- Mar 1, 2019
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I marvel at L&P's ability to cast a miasma that settles upon this thread so that we (myself included) are transfixed by the smallest ort that falls from his proverbial table. As a cathartic exercise I committed to a continuation of a parody that has been labelled as sacrilege previously. The victim continues to be, "True" by Spandau Ballet:
It's true, painful as it seems
With each new release, it shatters all my dreams
His 'T and P' move much too slow...
This wait is raaa-cking my soul
Fan art is back
I got the new release 1...5...0
But then I let out a groan
Why is Sammy kissing her on the cheek?
Oh, I wanted these two to bone!
I had my hooopes up
And all I... got is... blue
I should just giiive up
And all I... got is... blue
With a drink in my hand, and a curse on my tongue
Two months per scene, instead of one
Parsing the preview (all night lo-ong!)
Soap Operas now…how we roll
Please tell me how?
New computer for ‘surprise’
He’s still working on his own
Where’s the writing help, and animator
To redeem a schedule that’s blown…
I know he saaaid that
I’m not so… sure it’s…true
I just don’t geeet that
And all I… got is… blue!
His balls are blu-ue. Her balls are blu-ue.
Now every-everybody’s balls are blue
His balls are blu-ue. Her balls are blu-ue...
It's true, painful as it seems
With each new release, it shatters all my dreams
His 'T and P' move much too slow...
This wait is raaa-cking my soul
Fan art is back
I got the new release 1...5...0
But then I let out a groan
Why is Sammy kissing her on the cheek?
Oh, I wanted these two to bone!
I had my hooopes up
And all I... got is... blue
I should just giiive up
And all I... got is... blue
With a drink in my hand, and a curse on my tongue
Two months per scene, instead of one
Parsing the preview (all night lo-ong!)
Soap Operas now…how we roll
Please tell me how?
New computer for ‘surprise’
He’s still working on his own
Where’s the writing help, and animator
To redeem a schedule that’s blown…
I know he saaaid that
I’m not so… sure it’s…true
I just don’t geeet that
And all I… got is… blue!
His balls are blu-ue. Her balls are blu-ue.
Now every-everybody’s balls are blue
His balls are blu-ue. Her balls are blu-ue...
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