No, I haven't been doing any work on my day off.
a “Not much. Just trying to find a college to go to around here.”
mc “Any luck?”
a “Well, this one called 'Nathan Bedford Forrest University' looks good.”
mc “Yeah, I wouldn't want to be associated with a college named after him.”
a “Why, who is he?”
mc “I'd rather not say.”
a “If you won't tell me I'm Google it.”
mc “I wouldn't.”
a “Let me see...OH, MY GOD!”
mc “I told you not to Google it.”
a “What about this one. It's out in the country. It's called 'Edward Theodore Gein School for Higher Learning.'”
mc “I think that's a place to teach funeral directors their craft.”
a “How do you know?”
mc “Just a guess.”
a “Damn it! Those are the only two collages around here.”
a “Not much. Just trying to find a college to go to around here.”
mc “Any luck?”
a “Well, this one called 'Nathan Bedford Forrest University' looks good.”
mc “Yeah, I wouldn't want to be associated with a college named after him.”
a “Why, who is he?”
mc “I'd rather not say.”
a “If you won't tell me I'm Google it.”
mc “I wouldn't.”
a “Let me see...OH, MY GOD!”
mc “I told you not to Google it.”
a “What about this one. It's out in the country. It's called 'Edward Theodore Gein School for Higher Learning.'”
mc “I think that's a place to teach funeral directors their craft.”
a “How do you know?”
mc “Just a guess.”
a “Damn it! Those are the only two collages around here.”