NOTE: This post is intended to inform potential new patreons what kind of developer is in charge of the sandbox through light humor, because I don't want to come off too serious, it's just a game FFS. It's imperative new patreons know what kind of developer is in charge of the sandbox.
If they actually listened to me, I shudder to think how much more $$$ they'd make.
My ideas cater to 99% of players who want to JACK OFF.
ICCH_HOW(lead dev of sandbox) ideas cater to like 1% of players who want to build HUGE mega cities and turn the lights on & off with a button press, or people who just want to CODE FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS, and will probably never jack off to the garbage they coded, lol.
I truly believe ICCH_HOW doesn't realize that people are literally stroking their cocks while playing the sandbox, I don't think he knows that, lol. Someone should tell him in a
nice way.
Hypothetical Scenario
Anon: "ICCH_HOW, you're a great programmer bro, but did you know that people using the sandbox are playing with one hand?"
ICCH_HOW: "Oh really? That makes no sense. When I'm using the sandbox I use both hands at all times. Why would anyone only use the sandbox with one hand? That's stupid. I programmed the sandbox to require both hands at all times, because that is the most efficient way to code using both hands."
Anon: "DUDE. *maintains composure* Uhh, yea bro, check this out, it will blow your mind:
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ICCH_How: "So you're telling me, that when people use Wild Life Sandbox, they are doing this thing called... how do you say it? Mastor Bation? But, do you think they'll want to learn to code while performing that immoral act, you know, for the challenge?"
Anon: "... awww come on man..... *facepalm*"
ICCH_How: "How about this. Why don't I program a system where you can simulate the big bang?"
Anon: "What?!"
ICCH_How: "Yea, the sandbox will be so amazing, you'll be able to program, using LUA and the event system, to create a giant explosion in the void of 3d space. After the explosion, the matter will fly outwards from the epicenter of the explosion, but you'll have a checkbox that allows you to disable or enable DARK MATTER, if disabled, the matter from the explosion will naturally attract back towards each other, instead of continuing to expand, until all that matter comes back into a single form, and the big bang happens again due to the gravitational forces. All those matter particles will require lots of VRAM so everyone will need to buy a RTX 5090 32gb, because we'll never fix the blurry texture problem. Oh, the event system will be tied to each matter particle, allowing you to control it, shaping it into the features you want for the sandbox. What do you think?"
Anon: "BRO, please. Can you just allow the Add Pose character to walk or at least fix it so the camera doesn't spawn inside Max's head when you possess him in first person? Or how about letting us have Maya sit on a couch? How about a UI button that makes Maya dance, so I have the mouse in my one hand and my dick in the other?"
ICCH_How: "I can't wait to code this big bang explosion and simulate astronomical forces of gravity using Unreal Engine, this is gonna look so good on my resume when I finally apply for that job I want at Bethesda."
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I"m sorry, hahah I can't help it. hahahah.
Also, I don't think ICCH_HOW knows what click optimization is, and if you try to tell him, AdeptusSteve gets upset and feels the need to protect ICCH_HOW from criticism.
ICCH_How can't seem to figure out how to program a system that minimizes clicks, that's something every junior level UI programmer learns, but he hasn't figured it out yet. I hope he does though, lol.
CLICK OPTIMIZATION
1 CLICK - PERFECT
2 CLICK - GREAT
3 CLICK - Oh oh, pushing it
4 or more CLICKS - YOU'RE FIRED
After a while it becomes so frustrating when you watch an rookie programmer trying to program his way out of the paper bag he's permanently stuck in, you just explode, and they think I'm the bad guy.
