Apocalust Progress Update and Evelyn Preview
Hello Patrons! Hello gullible people. We meet again.
Just dropping in to give a quick progress update as well as a small preview of some of the lovely house caretaker, Evelyn Augustine's scenes. GOD DAMN money goes fast if you sniff cocain of a hookers butt cheeks! Give me some more.
Development is going good, I am about halfway through Evelyn’s release content so far. Development? What? Oh the game? Yeah i am totally working on that one. Release? Information costs money. You got any?
I am a bit behind where I wanted to be at this point in the month because of a few bad bouts of insomnia, so I may stop working on her new stuff and instead add a portion of Ava’s scenes as well since a fair amount of her is already done and this will save me time, plus get a bit more of a mix of girls content as well, it depends how the next week goes so it isn’t 100% that I am going with that but it is probable.
I am behind in schedule because i have no clue what day it is or what month. But i didn't sleep in 4 days cause i had to make shit up again so you guys would believe me when i tell you i made some quality scenes for this hot chick. Like you wouldn't believe. I wish you could see it. For just 9,95$ i will describe to you how it looks. You will cream your jeans trust me.
Once I have a satisfactory amount of content pieced together, I still have yet to work on the games gallery as well as finish the power menu so it may take a bit more time so with coding/testing and taking a bit to do Mrs. Perkins special renders it will go into next month a bit like I said but hopefully not longer than a week but I will keep you updated.
Remember when i told you i am a GENIUS at using alot of words saying absolutely nothing? Yeah amazing how i can still pull that off and you believe every word of it. But trust me coding is hard and testing is even harder. So send me some money to be on the safe side that when i finally find out wtf i am doing over here you are the first to know. If you already know.... maybe tell me? Wtf am i doing here again? Oh right the game...... MONEY!!!! SEND MONEY!!!!!
Worst case scenario you get a single release earlier next month because of getting initial features out the door but hopefully once the hard stuff is done I can simply focus on just getting scenes and dialogue out the door.
Didn't i say that shit last time already? And a few times before that? And you still believe me? No srsly you do? When was your last CT? Really? So you got money right? Yeah ofc send it to me what else you gonna do with it? Hookers and blackjack? Hold your thought i gotta take notes on that one......
So my goal right now is to get it out by a week into next month, that way I have 3 weeks into next month to work on the next one but if it takes a bit longer for the first one it shouldn’t be too bad since I am mainly focusing on Perkins for 0.03 and her content is already a ways in. Again, just an estimation but I am trying to get past a rocky beginning at first so my releases can be more predictable down the road.
My goal is to get as much money out of you as possible cause i told you about a release next month about 2 years now! No Problem tough i got you. Send me some money and i will tell you for oncoming years the same shit. Apparently that is what gets you off. Hey no judging of kinks here. But if words get you off i got this dictionary laying around here for 10 bucks! Let me tell you this is the good shit if you are into this kind of stuff. And you know what they say? Once you go dictionary..... you gonna need a wheelchair.... and lube, lots of lube. Don't try it dry. Anyway..... MONEY! WE NEED MONEY!!!!
Once this month and next month are over, I will take a look at new features to add to the game but I want to get a bit ahead of the next version as well so I can confidently work on less important stuff without stressing and mainly focus on the content.
Once this month and next month are over i will make a christmas special in which you can pay alot more cause you can afford it and i will make up an even bigger pile of huge... ah what the hell, enormous pile of Bullshit for you to enjoy. Oh and the dictionary is still here. You sure you don't want it? No? Okay i gotta write more then.
Also, Mrs. Perkins Naughty Teacher Scenario won this months animation and renders so that will be out soon as well!
So ya, I’ll be back in about a week or so again to let you know what’s up. I am getting really excited for this as I didn’t really get to show a lot of Evelyn in the demo and some of her stuff is really good so I look forward to showing you all!
You know you can vote on shit when you pay me money? Yeah and the best part about this is i will then explain to you very precisely how i couldn't work on it in about 2 weeks and you will like it. Also send some more money cause you wanna vote on the next stuff right? And yes. I will also explain on the next vote what i did or didn't do. You can't check on that anyway. But you know what you can check? Your bank account. If there is money on it send it to me.
Thanks a million for the support, have a good weekend and I will talk to you again soon!
Guys. If everyone of you sends me 10.000$ i could have a jet. What you mean i don't need one? Ofc i don't need one but i could afford one. And the game would look even more amazing. It is in your hands folks. Send me the money. Give and you shall recieve...... and make sure i recieve the most. Thanks and see you next time on "How the fuck do i still make money?"
