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Remember the twins? Case in point!
Edit: Apparently the twins made a comeback in the recent forest maze, but how would anyone know if the twins couldn't be found... Oh, hooray, a map just fell out of the sky! Can we also get a compass like in a Zelda game next?
in other words they wanted to say they don't give a fuck bout their customers
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yea now on in future uncle sam can continue their sexeducation (another dumb sideplot).
also got map on how to rescue boris when he got lost on mine but using that reqs basically restart.
I mean, customers is a bit of a stretch. If you are bothering to donate to the devs on Patreon or whatever, that's your prerogative... but yea, I'll admit that the devs behavior regarding this game does practically verge on fraud. But while they're gonna be delivering a final product by the next Ice Age, the Patreon model effectively depends on rarely completing anything according any deadline. It ain't Kickstarter! You were promised a product, not necessarily a final product...in other words they wanted to say they don't give a fuck bout their customers
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what scenes? uncle fucking jack? that happens only on 1 path and save for that was posted long ago.
After eight months of hard work, twelve thousand dollars, 300 liters of vodka *(only, the driver drinks half) we would like to proudly introduce a new update
new will be soon...or later...maybe...
new will be soon...or later...maybe...
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Yeah, but now they move! Oh wait, they kinda already did that, just much crappier interpolation...
Edit: forgot to mention this, but they also need to animate the two orbs to either randomly bounce around or doing that circular arc thing when ladies find trampolines. But we ask for that and won't get it until 2555...
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Mischief art. I hope you had merry holidays.
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So I never got to see the vampire scene, but jack cant hunt anymore and I dont know what to do. I did the mermaid quest, I bought the summer suit, I talked to lucy at the bar. I feel like im soft-locked this is so frustrating.
(rolling eyes) Please check when the game started. (2017 sept.) This game will never be finished. If no one will pays them anymore, they will abandon it.
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Some people cant working for free. Especially now. In Soviet Union this kind of game are not popular, you know. So donations (if platform not ban it in glory of holy sanctions) are only source of foundation. Foundation=well-fed life. Well-fed life = happiness. Happiness= inspiration for game to complete.