Yeah, but what size do you usually use? A Blossfeldia Liliputana or a Giant Saguaro? Do you use them when they are still flowering? Is this a new fetish that should be added to F95 tags?
According to my Google Fu, the Cholla has the sharpest spines and can cause quite a lot of damage.
I am going to take a wild guess that squatting over one of those and riding it like the prickly bronco it is would cause my vagina just as much pain as my brain has felt getting to the BBQ section of this tale.
Joking aside, I do have a legitimate question.
Are there any actual likeable characters?
I know I shitpost a lot and this could be taken for me mocking a bit but i'm honestly confused because every . single . character is a bit of a twat.
Made even worse when it seems the LI's are one woman he only thinks is good looking when she wears makeup which isn't exactly a great intro to a LI, if she even is which I have doubts because it sounds like he barely tolerates her nevermind likes her and the other woman is the walking trope for teen rebel without a clue.
I'm just confuddled. I go through one game that had some nice characters and some sweet and loving moments with 2 waifu's to this where I can't seem to find anything likeable about the characters. I just wondered if I was missing something, if it gets any better or this just probably isn't for me.
I usually love romance stories but i'm not seeing it here. MC has about as much romantic potential as a lettuce.