basically just click and (read and ) see

I am personally looking forward for the next games from this developer, hoping in similar content to be unlocked after some fatigue .

My first review ever but man oh man, how the heck did this get 4 1/2 Stars?

The Story? Non existent! - If you click on the walkthrough note in OP, you will understand quickly.
I tried to read the lines but after 3 cycles i just skipped all since its absolutely not interesting and i just wanted to get over with. Even if you are here just for the FAP, this game isnt worth it...


The renders? Maybe a 3 at best!

The animations? At best mediocre, but waaay to long!
The animation cycles are so long that you have to watch non interesting stuff for a good amount of time till you see something good. Between this there are a lot of camera switched to the face of MC while he looks like hes on crack and gets his dick sucked from his poodle...

Deleted the game after 30 or so minutes... What a waste of time.

One of those instances where the ratings, as numerous as they are, are misleading.

Pros

The main character is a douchebag and his wife cheated on him and left him, so the pro is for her getting away from the MC.

If you played the game based on the ratings, it's mercifully short on content so it won't take you long to regret your decision.

It appears to be made by someone who can speak English.

Cons

Annoying, very repetitive gameplay.

The most attractive character is the chubby girl who seems borderline retarded. The Vice Principal is the hottest but you can't even do anything with her yet.

These girls either look old as fuck or are creepily underdeveloped.

It's non-linear so every day you can choose who you want to corrupt which is boring and a shit way to tell a story.

It makes corrupting girls boring.

The dream sequences are well done, but annoying, especially when you consider that spending all of that time on those just delays moving the actual game forward.

Terrible, repetitive, sounds.

The animations are well-done, but rather than looping on something seamless they're like fifteen seconds long for something like a girl taking her shirt off. If she does have a shirt on and then in the next scene she doesn't, we can infer that she took her shirt off, we don't need an animated scene showing her removing her shirt. Pointless.

The few sex scenes that there are aren't very good.

The use of a mind control device to control women rather than using words and actions is lazy and completely unrewarding.

The dev's logo creeps me right the fuck out.

The writing is neither funny nor interesting.

It's version 2.1 and is seriously lacking in content.

Summation

I love corruption games, but this is garbage. It's not telling a new story, it's not putting a good spin on a well-worn story, its characters and situations aren't hot enough to make up for how crap it is, the characters are dull and underdeveloped, as is the story, and the writing is utterly pedestrian. Lowest common denominator shit.

Where to even begin with this one. From a technical perspective, there is the weird facial animations, awkward postures and the repetitive sound design, to begin with. But that barely scratches the surface of what is wrong with this game. The dialogue is poorly written, consisting out of the occasional "WTF??!", abundant typos, no attempt at punctuation. At a certain point, this is the dialogue: "THAT NIGHT YOU SLEEP POORLY", capped, followed by a "AND WAKEUP(sic) THE NEXT DAY STILL PISSED OFF".

Contentwise, it is clear this must be written from the perspective of an incel. The rampant homophobia, transphobia and whatnot. If you're looking for a game in which you want to look at the sad face of a balding man, this might be the game for you. Otherwise, I'd steer clear.

LoL it grew on me. It's not the best renders in quality or alignment, the plot is tongue in cheek ridiculous at times but, it's fast to play, the walkthrough on the main post here is accurate and funny (click on girls til no more storyline, click on different girl til no more storyline, etc), and fucking a girl who's chained to an apparatus is always fun. lol the look on her face when she gets it in the backdoor. I give it a four because of what it is, a quick to play game that's worked on regularly and doesn't take itself too seriously. What you see in the preview pics is what you get.
Update: Dropping a star, I still think it's an okay game but the content the last few months hasn't kept up with some of the earlier bondage ideas. Still a decent game, just not stellar especially at that render quality for that file size.

well timed updates (not life consuming intervals), one of the best fantasies out there in terms of perfection in execution. 5 stars out of 4.5, a more "keep up the good work" on graphics, sounds. and very good idea allowing player on whom to focus cheers and applauses!

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Okay, that's only useful for those who have played the game. For those who yet haven't, let's take a look at the story.

After a failed marriage and a slight inconvenience involving a female coworker in your former job as an HR manager at a fortune 500, you have become a teacher and student councillor at a small school for problem kids from well off families. Your life is pretty much always the same daily routine of sleep, work, watch TV, until you see the advertisement for a product on TV which will help you with your counselling skills.

But I am writing that as if it were of any importance. It isn't. This game doesn't have a real story and is proud of it. (Edit one year later: this part is not true anymore, a story, not even really uninteresting, though it is unimportant enough and completely fits the "B movie" vibe, that I do not feel there is a need to change this review besides this acknowledgement.) It is a B movie of virtual novels, if not further down the alphabet, and it revels in it. It is difficult to describe.

Graphics: this is where all the "rating" trouble starts. The graphics are at the same time of mediocre quality from a technical POV, as they are brilliant in overexaggerated posing and have quite a few smooth animations going for them. Many of the ladies you meet are completely unbelievable of course. And that is certainly intended to be the case.

Gameplay: well, actually there isn't really any. It's mostly a couple of interwoven Kinetic Novels with no real decisions. You can from time to time decide for what line you're going, but it doesn't make any difference. At least not as far as I've come so far, so maybe I'll have to correct it later.

Story: As you may have gathered already, there isn't a real "story" going on here, no plot except for getting yourself some steamy action with teens. As you also may have gathered, this game doesn't take itself seriously in the least, and thus is shock full of humor. Not the intellectual kind but the sheer puberty kind - without getting gross or stupid at the same time.

The story, the game, the setting, it revels in the incredible stupidity of itself and has a lot of fun with it. I cannot for me give this 5 stars, because as a game or as a novel it just falls short. Actually it doesn't because it doesn't aspire to be either. Still no five stars.

But unless you take your porn games serious and cannot live without deep characters or certain fetishes, I'd recommend very strongly that you'll give it a try. It's a very fun romp. And especially right now that's what we all need from time to time, right? (Actually, the game right now even mentions the whole Corona situation, which may not last, but manages to do it touchingly and still with a winking eye. This is absolutely great "bad writing").

In addition to including a range of my fetishes in this game, Pixieblink is funny, which is also one of my fetishes. Seriously, porn should have more comedy. There's no shortage of porn that takes itself ABSOLUTELY seriously, but this game doesn't, and that's a good thing. In addition to the plot and dialogue, the animation is also funny. Sometimes that animation is outright surreal, which is obviously intentional on the developer's part, and adds to the comedy. He's clearly burning up a GPU or two on that stuff. Some folks might not realize that he's playin' around. Such people suck donkey balls. The developer is also very responsive here on F95, and he cranks out updates regularly. 5/5 stars.

Edit: The update schedule has halved as the creator splits time working on another project, so -1 star for that. Also, some content has gone off the rails into NTR and malesub material which isn't to my taste. (Your interests may vary.) So -1 star for that.