DIRTY FILTHY Animal

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Speaking of names for characters, I always thought Heather could have been named “Jolene” like after the song, you know because she can steal any girls man, even if it’s just one nightstand. For the youngians that don’t know what I’m talking about just say. Alexa play Jolene by Dolly Parton or if your too lazy here’s the lyrics :ROFLMAO:

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
Jolene
He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me
Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, Jolene
 

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Do Daryl Hall & John Oates know wifey?

She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
 
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NewTricks

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Speaking of names for characters, I always thought Heather could have been named “Jolene” like after the song, you know because she can steal any girls man, even if it’s just one nightstand. For the youngians that don’t know what I’m talking about just say. Alexa play Jolene by Dolly Parton or if your too lazy here’s the lyrics :ROFLMAO:

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
Jolene
He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me
Jolene
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, Jolene
As if any man could escape the gravitational pull of Dolly Parton's twin celestial bodies. Jolene had better have enough thrust to achieve orbit.

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Swing's costumes party. Wifey as Black Widow, Hubby as Captain America. Other couple as Hulk and Scarlet Witch. Now just make it happen!
Now I will have to do a render of wifey in leathers wearing a mask to hide her true identity.
 
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Illegible Mink

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Swing's costumes party. Wifey as Black Widow, Hubby as Captain America. Other couple as Hulk and Scarlet Witch. Now just make it happen!
Now I will have to do a render of wifey in leathers wearing a mask to hide her true identity.
Now there's a thought - quite fancy a costume party as the kinks kick in. The costumes might get a bit saucy though :D
 

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Can you imagine squeezing wifey boobs into a tight leather outfit that shows off every curve of her body :p
Also over the knee leather boots and gloves
I need to do some errrr research o_O
 
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I'm a very patient freeloader. I'd love to support, but it would be difficult because of certain things in my life.
 
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