So, I checked this out for the first time today.
File size 1.21 GB... First release October of 2018. Over a gigabyte, and 14 months in... I figure there must be a good amount of content with such a file size and over a year old? It's got 20 reviews and over 70 pages of people talking about this game. The reviews are sitting at 4.5 stars as well. The fella is making over a thousand bucks on Patreon too! This must be a fucking awesome game that I have yet to discover! Oh boy I must be in for a real treat tonight!
On the eve of the release of a few good games, like A Wife and Mother, and Jessica O'Neil's Hard News I think to myself... The people of f95 are pretty smart as a collective so I must be in for a wonderful game! So I downloaded it... read a couple of posts found a patch to fix the bugs, good thinking! ya, grabbed that incest patch to.... And download complete! Time to start fapping!
So, we got futa protagonist... She is kinda cute. Maybe this is a good game. Oh a cam girl too nice! Nice introduction, I like where this is going. Alright alright moving on... One character calls another a "<removed>" I'm like wait what? Alright moving on... Kinda suspicious that there wasn't at least a couple of Social Justice Warriors in those reviews shitting all over the game for using such a racial slur. Maybe they haven't gotten around to it yet? I'm not clutching my pearls here. (Foul language doesn't offend me) but I figured someone else would be highly offended/triggered by that.
Moving on... So there are choices... and choices... and more choices... Almost none of them actually change anything. A few are slipped in that make a change, such as what image you jerk off to, or if you choose to be cucked or do a dirty deed with a cop yourself. Maybe a couple of others, but it looks like at least 9 out of 10 choices are inconsequential and make no difference in dialogue or images at all. I guess that's fine.
I come across a sexy image... go to hit "H" to hide the chat bar... well shit it doesn't hide? Why would they do such a thing? Oh well moving on... That's a dick move buddy... but whatever I can look at the image in the game folder anyways.
So we are set up with this corrupt cop and this drug bust plot like maybe our sister is a drug dealer are gonna help her? are we gonna sell drugs too? Are we gonna take drugs? What do the drugs do? Because we go to jail over this shit, and this cop blackmails us so right near the start so this must be a central theme to the game... It's not... It's really not. At least not yet. We move on to "B plot"
What's "B plot" Well... B-plot is when we did that cam girl shit one the dudes that tipped us invited to "The Red Room" now we open that up, and exposition time... Basically our goal now is to win a million dollars by fucking our family on hidden camera... Okay... I'll do it. That's not a bad idea, I mean they are kinda hot. That's unreasonable for an adult game... Also, that's when the game starts to become a sandbox... Oh no...
So this chick I was spankin the monkey to at the start turns out to be my grandma... She don't like to be called grandma though... Also I'm moving in with her and so is my whole family for [reasons] I dunno? You tell me... Because it's Tuesday? Also... Never met my grandma before... and she is like a huge a porn star and has this hot chick with an eye patch as her maid... Alright I'll give it a shot. I mean they didn't come up with a good reason why we gotta move in with grandma, but whatever I'll move in with grandma. Grandma don't bake me no cookies... What the fuck? Grandma don't bake me a single cookie... I'm more offended by that than when my sister called my girlfriend a "<removed>!" Plus the girlfriend is hardly black at all... Maybe like 1/8 if that tops. probably less if any. Why the fuck won't grandma bake me cookies!? So what's grandma got for me then... My mom gets a car... Wow! I must something good too! A phone... some dirty pics of grandma on it... She don't look that old fuck it why not... Also Grandma is all like "ANYTHING YOU WANT I'LL DO IT BABY AND I MEAN ANYTHING" Bitch where is my cookies? Grandma aint baking no cookies... Get your ass in the kitchen in nothing but an apron and bake me some fucking cookies bitch! but she don't do that...
It wasn't tagged as a sandbox as many sandbox games are not for some reason... unsure why not? It is very much a sandbox game. So I go from room to room to room all empty rooms... click all around fuck I hate most sandboxes for this very reason... Finally find a person to talk to. Given the option "Spend time with this person?" and I do and nothing really happens and an hour passes... And I look at the menus and stuff and see a character list on there... And the relationship with them has risen from 0 to 0.5 out of 100... Are you fucking kidding me... Each person I gotta talk to 200 times to max out the relationship? 200... 200 fucking times... It's like the coder of this game was sitting there thinking to them self... "talk to each person 100 times to max out relationships? Nah fuck them you gotta click that motherfucker 200 times hahaha fuck those players now pay me bitches!" They couldn't even give a full 1 relationship point with each interaction. They chopped that shit in 2.
As a renpy developer / modder myself it wouldn't be difficult for me to go in and set all those relationships to 100 at the start or even make it go up by 5 points each click instead of 1/2 a point if I felt like a little grind, but not a lot. If I felt like it... I didn't feel like it though. Not gonna fuck with it unless I need to. Probably don't need to. So then get a to meet "my girlfriend" and it's not my girlfriend just some bimbo that wants me to wear a butt plug as a futa sits on my lap because she manages me now? They both manage me now wait what? 2 managers okay... Fuck it why not... Moving on...
So my actual girlfriend hits me up, and she is town with her mom, and her and her mom are taking dirty pictures for money... Alright fine whatever and fucking my girlfriends mom become a new objective now... Also, my girlfriend never ever puts out for me. Not even a quick lick of the dick... The fuck?
So after that very clear message from grandma about her wanting me to fuck her brains out... She also puts a nude photo of her on my wall baking something... Not cookies... Where the fuck are my cookies grandma!? I'm not fucking around! If this bitch don't give me some fucking cookies I'm gonna burn the house down... So she don't make me cookies... but she did offer "anything I want" so I figure sexual favor time...
And I walk around the house more looking for grandma... Watch a little movie with her, help a little with a massage, see her naked at the pool, go to her room in the morning... Still no cookies grandma where the fuck are my cookies? I'm about to hide her walker when I realize her maid with the eyepatch... ya she still got her eye and don't need the eye patch... What the fuck man? That's another one I figure the Social Justice Warriors would be on top of... Someone pretending to be disabled? Come on now... Where are those SJW at? Probably at there Granmda's house eating cookies grandma made for them when grandma won't make no fucking cookies... The fuck!?
moving on... so I go to every fuckign room all the fucking time and again and again and again over several days in the game... I'm like fuck this taking too long. I'm just gonna pop the image folder open and search for whatever scenes I missed, then finally get around to spanking the monkey... And I didn't miss anything at all. That was it. 14 months in, intro and like 2-3 scenes no sex...
also, before I closed it the missions are on timers that count down that are like a week or so. And it says it's gonna be game over if I can't complete the mission, but then the mission also says the mission is still in development.. so... ya? They really put a timer on your grind...
I liked some of the models. Pretty nice renders... The story is... "out there", you must suspend a bit of disbelief. All I wanted was some cookies... Grandma won't even bake any... When the grandma was like "anything you want any time you want it" I had my hopes up! Thought ya, we are getting into some action now! Not at all...
So I bust open a save file in save editor real quick after finding a few unused portraits (but no unused events)... And one of the chicks we haven't met yet is 10 years old girl named Elsa, look up her in the save edit info
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And the 10-year-old is set up for all the sex stuff in the future, although none of that content exists yet.
So this game is just a time bomb for now... Eventually, it will be banned from f95 if it continues to the path it has already built a framework for.
