So without a lawyer present,
I confess that even though I suspected Theresa is my birth mother, I purged her sinful thoughts, and my loins deep within her. Cucking Tommy as much as any reason.
I Want Bella to not be an evil conniving bitch, but wanting rarely makes it so.... so I kicked her from my beach house.
I do, upon my honor, know that Jojo, a bisexual with more of a lesbian take on things, has my heart.
Jenna, likely my half sister also has had my seed and love in her loins.
Monica... for the fucking life of me, I can not get over how she used to turn me on, and now even though she looks better, she is so much of a turn off that even though I inseminated her after the photo shoot, I ended it shortly after.
Zariah never tasted the joys of my boyish flesh, beyond lusting over it.
Katie, Lily, and Debbie have all had their full measure of my insemination, and if I were going to leave Jojo and Jenna, it would be for Lily hopefully Debbie and Katie.
Elaine got a full load of my jizmo. I neither regret it, nor will I. Especially if a bastard of mine is now in her belly. NOT because of her... oh no.... I fucked her because of my HATE for my father, and the desire to hear her cuck him in his grave. (yeah I have some actual real life experience in this and the associated daddy issues).
Angel.... I really like Angel... and Wanda. I used to dislike Wanda as much as I dislike Monica now, but I actually like Wanda and think a thruple with Angel and Wanda would be fun and exciting. Sort of a reverse lovewich.....
So I think I confessed to several things in there, that are illegal in some states... oh, I am pretty sure spreading the starfish is illegal. So add that to the crime spree.
I regret nothing your Honor.
I throw myself upon the judgement, if not the mercy, of the court.
Peace