Nottravis

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No, I would never say you were a messy eater in bed.

Sloppy would be the word i'd use.
*pouts*

You must've done something right in a previous life, I've never seen Notty share her Jaffa Cakes!!
Fellow Devs need more love than a bunch of scampy pirates ;)

Although, I guess it's too late to politely request one of those snacks to help round out a long day since they just went up in flames along with Ennoch.
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I don't like making people sad. So, I'll share one of the two secrets with you. Ava made me do it, she made me work for 3 weeks on that animation tied to a fridge with only Jaffa cakes in it. And she made me watch as she ate them all :( True story. Don't go to that house. If you see it, run man, RUN!
See! I keep telling everyone I'm the good one! *now has proof!*

*promises herself not to derail anymore threads....*
 
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Avaron1974

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See! I keep telling everyone I'm the good one! *now has proof!*
You devs keep ganging up on me.

First it was just your abuse I put up with ........ after begging for months for you to abuse me hard but that's not the point.

Now another friend steps in. Sure I tied him to a fridge and forced him to make art while torturing him with chocolate and orange treats .... does that really make me a bad person?

No, of course not. I'd gone 2 months without kidnapping anyone. That's awesome progress.

It's all your fault for not handcuffing me like I asked.

*promises herself not to derail anymore threads....*
You know that's a promise we can't keep.

Like ever.
 

Nottravis

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You devs keep ganging up on me.

First it was just your abuse I put up with ........ after begging for months for you to abuse me hard but that's not the point.

Now another friend steps in. Sure I tied him to a fridge and forced him to make art while torturing him with chocolate and orange treats .... does that really make me a bad person?

No, of course not. I'd gone 2 months without kidnapping anyone. That's awesome progress.

It's all your fault for not handcuffing me like I asked.



You know that's a promise we can't keep.

Like ever.
MY abuse! I swear there's some posts on here in another thread that revolve around you sticking things up my bum! Repeatedly!

No wonder I gave your Jaffa cakes to OneManVN *sage nods*
 

Avaron1974

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MY abuse! I swear there's some posts on here in another thread that revolve around you sticking things up my bum! Repeatedly!
A few things to note... I never heard any complaints and most of the time it was for fun.

That last time was because you'd eaten a lot of lettuce and lettuce farts are bad. I felt my skin starting to melt and had to block the offending hole.
 

Nottravis

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A few things to note... I never heard any complaints and most of the time it was for fun.

That last time was because you'd eaten a lot of lettuce and lettuce farts are bad. I felt my skin starting to melt and had to block the offending hole.
If you'd had bloody Jaffa Cakes in I wouldn't have to have eaten lettuce! Totes yours fault.
 

Avaron1974

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If you'd had bloody Jaffa Cakes in I wouldn't have to have eaten lettuce! Totes yours fault.
I only do the shopping once a fortnight and had several boxes in.

They lasted all of a day.

Pretty sure most of the boxes ended up going home with you, it sure looked like you had a third squarish boob when you left.



So this is why we got shipped huh.
 

OneManVN

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MY abuse! I swear there's some posts on here in another thread that revolve around you sticking things up my bum! Repeatedly!

No wonder I gave your Jaffa cakes to OneManVN *sage nods*
She is a very scary little one. Everyone lets the size fool them. I feel for you. *comfort*
 

Nottravis

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Best not talk about buying eggs, milk and flour. They might get overexcited thinking about baking.
Quite possibly. Nothing quite like a bit of cooking or baking to get the pulse racing. Obvs I have slightly more varied tastes than your own but even so I'm sure we can agree that it's most important to keep your ladies fingers soggy for example.
 

Avaron1974

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Quite possibly. Nothing quite like a bit of cooking or baking to get the pulse racing. Obvs I have slightly more varied tastes than your own but even so I'm sure we can agree that it's most important to keep your ladies fingers soggy for example.
We already know you are a thigh girl.

Spread out nicely while they are feeling hot, get stuck in and get your lips ready for that succulent taste and overflowing juices. Sure to keep your fingers warm and wet.




It really is the only way to eat KFC.
 

OneManVN

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We already know you are a thigh girl.

Spread out nicely while they are feeling hot, get stuck in and get your lips ready for that succulent taste and overflowing juices. Sure to keep your fingers warm and wet.




It really is the only way to eat KFC.
I'm really having a hard time focusing on the chicken when reading this... I have a feeling it has nothing to do with it. And I'm usually right.
 

I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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I only do the shopping once a fortnight and had several boxes in.

They lasted all of a day.

Pretty sure most of the boxes ended up going home with you, it sure looked like you had a third squarish boob when you left.



So this is why we got shipped huh.
Rampant shopping porn is the sexiest porn. This is known *nods nods* And yet not a single game on here about it.

We filled a gap.
You two should make a game or write a comic or just something!
I'd back it in a heartbeat! :love:
 
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