Top o da mornin to ya!
Me appologies lad, I wa too drunk on guinness and guinness alone (because we only drink that...) dat I couldn get accross the oirishness I was tryin to convey.
It doesn help dat I just got in a pure savage brawl, good ting Patty (because it's spelled that way...) my boy was there to save me...
An furter more, I got caught in da eternal rain, but luckily I was rescued by me close personal relation Cillian Murphy (because everyone in Ireland obviously knows each other) and we got on a bus (that was late) and even tanked da bus driver on da way out... Luckily Cillian paid cause it costed tirty tree and a tird Euro and I cant afford dat.
dis was all before I had to stop and catch dat Leprechaun. silly tings dey are...
Sorry for all the excuses, but they're true.
Oh! I almost forgot the Irish part! Póg mo thóin!
Thanks to you the next instalment will be written like this, I hope you're satisfied.