Oh come on, do you think any of us will believe that?
You should just tell us the TRUTH. The voices in my head say that 90% of the time it takes for each update in this game is spent by the Dev team sitting around eating Pancakes and Chocolate (and MAYBE Chocolate Pancakes).
While doing that, ideas for CHEESEY references from other games and movies are worked into the story. -SIGH-
Keep up the good work. Also, keep the Easter eggs, references, humor, Confusing story twists, and SEXY Fun coming.
Just a thought.