Things you can't stand in porn games.

[Losersriot]

I'll start:

Forced Fetishes - Pick a fetish, any fetish. Clearly it's something the developer loves. They love it so much that they're going to make an inescapable part of the of the story, whether you like it or not - and you're answer is definitely "not." Looking at you, Rozz.

Games Made from Other Games - Someone took their pirated a copy of any random Illusion game, fired up Studio mode, took a bunch of screenshots, loaded them into RenPy and is now trying to scam people out of money on Patreon for all of their "hard work."

Theme Blender from Hell - This game begins with you in the Middle Ages, but then you get abducted by a UFO and meet a bunch of aliens, then fall through a dimensional vortex in the world of Kingdom Hearts and finally you escape from Hades by having a three some with an Amazon, a ghost and Satan, which unlocks your psychic powers that are fueled by using mana crystals that you dropped out of a steam-powered tube system after you hacked a computer system with your cyberdeck.

That One A-hole Who Demands Futa and/or Incest in Everything - And has never offered up even $1 in their entire life to anyone's Patreon, but you better do what they say because reasons.

That One A-Hole Who Puts Futa and/or Incest in Everything - See "Forced Fetish," above. Will abandon project the moment their Patreon income dips below $10K per month.

Trying to Cram Combat Systems into RenPy Games - Maybe one game in a hundred actually makes this work, and it sure as hell ain't yours, pal.

Doing It Completely Backward - You can add sex to a functional RPG. You can't make an RPG out of random sex scenes lazily tied together. A VN, yes, but not an RPG.

The Token Freak Girl - A perfectly normal, non-sci, non-magical world with regular homes, people with jobs and a believable protagonist going through a semi-believable story... and on day 12 a fucking magical fairy cat-girl from Mars appears and sneaks in through your bedroom window.

Your Black Friend Kevin - He is always bald, always wears sunglasses, always wears an orange shirt, always acts like he's a player and yet never gets laid despite always working as a bartender. Either come up with a more original character, don't bother with the character or at least let the guy actually get some pussy for himself for once, sheesh.

Now Starting Project Number Five - Projects one through four are all filed under "Abandoned." It's time to admit that game making is not for you.

That Idiot Who Tells You To Go Make Your Own Damn Game - He's probably already commented before even reading this far.

Russian Projects - Version 0.00001 Alpha-Alpha is now up and check out my Patreon page, my Kickstarter page, my GoFund me and my link to deposit Bitcoin directly to me via your checking account routing number. My god, how stupid do you think we are? Wait... someone is actually subscribed to that? Ugh, nevermind.

The Glorious Tech Demo - It's huge, it's beautiful, it's breathtaking... and there is no actual game, nor will there ever be one. They're really just trying to con you into paying for their Unreal Engine license so they can go make something else entirely, and it will have nothing to do with porn.

 

[Magnifico]

All the whining in countless threats about any characters height, though it should be the decision of the creator

Jah....and FUTA....don´t get it....Huge musced girls with dick as big as one of their legs....but I respect someone others needs

 

[qwsaq]

Futa's kinda weird. I don't mind a proper dickgirl. And a nice pussy's something to appreciate. But when you attach both on the same body it feels like an abomination.

 

[Dessolos]

1. When a LI wear an outfit in public that is pretty much see through and might be considered enough to get arrested for indecent exposure. One thing to do sexual acts in public and risk getting caught but wearing outfits like that make no sense to me.
2. When LI accept everything you do blindly because they "love" the MC.
3. When to many LI have big tits.
4. When LI are interested in the MC with little no interactions.
5. When the majority of LI are easy to have sex with because it's a porn games and they havent known the MC long. Fine to have a few characters like that just give some variety and let me work for it on some. Like take them out on dates etc you know make it an actual dating sim.
6. If it isn't a harem game and you commit to a path or get serious with a LI allow some of them to be locked from any future lewd content and perhaps go the extra mile and make it so they get a boyfriend since you are taken even if it is just something that happens off screen. Not every LI should stay single if you are taken.
7. loli's as least if they are a LI or have any form of nudity
8. When meaning nice to a LI mean lewd scene and you are now in a relationship with them. Make it obvious that choice will lead to a lewd scene.
9. Just like #8 make it obvious if you are in a relationship with a LI as nothing is worst than playing the field when you didn't mean to and was just getting to know the LI before you commit to a LI.
10. Be nice to have a game where a roommate / landlady is nothing more than that a landlady or roommate
11. lewd scenes that come out of no where or make no sense just because it's a porn game. While this one doesnt bug me all that much some games it can get a bit much.
12. In harems would be nice to actually get to know the girls in the harem not all harem games allow you to have much of a romantic relationship where you get to know them. Alot of the time you barley even know the LI but they want to be with the MC and in said harem for no reason other than cause it's a harem game.

i'm sure there are some smaller nick picks but this should be good.

 

[hu lover]

There is only one thing i can't stand in porn games is ugly female characters. Especially when the main female character is tough to look at.

