Can't believe he's actually taken so much time to work on this exhibition game, which IMO shouldn't take more than 20 renders, if even that...
This game better be the next best thing since the Celtics' epic triple-overtime victory over the Suns.
Like I'm fully expecting MCs team to be down by 50 pts for 3 quarters, getting absolutely pummeled and every time the other team score they point at the MC and laugh and provoke him, calling him a coward and a fake, our MC naturally gets emotional and starts crying, he wipes his manly tears and starts taking off his clothes to get ready to enter the game, at which point Harper tries to stop him, but our MC has had enough, so he insists, so Harper then does what any coach worth their salt would do in this situation, she takes off the MCs shorts and starts sucking his dick viciously right then and there on the bench, and then...
Ah, fuck it... you get the point