telotelo

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does this non-chromium browser impact significantly to gameplay?
i'm using firefox and so far didn't find any trouble
false alarm?
 
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Ferghus

Engaged Member
Aug 25, 2017
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I found the retro roguelike layout to be pretty charming. The game seems alright, but there were a few things I wished were more clear in game.
  1. Tips. I wished they were more accessible than having to step on the "?" each time to read them. Could you make it so that they can be picked up and viewed more easily?
  2. I didn't know what to expect, but I would have preferred to know how to pause the game before being thrown into a room full of moving enemies.
  3. Dodging. Honestly, I didn't use it at all. Didn't know how it worked, but managed to beat enemies without it.
  4. Relationship scores. I don't know if it's a bug, but I seem to get a penalty to almost every interaction. Sometimes they actually do something and sometimes they don't. Like groping Sabrina causes the game to try to set her score to 15. Having sex with Kelsie tries to set it to 50.
P.S. the sprites in the overview are a little different than how they appear in-game.
 
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ara1111

Active Member
Apr 6, 2019
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I found the retro roguelike layout to be pretty charming. The game seems alright, but there were a few things I wished were more clear in game.
  1. Tips. I wished they were more accessible than having to step on the "?" each time to read them. Could you make it so that they can be picked up and viewed more easily?
  2. I didn't know what to expect, but I would have preferred to know how to pause the game before being thrown into a room full of moving enemies.
  3. Dodging. Honestly, I didn't use it at all. Didn't know how it worked, but managed to beat enemies without it.
  4. Relationship scores. I don't know if it's a bug, but I seem to get a penalty to almost every interaction. Sometimes they actually do something and sometimes they don't. Like groping Sabrina causes the game to try to set her score to 15. Having sex with Kelsie tries to set it to 50.
P.S. the sprites in the overview are a little different than how they appear in-game.
Yea the tips one is really weird. As is putting the big letter in the first room. There are, like, 2 big enemies. One is possibly the first enemy you fight. You don't get told how to do ANYTHING beyond basic movement until you pass this enemy. Which is optional, but the game doesn't tell you.
Combat dodgte is pointless since you can just move away from enemies and if you fight them on trees they just don't hit you most of the time.
The skip/repeat functions are also both unexplained and barely noticeable, being a tiny button or in the corner respectively.
Once you get far enough to hang out the entire gameplay loop has no meaning. You can talk to a girl for free, enter the forest, immediately exit. Repeat. Desire doesn't matter, charm can be filled so much in 1 run its essentially meaningless, potency doesn't seem to do anything. Only seduction matters at all and it also fills so fast it loses meaning.
Girls going
>doesn't like you
>humors you
>likes you
>submissive
Is weird too. Why is the surfer girl 'submissive'? There's been no dialogue, interactions, anything to suggest this. We literally just hang out. Say I filled the score to be submissive via groping, that'd make sense. But if you hang out with someone and then they like you, that's not submissive, that's people.
 

thomthehound

Newbie
Jan 28, 2018
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I like the concept of a roguelike porn game. The uterine 'dungeon' fertilization quest/scene was easily my favorite part, and feels like a fresh and fun idea (although it's a little too easy, I think). Hopefully this game keeps developing because its a little bare-bones right now, but it is very promising.
 

desmosome

Conversation Conqueror
Sep 5, 2018
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I found the retro roguelike layout to be pretty charming. The game seems alright, but there were a few things I wished were more clear in game.
  1. Tips. I wished they were more accessible than having to step on the "?" each time to read them. Could you make it so that they can be picked up and viewed more easily?
  2. I didn't know what to expect, but I would have preferred to know how to pause the game before being thrown into a room full of moving enemies.
  3. Dodging. Honestly, I didn't use it at all. Didn't know how it worked, but managed to beat enemies without it.
  4. Relationship scores. I don't know if it's a bug, but I seem to get a penalty to almost every interaction. Sometimes they actually do something and sometimes they don't. Like groping Sabrina causes the game to try to set her score to 15. Having sex with Kelsie tries to set it to 50.
P.S. the sprites in the overview are a little different than how they appear in-game.
Dodging is OP. Most enemies don't attack you right away. You spam arrow on them and dodge when they are about to attack. You can clear the forest like this without even getting hit.
 

SP21Gager

New Member
Aug 20, 2019
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Found a bug playing on the website version; your max health gets set to 1 if you lose, and the only way to fix it is to restart.
Anyone else encountered this?
 
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