I'm currently trying my hand at a Fan Translation, because the official one isn't... great. Will probably be up by tomorrow.
First time I'm doing this (but it's been something I've been wanting to try for a while), so any critique is appreciated.
Edit: Ok boys, promises made promises kept. It took longer than expected because the context of the situation was way different from what you'd expect just reading the text (such as the aunt asking to sit down with the player when she's the one already watching TV, and other weird shit). Plus I broke the hallway at one point. Some creative license has been taken, the original dialogue was extremely sparse in some areas, but most everything else has been kept reasonably faithful.
Anyways, drop into root directory. Enjoy. Let me know if you find any bugs, there was one scene I was struggling to trigger.