Since the release is
slowly inching near, and as soon as the game is posted here a deluge of comments will inevitably follow, I've tried engaging in a thought experiment, named "it's easy being Cassandra". Here are some templates for the posts, feel free to reword them or paste them into ChatGPT to reduce redundancy:
- That's it? We've waited ten years for this? It's not funny
- I knew it, it's just 30 minutes of scrolling through text for a couple of animations
- Wasted time / potential / quality drop, such a shame
- My nephews will still not be able to play the finished game in their lifetime
- I hate this ugly orc / Celestina
- Main quest is still on hold
- No gameplay
- Ren'py BTW!
- People paid for this
- Nuts are scammers / hack-fraudsters, we have to denounce them, why does nobody think of the customers?
- Time to have another surgery / put the third child in the oven
- Patrons are such milk cows
- Game is still buggy
- Someone has a completed 0.6 / 0.7 save?
- Where's the walkthrough mod?
- Where's the gallery / unlocker?
- How to play in Android?
- Is the game abandoned?
- See you all in 20xx
Not bipartisan enough?
- Beautiful art takes time
- Developing games is hard, 2D games take longer that 3D
- Dialogue is not meant to be skipped through
- Curb your expectations, you'll be happier
- You don't pay, you have no right to criticize
Have fun!