I love this game but the way monica keeps pushing off getting into actual sex is getting a little ridiculous. At this point it almost feels like it happened yet because the Dev is worried people will stop supporting him on patreon once they got to dick monica.
- Thread starter UncleVT
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Almost got me there.... I actually did almost give some examples of characters I would have dropped when I initially wrote that but that would have narrowed down the suspect list so I caught myself in time.I completely agree on the cum aspect, the only reason I've ever cum on a woman is that we were using the pull-out method, except that one time when my then GF wanted to try tasting it and wanted me to aim at her mouth (I missed and blinded her (her words)) I was but a young 'un at the time with little experience, ahh youth.
Yep, got to agree with you there, plastering is a bitch; I never got the hang of that either!
Ooh, so... who are the women that you would take out if you could? Just as a fer instance?
Totes not taking notes to eliminate potential gold digger suspects.
Yes, that's exactly it. You have rumbled me / found me out / exposed me for the charlatan that I am. I'm terrified of the effect it will have on Patreon. It keeps me awake at night. I was hoping to drag it out until I get my kids through college. (BTW I don't have any kids yet so the clock on that one hasn't even started) but your powers of deduction have out-smarted me, you diabolical genius. Dammit. Next episode... Full sex with Monica. And the world will have you to thank. Hopefully my future kids will have other skills and don't need academia.
and to think I almost got away with it.... if it wasn't for you pesky kids.
Yes, yes. I cannot deny it. There are no assets for anything that you suggest. I've searched high and low and unfortunately what you're looking for is impossible. I have emailed the good people at DAZ3D and demanded answers as to why they cannot provide the assets for the sheen that you desperately desire. I've even emailed them sample pictures of my cock and my girlfriends glistening vulva but instead of providing said assets they had the gall to ask me to stop contacting them. So my friend ...we must live with achingly dry images... for now. However a temporary solution that I have tried and can guarantee it works is....
1. Get a pair of old 3D glasses (I stole mine when I went to see Avatar many moons ago)
2. Spray a fine mist on them before playing. The mist should be a solution containing ( 40% olive oil, 10% gypsy tears, 15% pixie dust, 35% baboon sweat)
3. Once you apply this liquid you need to wait until the right natural light to play the game (in your location it's between 9:45pm and 9:52pm)
4: And once all these conditions are met if you squint at the right time..... BAM... like magic all of the cock pictures in the game will glisten magically ....
Disclaimer.... I've been on the whiskey tonight!
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Is that so? Then you definitely should do that more oftenDisclaimer.... I've been on the whiskey tonight!
Oh, and by the by, I will refrain from espousing the merits of Uisge Baetha
Especially the Islay ones
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Great now I'm expecting some wish from cursed monkey paw with the whining being answered with that full sex being Monica fucking the MC with a strap on, maybe getting rotisseried by her and Zarah after it's discovered he's been messing with both of her daughters.
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Cheers, mate. You deserve it.Disclaimer.... I've been on the whiskey tonight!
Hope it was a good whisky, though.
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Bollocks!Almost got me there.... I actually did almost give some examples of characters I would have dropped when I initially wrote that but that would have narrowed down the suspect list so I caught myself in time.
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Damn. Now I don't even want a sex scene with Monica just to spite that guy!
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What ? !°!! Seriously ? You can keep "pushing" Katie , that was her fault. 5 minutes (just assuming) later and Elaine would be the last "target"
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This REALLY should have added up to more than 100%!
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Have you installed any mods? There was some talk a few pages back that some mods were causing problems.
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