Also, something I ain't got for years, how do you tell if your penis has 'woken' up, or wake it up? Is there a cooldown? And no indication? Hard to try out the rugged headband when my dick is always 'sleeping'
"x cock" works for me. Also with regards to your review:
1) Kneeing damage can actually vary quite a lot and, depending on your strategy, may vastly outclass kicking damage. For that you need stockings and/or suspenders. Some stockings have knee-increasing or decreasing attribute with blessings/curses enhancing or nullifying them. Interestingly enough completely neutral stockings still increase damage if blessed. Suspenders amplify the effects.
2) Weapons do absolutely increase slapping damage. Most of the weapons however require tribute to be activated and after one of the recent patches utilise different command/button. One of the sword variations requires shameful acts/orgasms, maid cleaning tool, whatever it is, fills up with liquid as you clean the puddles, wands operate on magic, club wants you to be somewhat aroused but not desperately. Other weapons simply penalise you: with the whip and demon sword increasing your arousal. Blessed whip in my experience almost doubles the slapping damage and is preferable to kicking.
3) You can enroll at the school in the hotel, if you refused at the beginning. The tooltip hasn't changed though and still says it is only possible at the beginning.
Ah yes, and the teleporter bugging out actually happens only as you progress through school. I don't know specifics, but if I were to hazard a guess, ruby gets you teleported to Hotel, if you haven't discovered the region yet; and to Mansion maybe at diamond, who knows.