 

[Losersriot]

There is only one thing i can't stand in porn games is ugly female characters. Especially when the main female character is tough to look at.

for example?

 

[hu lover]

for example?

cara in creek maw VN, the female character mommy is overly fat and her face is not that good looking. That is the only example i can come up with. Most female protagonists in most games are good looking. its mostly just side characters that tend to be hard to look at sometimes.

 

[Losersriot]

cara in creek maw VN, the female character mommy is overly fat and her face is not that good looking. That is the only example i can come up with. Most female protagonists in most games are good looking. its mostly just side characters that tend to be hard to look at sometimes.

fmc games must focused on boys npc)

 

[diusank]

unfinished games that hook you only to get abandoned

sex as a lose condition. i'm here for the sex, but if i play the game perfectly i never get it.

beta males as main character. completely destroys suspension of disbelief when a loser who looks and acts like a 14 year old has a harem of 8 super hot and horny girls.

rape. i don't get why people are into it, it's just a turn off for me. if i can save a girl from it happening to her fine, but unavoidable rape is a no no.

 

[Dan Druff]

I feel like a pariah because I would love to have a male protagonist against ugly women and futanari hell bent on raping him. To add to my earlier post, I feel there are unwritten rules that cannot be broken regarding male versus female protagonists. One example is

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which were made by the same developer. Male protagonists have pleasant or mildly unpleasant situations with lots of pretty women while female protagonists always have the worst luck with the ugliest things. I can't find an alpha female who can have her choice of dainty but attractive men nor can I find an average man fending off the advances of ugly female rapists. I hate that the excuse or automatic response is "muh realism." You can have people jump twenty feet in the air or shoot fire from their hands, but a buff woman is unrealistic.

 

[qwsaq]

I can't find an alpha female who can have her choice of dainty but attractive men

You know? I feel like a 2D platformer where you are a femdom capturing men to put in your sex dungeon would be a hilarious and fun idea. It would also be a solution to the common "lose to get lewds" complaint.

 

[El' Capitan]

I hate the gay stuff between dudes. Girls are fine but dudes are gross. Personally, I would like an adult game I would feel good to play with my wife sitting there next to me. You guys know of any adult video games you'd play with your wife?

 

[Herculust]

1. Having to play / watch a side character (male) have sex with a girl you're fuckin in the game.
2. Tits nowhere near being natural / real looking.

 

[Geigi]

It might seem odd to some, but for me personally it's Male Protagonists. I find that in many H-games, a male protagonist has basically 0 personality. It makes sense I guess, they're more meant to be a vehicle through which the player self inserts but that doesn't stop me from finding it boring.

It's why I vastly prefer Female Protagonist games, because at least there it often feels like there's been some effort into developing the girl as a character. Now I'm not saying that this is always the case with Male Protagonists, or that you don't see it with Female Protagonists either, it's just I've found it's more common to encounter with the former than with the latter.

The most female protagonists in games have a "doormat"personality. Where are those games with main player character development?

 

[deltahalo241]

The most female protagonists in games have a "doormat"personality. Where are those games with main player character development?

Meritocracy of Oni and Blade
Selobus Fantasy
Lona Quest
Dragon Slayer
Pixel Town Wild Times
Antithesis
Ambrosia
Magical Girl Celesphonia
Kozue's Strange Journey
Claire's Quest
Yorna Monster Girls Secret

Now those are just out of the games that I have saved on my hard-drive, I don't have expert knowledge of every game on the site unfortunately and how well you connect with the characters will vary depending on your own tastes and whatnot, but I'd still say a doormat character is more interesting than someone who literally has no character.

 

[Raspy]

To much pointless text.
Always the horrible exposition and lore dump in the start of games
Do a lot of devs think the best thing in Star Wars was the rolling yellow text in the start of the movie?
Sometimes less is more.

No pacing and understanding of fun gameplay mechanics.
Convoluted progression, If most players needs a guide to even finish your game it's bad game design.

Royalty free music playing on a loop or no sounds at all.
Have some ambient sounds that fits the scene or enviroment.

Ai-art
It's so bad and noticeable.

 

[koiflo]

Typos trigger me. Like the person above who said "to" instead of "too".

 

[Softimus Prime]

It's an issue when the fetish is placed into an on-rails encounter that you can't escape from or acts as a barrier to progress, thus forcing the player to go engage in it. Ergo, "forced fetishes."

This is why I cannot and never will play Treasure of Nadia.

It has scenes involving multiple males -- something that's an instant turn-off for me -- that you cannot skip. Also Henry seems like the most obnoxious fucking twerp.

 

[Dan Druff]

Ishigaki annoys me because it has games with futanari and others with males but never together. I understand it's the developer's choice, but that means I have to find a developer that will have futanari and male together. Deeper Create and StudioS also annoy me because they know how to make male and female rapists, but neither will make a strong female or a weak male.