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Kazuma is a scumbag?Hm. How did i miss such a good Konosuba parody.
Oh well, here we are anyway.
Now i can finally be a proper scumbag.
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someone needs to watch the anime, read the LN or manga.
canon kazuma is a gag pervert who does scummy things that throws his acquaintances under the bus due to petty reasons often times. (things usually turn out well though) only sometimes doing the 'right' thing for the 'right' reasons.
also darkness (and most of the fan base) love him for his scumbagitry.
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We love him not because he is the hero we need, he is totally not an hero, but he is the man we deserve.
Literally the chad kazuma vs the virgin isekai hero
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the virgin isekai "hero"
-wears armor to feel safe and appear reliable, smells like rust because of it
-probably has a red cape, impractical and a hazard in battle
-wimpy, angsty, denser than a black hole
-usually a pure fighter or a pure mage, boring min-maxer
-insists on shielding his battle harem, not an advocate of gender equality
-probably lawful good, the most boring alignment possible
the Chadzuma
-unbranded tracksuit, economic and allows for full-range motion
-wears green, the traditional color of chad isekai protags
-realistic concerns and motivations, will tap that ass at a moment's notice
-multi-range attacker with great utility on and off the battlefield
-allows his buddies to take and deal full damage in battle, advocates gender equality in the process
-unbounded by alignment concerns
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*Chuckles* I was thinking something much worse than him being a panty pincher.There is a reason why he is sometimes called Kuzuma.
I've seen him use steal in the anime but he doesn't seem like a scumbag of a person. The other members of his part aside from Darkness are much worse as people. Aqua is a freeloading mooch (There's even an h game based on this) and Megumin had to blackmail Kazuma into letting her join.
I love this! Somebody needs to make virgin vs Chad image of this asap!
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I wonder if you'd think the same thing if you were a girl and your panties got pilfered all of a sudden then shown to the entire tavern.
But yes, Konosuba is a comedy so no serious scumbaggery here.
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Hahaha, joke's on you, I've been "Kazuma-ed" multiple times, having my underwear taken and put on display for my gf's friends, and my old anime club.I wonder if you'd think the same thing if you were a girl and your panties got pilfered all of a sudden then shown to the entire tavern.
But yes, Konosuba is a comedy so no serious scumbaggery here.
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Man I didn’t know jars could be so expensive, after all those are more useful than this goddess
i mean the most useful (and expensive when you can buy) item in most zelda games is a jar/bottle
just cause you or darkness are into something doesn't mean its okay to do on others...Hahaha, joke's on you, I've been "Kazuma-ed" multiple times, having my underwear taken and put on display for my gf's friends, and my old anime club.
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obviously the glass-makers guild working behind the scenes. (in some games they are enchanted as well to be fair <to hold fairies and whatnot>)
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so true. Since a major use of bottles is to capture faeries, I wonder is they have been outlawed by the royal family. Also, without bottles potion customers would have to visit the potion makers directly every time they wanted a serving. This would kill the competition of anyone looking to buy in volume for the purpose of reselling.
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This will be fixed in v0.1.5
You need to trigger "Best Male Escort in Town" main event, which should happen in the evening after you finish "Vantage Point", "Extracurricular Activities", "Polar Opposites" and "Checkmate".