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Hello Patrons! -
Hello Gullible people!
Sorry this took forever to get out, honestly I wanted to make sure I am 100% happy with my general release schedule before I let everyone know and solidify my plans for updates.
Damn it is annoying to always come up with another excuse. 2 Weeks over already? Nice 2 more and i get new money.
From reading comments on here as well as on the update discussion on my discord the past 2 weeks, I feel a lot of people don’t seem to mind what I have planned as I have explained it to some people already but I’ll go over it with you guys as well to let you know what to expect etc.
From reading comments i know that some of you already figured out that i ain't doing shit other than to collect money for free but hey. This is how it's going for over 2 years now. Don't get mad at me. I never made it a secret.
Basically, if you have been a patron long enough or you have stuck around for the past while, you know I seem to over stress over things, so most of what I have planned for my release/schedule is situated around being able to:
Basically, if you have been a patreon over the last 2 years you need a CT and MRT of your head. But in case you still think i will release a game let me give you a list on what i need in order to work on the game.
1: Alleviate stress as much as possible. -
Don't get on my nerves.
2: Give me more opportunity to interact and see reactions and get feedback from my supporters quicker. -
Be nice to me and give me money or fuck off.
3: Having things timed to a smaller release window, which makes it much easier to manage my time and remove non essential tasks from my plate.
- Since i ain't doing shit i need more money to hire someone to help me schedule my time more efficiently in which i ain't doing shit. Sounds fair? Good now give me money.
4: Focus on not only what is most important (
content) but most fun for me (working on graphics/animations/erotic stuff.) and saving the non essential tasks for if there is time left.
I like to work on some things but not so much on other things. You catch my drift? Yeah and money doesn't grow on trees so give me some.
So what I am doing for each update is release the equivalent of somewhere around the size of the demo you played every 2-3 weeks.
Man each update is dope. I wish you could see it. Oh you can't right.....how about some more money for me? To get it out you know?
2 weeks will always be the general goal but if I am running low on time, I don’t want to start freaking out and rushing or making bad decisions. So if I can get that out every other week I will be happy, but if I want to make it a bit bigger or I get stuck in the process, I can take the time to add onto it as well.
The
goal is
once/if I decide to go through with it and do this full time, I then roughly double up on the amount of content as I should have a lot more time to work on it as well as have the majority of the difficult things complete, like coding and all the bells and whistles etc.
Every 2 weeks i will make up some other shit to not deliver but you keep the money rolling in guys. Cause if i can't make the 2 week plan i will go for 3 weeks or 4 or any other week in the year. I mean a year has many weeks right? It could drop every second now. All i need is some more money.
The first release plan is changed and I am getting out both the intro for the game and an elongated version of Evelyn's content.
Trying to even work on only 4 of the characters at once and still get her scenes the way I want and making sense for the main love interest has proved difficult and I have a lot of stuff partially made that I want to complete and add to her as well as adding in backstory to make more sense as well. A portion of Mrs. Perkins stuff may be out for the story to fit better but it depends, I am not 100% sure right now.
Basically, i have no idea how to write for shit. While that might be a issue to some in writing a story i have perfected the art of using alot of words saying literally nothing in the process. And while you sit here like a idiot scratching your balls and sending me some more money i will make use of even more words to confuse you and collect that paycheck.
I am aiming to get the first version in testers hands by the end of the month, knowing how I manage my time, that means they are gonna be into next month a bit and then I am going to aim to get the next version out two weeks after that (Mrs. Perkins or Lora's stuff most likely.) and then again roughly two weeks after that one.
Here are some of the scenes and features I am working on getting out for the first release. (
0.02)
If you still believe anything i say about those 2 weeks i constantly babble about despite the fact that months have passed already i don't know what to tell you. Oh yes leave that money on the table.....
The games intro. -
It took me over 2 years to make a intro. Good Lord am i amazing or what? Hell yeah give me Money! Duh!
UI, Lust points and Devils Hands working and explained in the story.
Various Sequential Story scenes for Evelyn, (Backstory, Driveway, Tennis, Other small stuff.)
Evelyn Movies Part 1 and Part 2
Evelyn Laundry Scene
Evelyn Bathroom Part 1
Also, elongating some of those scenes and working on 2 more scenes that aren't 100% going to be in.
This and that and some more of this and a tiny bit more of that but doesn't all of that sound amazing or what? Yeah wait till you see it. 2 weeks from now. Or 3. Ah what the heck. In your lifetime how about that for a release date?
And if there is time in the end, then I'll setup "particle effects" from blender as well which is fully working but I know how long setup is and that is one of those things that may rip into time so I will save it for last.
Getting content out every other week is going to take a bit more dev time throughout the month, so I am going to be changing the Super Gamer tier rewards, (again, lol.) I still haven't decided on that just yet but I'll give you an answer soon.
Something else I am planning to do and am really excited for, is have things hinted at and built up to something more spectacular roughly every 3 months. (IE, go all the way with a character, go much further with one of the main characters, an important story event etc, etc.)
Remember my perfection of the "using alot of words while saying nothing" kind of game i play? You fell for it right again. Yeah but this time i add the twist of 3 months in which i plan something ULTRA SPECIAL AMAZING despite the fact that i already can't keep the 2 weeks release promises. But who cares i will add some SUPER HYPER GIGA MEGA TIER for patreons in which you pay me 300$ for absolutely nothing. And for a limited time only i will send you a CD with absolutely nothing on it but it will be signed by me.....probably........maybe.....ah who cares i send you the contents of my trash can and you will thank me for it anyway. I know you..... i really do.
This way, if you are the type of person who likes to pleasure delay and get something more polished, you can have something
specific to look forward to instead of seeing the smaller, w.i.p releases.
You know my special, deluxe, ultra rare trash can contents are not for everyone. Now bow before me and worship me.
I know this isn’t what every person wanted, but I find every time I stop obsessing over doing things that are overly hard for me and are what others want and just focus on what I enjoy doing, good things tend to happen and I am honestly more excited now than ever, regardless of the outcome, so at the end of the day that is a good sign for me.
A new
Ultra Gamer scenario poll will be up in a few days, I am still deciding which girl I want to work on, though I am leaning towards Mrs. Perkins or Kendra.
Anyhow, let me know what you think!
Damn i need a better word for Ultra. How about Mega Gamer or God Tier Gamer next. That way i can make even more money while the gullible feel important and i can keep milking but with even more money. GOD DAMN I AM A GENIUS!!!!
Thank you so much for all the support this past while and I’ll be back in a week or so to let you know where I am at with the initial release.
Have a
great weekend and I will talk to you again soon!
Thank you guys for being this gullible and make sure your bank account is always tasty before you send me the money cause i like the smell of $ in the morning. Have a great weekend and don't forget you can always use another mortage on your house for a good cause. And what better cause than myself? What would Jesus do?
